New girlfriend. She's not into blowjobs

[Princess L]

It's not a terribly clean area since there is no airflow down there so it can get sweaty. Which is all the more reason for washing hands after peeing.

Sweat in and of itself does not stink, nor is it dirty.  It's when it gets mixed with all sorts of other crud it can become nasty.  Washing your hands BEFORE (and after) makes more sense.

hey, you as mod should be aware this is g+o on getbig where rude jokes are the norm, i dont see why this should not be the same when a woman joins the discussion.

now, surely you like having your vagina licked, dont you.atleast the majority of women do like it, now your previous point applies to them too.
they piss through the vag, but you dont hear men beeing disgusted by that and refusing to lick it bc of that.

for both genders, a shower will make sure everythings clean.

hope this helps

It has nothing to do with piss.

Maybe it needs to be spelled out Getbig style. 

You take a shower before work ~ your dick is clean.  You go about your daily business, touching all sorts of crap.  You go to take a piss, touching your dick with your filthy hands.  Then, IF there's another guy in the john, you wash them, if not, you think it's optional. Regardless, you continue to go about your business, repeating the cycle throughout the day.  Later, you come home and expect your woman to put her mouth on it?

[flipper5470]

So what you're saying is that...in a sense...all blow jobs are ATM?    Awesome.....

[bike nut]

Sweat in and of itself does not stink, nor is it dirty.  It's when it gets mixed with all sorts of other crud it can become nasty.  Washing your hands BEFORE (and after) makes more sense.


It has nothing to do with piss.

Maybe it needs to be spelled out Getbig style. 

You take a shower before work ~ your dick is clean.  You go about your daily business, touching all sorts of crap.  You go to take a piss, touching your dick with your filthy hands.  Then, IF there's another guy in the john, you wash them, if not, you think it's optional. Regardless, you continue to go about your business, repeating the cycle throughout the day.  Later, you come home and expect your woman to put her mouth on it?

I have no idea what the hell you're babbling on about, but my dick is so hard right now I could cut diamond.   

[Princess L]

I have no idea what the hell you're babbling on about, but my dick is so hard right now I could cut diamond.   

How dare you accuse me of babbling!
 

[bike nut]

How dare you accuse me of babbling!
 

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[Hulkotron]

By Princess L's rationale you should never have to wash your shower towel because you are as clean as you will ever be every time you touch it.

[basil]

Manscape yer cacknballz.  Chick don't want a dental floss when they're shuckin' cack. Also, keep yer sack clean.  You may stink bad and denying bj's is her way of telling you that.  If she really is self conscious about it, use positive reinforcement.  Heap praise on her abilities, and gently offer advice for better performance.  Be more of a coach.

I have a few other suggestions, but they're probably against the law in your region.     

[James28]

Not a lot of time but just wanted to let you guys know that the blowjob moratorium is at an end. She blew me last night. I simply said, 'put it in your mouth' and she went down without a word and done it.

ok, gotta run. I'll be back later when this thread has reached 15 pages of crying 

[BigCyp]

Not a lot of time but just wanted to let you guys know that the blowjob moratorium is at an end. She blew me last night. I simply said, 'put it in your mouth' and she went down without a word and done it.

ok, gotta run. I'll be back later when this thread has reached 15 pages of crying 

Did you remember to clean out the nozzle before your mom uses it to hoover the basement/your bedroom?

[BigCyp]

er yes she got to be ready at any time

seriously, what are you saying, sweat is no stink?haha, ever heard of sweaty balls or armpits?

comeon some peoples sweat smells like a horses piss

I have a feeling that 'princess L' wouldn't suck anyones cock even if her life depended on it.

[bigmc]

Did you remember to clean out the nozzle before your mom uses it to hoover the basement/your bedroom?

are you saying that james28 new gf is called dyson big cyp?

[Jovo]

bro beat her up and run a train on her with your boys, that will teach her. it works for me every time !

[BigCyp]

are you saying that james28 new gf is called dyson big cyp?

Hahaha, what i'm saying bigmc is that when James28 says he gave his girlfriend a good servicing last night, what he means is that he changed the bag and cleaned the filter!

[bigmc]

Hahaha, what i'm saying bigmc is that when James28 says he gave his girlfriend a good servicing last night, what he means is that he changed the bag and cleaned the filter!

haha yes cyp its apparent that james thinks currys is a whore house

[calfzilla]

Here's a thought for all you guys today:

Every time you go to use the restroom today, before you use the urinal, lick both of your hands.



No?  You wouldn't want to do that?  Why? 

Logic only a woman could come up with.

[BigCyp]

haha yes cyp its apparent that james thinks currys is a whore house

Hahahaha yes, he was outraged the first time he visited Argos and found the catalogue was not on the top shelf!

[bigmc]

Hahahaha yes, he was outraged the first time he visited Argos and found the catalogue was not on the top shelf!

haha yes cyp he hasn't been the same since his last gf caught him fucking the dust buster

[Tapeworm]

I got puked on. 

[Internet Tough Guy]

James eats the pussies of whores.

[BigCyp]

haha yes cyp he hasn't been the same since his last gf caught him fucking the dust buster

Hahahaha james28 is quite the appliance destroyer!

[garebear]

I'm a big believer in showers before sex, unless it's the morning after.

I'm surprised everyone else isn't the same, man or woman.

[bigmc]

Hahahaha james28 is quite the appliance destroyer!

yes cyp james new "girlfriend" ejaculates shake and vac

[BigCyp]

I'm a big believer in showers before sex, unless it's the morning after.

I'm surprised everyone else isn't the same, man or woman.

There are situations, whereby standing firm on your beliefs would make you a complete homo.

[garebear]

There are situations, whereby standing firm on your beliefs would make you a complete homo.

OK

[Raymondo]

hahahahaha, brutal back and forth between bigcyp and bigmc