Author Topic: Jason Statham Insults Arnold (Read 45741 times)

G_Thang · « **Reply #100 on:** August 20, 2012, 09:39:07 PM »

Quote from: CRACK on August 20, 2012, 09:36:21 PM

Derek Anthony would still wash your bitch ass

Even on dialysis

It's very clear why you geeks hate him

NO DUMBASS, I'D HAVE A NURSE WASH HIS ASS, BECAUSE I'M IN CLINICAL RESEARCH. Please die! Youth won't protect your organs forever, bastard.

cephissus · « **Reply #101 on:** August 20, 2012, 09:40:25 PM »

hahaha i'm quaking in my boots... ms. dys is getting angered to the point of throwing hands

pucker up those duck lips for the next schmoe, big boy, and don't forget to check in with straightmuscleguys.com -- they might get jealous over all the time you're taking out of your busy schedule for us getbiggers.

if we met in real life, here's what would happen: i'd show up to the gym, see "joey swoll" clocking his 8th out of 13 daily hours in the gym, in true gym rat style, and neither of us would say a word to each other. lmao, save the man-on-man action fantasies for when muscle gallery calls back.

edit -

just noticed the stature on mr. swoll. break my neck in one punch hahaha, don't forget to bring your ladder, stud.

TristenEsco · « **Reply #102 on:** August 20, 2012, 10:03:15 PM »

This is the face of pussies typing shit about bbers day in day out

No more needs to be said

Off to titty fuck a bitch on cam..till next time geek squad

phreak · « **Reply #103 on:** August 20, 2012, 10:37:16 PM »

Quote from: CRACK on August 20, 2012, 10:03:15 PM

Off to titty fuck a bitch on cam..

Is that still possible, now that your father has had gyno surgery?

phreak · « **Reply #104 on:** August 20, 2012, 10:38:55 PM »

Quote from: cephissus on August 20, 2012, 08:42:31 PM

Looking very good. A physique that's a hit with all women, not just female child abuse victims and geriatric schmoes.

cephissus · « **Reply #105 on:** August 20, 2012, 11:22:42 PM »

thanks phreak.

while joey swoll is off working the unregistered hypercams, i'd like to point out he's never been in a real fight. he's the exact type of little bitch who makes workout videos to eminem and plays internet tough guy to get his masculinity fix, as in real life he's just another meek misgendered "bodybuilder" who wouldn't swat a fly. at a massive 5'5" of bloof, joey sure cuts a menacing figure as he sulks near the corner bench press, wondering when a camera is going to show up so he can unleash his inner "CRACK." there's a half dozen of these guys at my gym. always very polite when they ask whether i'm done with the squat rack -- they even wait for me to get back from the water fountain

so CRACK, next time someone catcalls your boyfriend, take my advice and lay 'em out. might be pretty satisfying -- who knows, maybe you won't even feel the need to log onto getbig to do battle with any "keyboard warriors" afterward?

sceagacros · « **Reply #106 on:** August 20, 2012, 11:34:34 PM »

I wouldn't be so hasty to call natural on Statham, killer stack? Not likely...
Just a little sumthin' to give nature a hand? Mmmmm- maybe.....
Former national level diving athlete/martial arts, definitely aware of and most likely ran a cycle or two back in competition days at the very least. Just my opinion - which admittedly aint worth much!

pedro01 · « **Reply #107 on:** August 21, 2012, 12:40:00 AM »

Quote from: CRACK on August 20, 2012, 03:01:42 PM

"athletic prowess" lol the fucking idiots that post here

Well - he was a competitive diver & was in the British squad for 12 years.

That does actually make him an athlete.

Cleanest Natural · « **Reply #108 on:** August 21, 2012, 12:43:15 AM »

I hope people realize that Jason was an Olympic diver and competed in two Olympics. He actually knows more than Arnie about training hard and obviously less about taking cock up the ass or taking insane amounts of aas. He was a legit athlete while Arnie was a roided uot eyecandy for old fags.

crownshep · « **Reply #109 on:** August 21, 2012, 02:46:45 AM »

Quote from: Montague on August 20, 2012, 03:12:48 PM

Are you from Wigan?

No,but his wiki page used to have him listed has being born in Chesterfield,which is incorrect,someone i used to go to school with changed his page to the correct place.My sister was in the same class as his brother Lee in the late 70s,before the family moved away.

wes · « **Reply #110 on:** August 21, 2012, 03:43:32 AM »

Damn good physique cephissus.....props bud!

FitnessFrenzy · « **Reply #111 on:** August 21, 2012, 05:40:43 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #112 on:** August 21, 2012, 05:44:12 AM »

he gives balding men a lot of stamina.

Parker · « **Reply #113 on:** August 21, 2012, 05:52:49 AM »

Quote from: bradistani on August 20, 2012, 07:39:48 PM

a bit pricey. any extra 'souvenirs' smeared inside

$100 for some worn underwear?
I bet a lucky customer gets one with stains in the front and back...

Raymondo · « **Reply #114 on:** August 21, 2012, 07:50:29 AM »

Quote from: cephissus on August 20, 2012, 08:42:31 PM

haha as natural as posing online before a rabid throng of muscle worshipers, fag

and i've posted pics. didn't even feel the need to photoshop them either lololol.

nice weight belt by the way, definitely a crucial piece of equipment for those brutal machine chest flyes!

hahah i thought you were done replying to me, queer? because i'm just a troll? another "faceless dickrider" that "joey swoll" has to show up on getbig.com... you know, like all those other superstars who reply to anonymous message board criticisms, hahahahahaha.

you aren't fit to slurp a schmoe's cum, joey swoll aka mr. beyond genetics aka CRACK aka shredz superstar, aka "The modern day Frank Sepe " aka ms. tween dysmorphia.

hahah yeah your test-bloated 13% bf bloof and nasty, oily skin really own me the "hobbit" or was it "trollop"? i thought you were one to brag about how many trollops you hang out with? $:-\$

but let's stay positive, and "God bless!" to my number one fan, "Joey Swoll"

You're ripped bro, nice one!

Tito24 · « **Reply #115 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:37:46 AM »

ripped and ready to die

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #116 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:46:58 AM »

Worked out next to Statham half a dozen of times; he used to train at the same gym as I whenever he was in Paris. That was over the course of 2 years. I'm was never big by any means, natural, 5'7, at my biggest around 85kg which makes it 185 pounds I guess. He's a couple of inches taller than I am and he's got no size, he's lean but not really ripped and his workouts were a fucking joke. That dynamite thing first time I heard was a Labrada quote.

dj181 · « **Reply #117 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:52:10 AM »

Arthur Jones said the dynamite quote first, back in about '71-72

all the other tools just re-quoted AJ

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #118 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:54:30 AM »

Quote from: cephissus on August 20, 2012, 08:42:31 PM

haha as natural as posing online before a rabid throng of muscle worshipers, fag

and i've posted pics. didn't even feel the need to photoshop them either lololol.

nice weight belt by the way, definitely a crucial piece of equipment for those brutal machine chest flyes!

hahah i thought you were done replying to me, queer? because i'm just a troll? another "faceless dickrider" that "joey swoll" has to show up on getbig.com... you know, like all those other superstars who reply to anonymous message board criticisms, hahahahahaha.

you aren't fit to slurp a schmoe's cum, joey swoll aka mr. beyond genetics aka CRACK aka shredz superstar, aka "The modern day Frank Sepe " aka ms. tween dysmorphia.

hahah yeah your test-bloated 13% bf bloof and nasty, oily skin really own me the "hobbit" or was it "trollop"? i thought you were one to brag about how many trollops you hang out with? $:-\$

but let's stay positive, and "God bless!" to my number one fan, "Joey Swoll"

very good abs

MORTALCOIL · « **Reply #119 on:** August 21, 2012, 10:54:58 AM »

Quote from: G_Thang on August 20, 2012, 09:39:07 PM

NO DUMBASS, I'D HAVE A NURSE WASH HIS ASS, BECAUSE I'M IN CLINICAL RESEARCH. Please die! Youth won't protect your organs forever, bastard.

Pretty obvious it hasn't protected his brain already. What's next?

Shockwave · « **Reply #120 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:13:33 AM »

Quote from: CRACK on August 20, 2012, 10:03:15 PM

This is the face of pussies typing shit about bbers day in day out

No more needs to be said

Off to titty fuck a bitch on cam..till next time geek squad

You are a midget, and no amount of muslce can make you taller.
Sorry, but no matter how hard you try, you will always be the laughing stock of everyone around you.

Must suck to know your height will forever make you a child among men.

Tito24 · « **Reply #121 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:40:12 AM »

he wont show up anymore

Jaime · « **Reply #122 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:54:11 AM »

Quote from: CRACK on August 20, 2012, 03:56:51 PM

Men's Health could barely airbrush a 2 pack on him

If the I walked on a stair master for 2 months look is what you're all after, go for it!

Just hop the fuck off my dick 1 time

He looks ok, nothing great, he was a diver so at least he was an athlete. You would look very similar to him natural, your genetics are actually below his, so i'm not sure what your problem is bro.

TristenEsco · « **Reply #123 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:56:30 AM »

Lol ciphilis is trying so hard to appear ripped in this pic, hes about to slip and split his beek nose..poor ugly fuck

I love my life! And you were right about 1 thing..I love cameras too! Don't let your mom find my Facebook. I'll make your bitch ass the step daughter I never had.

If there was ever a face for the word pussy slayer, it'd be mines. Now go bust yours on that bathroom sink hobbit

TristenEsco · « **Reply #124 on:** August 21, 2012, 11:57:30 AM »

Ciphilis and the geek squad posse got me shook everytime I go to the gym!

Only difference is y'all been liftin your whole life and still look like this lol