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Author Topic: Anyone ever taken a dump in the woods?  (Read 2120 times)
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« on: October 21, 2012, 05:17:24 PM »

When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.

Dump and wipe with leaves?
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« Reply #1 on: October 21, 2012, 05:21:07 PM »

Stupid f00king thread from a GetBig legend..
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« Reply #2 on: October 21, 2012, 05:22:40 PM »

Stupid f00king thread from a GetBig legend..

We have a quota for dump threads. With Diecide gone I have to step up and fill the void.
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« Reply #3 on: October 21, 2012, 05:24:04 PM »

Did it on my honeymoon.
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« Reply #4 on: October 21, 2012, 05:26:11 PM »

its not that rare


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« Reply #5 on: October 21, 2012, 05:26:48 PM »

yes
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« Reply #6 on: October 21, 2012, 05:27:36 PM »

yes, not with leaves though. a paper towel. leaves would be a disaster.
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« Reply #7 on: October 21, 2012, 05:30:07 PM »

When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.

Dump and wipe with leaves?

Yes - with leaves.    It sucks but better than crapping yourself.   

Now i always keep a roll of toilet paper in my TSHTF bag in my car.   Cant tell you how many times that came in handy. 
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« Reply #8 on: October 21, 2012, 05:30:28 PM »

in an ironic twist, a black bear took a shit in my dad's back yard last week.
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« Reply #9 on: October 21, 2012, 05:32:21 PM »

Way more times than I wish to have. When you hike a lot this shit happens. Always carry toilet roll though and hand wash.
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« Reply #10 on: October 21, 2012, 05:38:33 PM »

Way more times than I wish to have. When you hike a lot this shit happens. Always carry toilet roll though and hand wash.

Yup.  Keeping a roll of toilet paper i n the car is a must
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« Reply #11 on: October 21, 2012, 05:40:31 PM »

all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper.  fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.
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« Reply #12 on: October 21, 2012, 05:44:19 PM »

all you fucking woods-shitters need to get degradable toilet paper.  fucking disgusting going up a mountain like half dome and seeing the woods filled with toilet paper you loose-boweled a-holes leave.

I completely agree. I never just leave the paper on the ground. I will always bury it all under something like rocks etc.. However, sometimes after walking for two or three hours trying to hold it in, the rat's nose is at the door and you just  gotta go!
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« Reply #13 on: October 21, 2012, 06:01:20 PM »

When I was in my early twenties I had a job as a security guard in construction contractors yard at night. There was no bathroom or office. Just pitch blackness. This was before cell phones. They gave me a phone that I had to plug into a box on a telephone pole.  One night at about 4 in the morning I had the runs and had to go. In the darkness I just pulled down my pants and went. And went, and went. In the morning hours I saw I crapped on the main walking path. The job sucked anyway.
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« Reply #14 on: October 21, 2012, 06:03:28 PM »

I was out for a run once (no homo) and had to take a deuce real bad, it was on the level of either deucing in my pants or deucing in the woods, so I chose option B.
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« Reply #15 on: October 21, 2012, 06:26:04 PM »

My roommate after college was running in the morning and had to shit. He shit in the parking lot at this hair salon about 300 yards from our place. Said he just couldn't hold it anymore. Didn't wipe until he got home.
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« Reply #16 on: October 21, 2012, 06:28:05 PM »

My roommate after college was running in the morning and had to shit. He shit in the parking lot at this hair salon about 300 yards from our place. Said he just couldn't hold it anymore. Didn't wipe until he got home.
N A S T Y
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« Reply #17 on: October 21, 2012, 06:37:51 PM »

 If you are going to use leaves it is best to be familiar with the plants in the area
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« Reply #18 on: October 21, 2012, 06:41:09 PM »

N A S T Y

Same dude I talked about a few days ago that too a shot of his own piss for $200.
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« Reply #19 on: October 21, 2012, 06:51:12 PM »

Yup - I was out cycling in Kanchanaburi, Thailand.

There must have been something dodgy in the meal the night before.

I didn't use leaves - I had to make do with a bottle of water and my hands  Lips sealed

I tried to do this as fast as possible but even so, I ended up bitten to fuck on my ass and balls by the local mosquito's.

Tiger Balm on your scrotum. There's a thing.
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« Reply #20 on: October 21, 2012, 06:53:33 PM »

$2 dollar of toilet paper in time of need = priceless 
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« Reply #21 on: October 21, 2012, 06:55:33 PM »

once when I was like 6 years old I took a nice dump while half imersed in the sea. It was prolly the BEST shit I ever took. One of my oldest memories in life and I still remember it to this day in crystal clear details.
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« Reply #22 on: October 21, 2012, 06:57:44 PM »

If you do a smelly dump in the woods and no one is around to smell it, does it still smell Huh
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« Reply #23 on: October 21, 2012, 06:59:07 PM »

$2 dollar of toilet paper in time of need = priceless 

yup,  shit tickets!!
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« Reply #24 on: October 21, 2012, 07:25:05 PM »

When theres no bathroom around and you gotta go.

Dump and wipe with leaves?
I have peed behind a bush instead of using a public bathroom because the bush was cleaner and I wasn't going in a stinky dirty public bathroom.
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