This is what Muslims do, they keep going on about how "true Islam" is not being practised and retarded cultural adaptations has taken over etc...
but they fail to realize the Islam they believe in is just a theoretical concept that when applied it clearly fails, and it fucking fails miserably as displayed by numerous examples world wide.
Nope, islam is not 'theoretical' it is a practical religion unlike christianity or budhism or hinduism which are in lala land.
The very things bellow you mention are very practical.
Also, putting harsh divine punishments in the hands of humans is beyond stupid.
...you rob a cash register, off goes the hand.
It's not stupid at all. Crime in general is less in muslim countries, while a crime occurs in western countries by the second.
You think people will want to steal if the punishment is chopping off the hands?
And this is for pure greed stealing, if someone is hungry and steals food it is not punishable by Islam. This is not considered theft however then other issues would have to be addressed such as why are other Muslims not providing for this family or man or whoever it was. Islam is very practical and just.
Putting someone in jail is stupid. They'll come out and rape again. They'll come out and steal again and just hate the 'law' and government more.
And a person who is willing to steal from other's who work hard by being a lazy ass evil piece of garbage deserves to have their hand cut off. If I build some car project and spend thousands of dollars and some douchebag sleezy low life decides to steal it and I worked so hard for it. He deserves what's coming for him. He'll think again of doing it the second time.
...you hate your wife's fucking guts and you fall in love with another women, bam, stoned to death in a a fucking pit.
Wrong if there is marital issues, there is councilling in islam, if it does not work out there is divorce in Islam unlike in christianity (if you are to follow christian law as it's considered 'adultery' if you divorce - total impractical non-sense).
If you cheat yes, the punishment is death, I have no problem with that. I rather be punished than live a life of a sinner, corrupting others, causing harm to others, etc... You people don't look at the corruption of society. It takes small things to make large things happen and that includes corruption in society.
...you say fuck it, i want to have a shot or two of whisky, bam, lashed to oblivion.
No muslim would do that unless they are led to that state due to poor faith, depression and other non-sense by not dealing with problems islamically. Yes that is the punishment for alcohol.
Alcohol is the number one cause of violent crimes, number one cause of domestic violence, shootings, etc... I have a few friends in the force and all of them say the same thing that most of the crimes and arrests they deal with are due to intoxication with alcohol.
Secondly alcohol is literally a POISON, it damages the liver, damages the brain, etc... Only a dumb person would take it and only a dumb person would need it to get a bit excited. I can get excited without intoxicants.
I would appreciate if Allah himself or one of his supposed angels did the punishing, fucking coward.
You sound like some of the people of the past asking for Allah's punishment. Well those people got what they were asking, whole nations destroyed. However since the final revelation through Muhammad (pbuh) such absolute punishments will not happen although people and nations do get punished. And certain punishments on societies do come, but people don't realize it because they are too blind in their corruption. Even muslim countries why there are wars of foreigners invading it is because Muslims have weakened in faith and have turned to traditions and culture rather than obeying God.
Secondly, Allah (swt) will punish criminals and those unjust who get away with things in this world in the hear after.
The one thing we have is repentence as God is the most merciful, he will forgive any sins except partnership with him (as its called shirk -- in crude english only the word idolatry comes close but it means ascribing partners to God -- in other words worshipping something of the creation rather than the creator alone).