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El Diablo Blanco

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The pussification of coffee
« on: October 23, 2012, 09:52:43 AM »
Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid



I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom



I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee




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TrueGrit

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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2012, 09:55:00 AM »
 Dude, I love those lids. I get angry if they don't have them. I also like a sleeve for the cup as well.  ;D
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2012, 09:57:42 AM »
Quote from: TrueGrit on October 23, 2012, 09:55:00 AM
Dude, I love those lids. I get angry if they don't have them. I also like a sleeve for the cup as well.  ;D

Do you also get whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2012, 09:59:31 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 23, 2012, 09:57:42 AM
Do you also get whipped cream and chocolate sprinkles on top?

Nope, I draw the line at that shit. I don't even like the hot milk - just a dash of cold.
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2012, 10:00:29 AM »
coff is for guys anyway. men drink scalding toilet water with bags soaked in tea.
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2012, 10:02:10 AM »
Starbucks and Apple...............talk about catering to a fucking person's emotional cruch..........wow! Pure capitalistic genius!  Human beings in general are easily manipulated. 
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2012, 10:07:37 AM »
LOL , give me the lid, fuck 3rd degree burns



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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2012, 10:08:41 AM »
I love how people say they "love coffee" when they really mean: I love a hint of something that might've been coffee at some point but now is a frozen decaf frappucchino soy latte with a metric ton of cream and syrup.
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2012, 10:10:36 AM »
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2012, 10:12:37 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 23, 2012, 09:52:43 AM
Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid



I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom



I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee



Good post!!!


I throw those son of a bitches out the window, while driving with one hand. 


I drink black coffee, not because I'm dieting but because it's the right thing to do.
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polychronopolous

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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2012, 10:15:16 AM »
Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2012, 10:19:30 AM »
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black







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TrueGrit

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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2012, 10:19:34 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on October 23, 2012, 10:15:16 AM
Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.

Spot-fucking- on. They also rip the filters off their Marlboro reds and only use condoms as emergency water carriers.
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2012, 10:20:23 AM »
like my coffe like my women hot and black.
wait, no i dont
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2012, 10:21:29 AM »
Quote from: RustyTrenbolona on October 23, 2012, 10:20:23 AM
like my coffe like my women hot and black.
wait, no i dont

lol
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #15 on: October 23, 2012, 10:23:06 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on October 23, 2012, 10:15:16 AM
Real men drink it out of a 12 ounce styrofoam cup in one hand with 200 degree liquid splashing all over themselves driving down the road.

haha!!!

I went to work for my uncle (who really does work construction like Doyle) for a week while he was short a couple guys.


Between getting scalded with hot coffee (seriously) and breathing cigarette smoke (chain smoker) with both truck windows up I'm surprised I survived.
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #16 on: October 23, 2012, 10:23:54 AM »
Quote from: Nails on October 23, 2012, 10:19:30 AM
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black









This was one hardcore m o t h e r f u c k e r!!! RIP!
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #17 on: October 23, 2012, 10:25:45 AM »
Quote from: Nails on October 23, 2012, 10:19:30 AM
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black









im sure of it
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #18 on: October 23, 2012, 10:36:45 AM »
Quote from: El Diablo Blanco on October 23, 2012, 09:52:43 AM
Everywhere you go these days to get a coffee for the road they give it to you with a child sippy lid



I feel like a baby trying to suck milk out of a titty trying to get my caffeine kick. 

Case in point on how coffee has taken the turn to gaydom



I miss the good old days, time to get the alpha back into coffee






I think it's great and am willing to bet less people show up at work now with coffee spilled on their shirt
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Re: The pussification of coffee
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polychronopolous

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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #20 on: October 23, 2012, 10:39:15 AM »
Quote from: P.I.P on October 23, 2012, 10:23:06 AM
haha!!!

I went to work for my uncle (who really does work construction like Doyle) for a week while he was short a couple guys.


Between getting scalded with hot coffee (seriously) and breathing cigarette smoke (chain smoker) with both truck windows up I'm surprised I survived.


Hahaha I worked for a commercial plumbing outfit during the summer when I was 17 and the foreman who drove me to work did the EXACT same thing...hour drive every damn day!  :)

Ironically enough there was also a guy on our on our crew who ripped off the filters on his Marlboro Reds just like TrueGrit said . 8)
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #21 on: October 23, 2012, 10:54:49 AM »
Quote from: polychronopolous on October 23, 2012, 10:39:15 AM

Hahaha I worked for a commercial plumbing outfit during the summer when I was 17 and the foreman who drove me to work did the EXACT same thing...hour drive every damn day!  :)

Ironically enough there was also a guy on our on our crew who ripped off the filters on his Marlboro Reds just like TrueGrit said . 8)

haha that's awesome, they all do that shit I guess!

memories  ;D
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #22 on: October 23, 2012, 11:03:35 AM »
Quote from: MuscleMcMannus on October 23, 2012, 10:02:10 AM
Starbucks and Apple...............talk about catering to a fucking person's emotional cruch..........wow! Pure capitalistic genius!  Human beings in general are easily manipulated. 

Goes to show that if you're over the age of 40 and not making a living running some kind of business as your own, you're not paying attention.
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #23 on: October 23, 2012, 11:05:37 AM »
I'd be happy if Starbuck's would just get my coffee and quit trying to sell me a breakfast.  
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Re: The pussification of coffee
« Reply #24 on: October 23, 2012, 11:38:16 AM »
Quote from: Nails on October 23, 2012, 10:19:30 AM
I bet the BLUE DENIM DEMON  Robert Sylvester  drank his coffee black











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