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El Diablo Blanco
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« on: October 23, 2012, 09:52:43 AM »

Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid



I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom



I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee




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« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 09:55:00 AM »

 Dude, I love those lids. I get angry if they don't have them. I also like a sleeve for the cup as well.  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 09:57:42 AM »

Dude, I love those lids. I get angry if they don't have them. I also like a sleeve for the cup as well.  Grin

Do you also get whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?
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« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 09:59:31 AM »

Do you also get whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?

Nope, I draw the line at that shit. I don't even like the hot milk - just a dash of cold.
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« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2012, 10:00:29 AM »

coff is for guys anyway. men drink scalding toilet water with bags soaked in tea.
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« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2012, 10:02:10 AM »

Starbucks and Apple...............talk about catering to a fucking person's emotional cruch..........wow! Pure capitalistic genius!  Human beings in general are easily manipulated. 
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« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2012, 10:07:37 AM »

LOL , give me the lid, fuck 3rd degree burns



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« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2012, 10:08:41 AM »

I love how people say they "love coffee" when they really mean: I love a hint of something that might've been coffee at some point but now is a frozen decaf frappucchino soy latte with a metric ton of cream and syrup.
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« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2012, 10:10:36 AM »

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VssO5bKFJU0</a>
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« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2012, 10:12:37 AM »

Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid



I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom



I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee



Good post!!!


I throw those son of a bitches out the window, while driving with one hand. 


I drink black coffee, not because I'm dieting but because it's the right thing to do.
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« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2012, 10:15:16 AM »

Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.
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« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 10:19:30 AM »

I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black







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« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 10:19:34 AM »

Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.

Spot-fucking- on. They also rip the filters off their Marlboro reds and only use condoms as emergency water carriers.
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« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 10:20:23 AM »

like my coffe like my women hot and black.
wait, no i dont
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« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2012, 10:21:29 AM »

like my coffe like my women hot and black.
wait, no i dont

lol
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« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2012, 10:23:06 AM »

Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.

haha!!!

I went to work for my uncle (who really does work construction like Doyle) for a week while he was short a couple guys.


Between getting scalded with hot coffee (seriously) and breathing cigarette smoke (chain smoker) with both truck windows up I'm surprised I survived.
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« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2012, 10:23:54 AM »

I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black









This was one hardcore m o t h e r f u c k e r!!! RIP!
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« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2012, 10:25:45 AM »

I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black









im sure of it
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« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2012, 10:36:45 AM »

Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid



I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom



I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee






I think it's great and am willing to bet less people show up at work now with coffee spilled on their shirt
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« Reply #19 on: October 23, 2012, 10:38:41 AM »

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« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2012, 10:39:15 AM »

haha!!!

I went to work for my uncle (who really does work construction like Doyle) for a week while he was short a couple guys.


Between getting scalded with hot coffee (seriously) and breathing cigarette smoke (chain smoker) with both truck windows up I'm surprised I survived.


Hahaha I worked for a commercial plumbing outfit during the summer when I was 17 and the foreman who drove me to work did the EXACT same thing...hour drive every damn day!  Smiley

Ironically enough there was also a guy on our on our crew who ripped off the filters on his Marlboro Reds just like TrueGrit said . Cool
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« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2012, 10:54:49 AM »


Hahaha I worked for a commercial plumbing outfit during the summer when I was 17 and the foreman who drove me to work did the EXACT same thing...hour drive every damn day!  Smiley

Ironically enough there was also a guy on our on our crew who ripped off the filters on his Marlboro Reds just like TrueGrit said . Cool

haha that's awesome, they all do that shit I guess!

memories  Grin
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« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2012, 11:03:35 AM »

Starbucks and Apple...............talk about catering to a fucking person's emotional cruch..........wow! Pure capitalistic genius!  Human beings in general are easily manipulated. 

Goes to show that if you're over the age of 40 and not making a living running some kind of business as your own, you're not paying attention.
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« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2012, 11:05:37 AM »

I'd be happy if Starbuck's would just get my coffee and quit trying to sell me a breakfast.  
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« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2012, 11:38:16 AM »

I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black











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