Yea, you know that ackward cousin of your soon to be wife, you know the guy that is kind of shy, always looks well dressed and gets anxious around you?
Well, he is gay and before you pull the trigger and say I do, I think you should offer to suck his dick. Now hear me out, I know it sounds crazy. I mean, why would a guy that is just about to seal the deal on a lifelong commitment to heterosexuality pick up and suck a dick? The truth is that unless you do it once, you'll never know what you're missing.
Give it a try just once and if you don't like it, just don't tell anyone about it, but if you do, you might want to consider calling the whole marriage thing off.
Anyway, good luck!
lol...I still lol everytime I read this...lol...You're an evil man.