Yup - I was out cycling in Kanchanaburi, Thailand.
There must have been something dodgy in the meal the night before.
I didn't use leaves - I had to make do with a bottle of water and my hands
I tried to do this as fast as possible but even so, I ended up bitten to fuck on my ass and balls by the local mosquito's.
Tiger Balm on your scrotum. There's a thing.