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« Reply #50 on: October 24, 2012, 01:07:33 PM »

doctor dutch is about as much of a doctor as bikini slut is a women

How did you come up with your screen name? Grin
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« Reply #51 on: October 24, 2012, 01:11:05 PM »

nevertrustanyone may have a paranoid personality disorder... Embarrassed
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« Reply #52 on: October 24, 2012, 01:31:27 PM »


As my moma always said "If you really believe, you can be anything "


......... wait  Lips sealed
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« Reply #53 on: October 24, 2012, 01:33:44 PM »

nevertrustanyone may have a paranoid personality disorder... Embarrassed

I've always believed you were a Doctor.

It is NOT that difficult to become a Doctor, especially if you go the simple route (i.e. Internal Medicine) and stick to city/state schools for both undergrad and med school.  That way your debt is practically zero and your competition while getting through premed courses isn't as fierce and due to attending city/state schools, the curriculum is always watered down as compared to high-end private schools (big name schools).  Also, stick to internal medicine and you will train alongside Caribbean med school graduates and while the starting pay after residency will be around 150K (with malpractice covered), you have the prestige of being a Doctor and get the perks that come with it (license plate that says MD, cute credit card with MD after your name, prescriptive privileges etc.).

What is difficult is to become a Doctor (MD or DO) and then go on to do a surgical residency (5 extra years) and then maybe an extra specialized surgical residency like say Neurosurgery or Cardiothoracic surgery (both of which are an extra 2-3 years of training on top of the 5 year surgical residency).

When you look at what those guys go through in terms of training here in the USA, it becomes a bit ridiculous.

For a Cardiothoracic surgeon, you have to put in:

4 years of undergrad + 1 year in between to apply for med school + 4 years of Med School + 5 years of general surgery residency + 3 years of CT surgery residency = 17 years of training!!

That's pretty crazy..  Now if you go the Internal Medicine route, it would be WAY easier:

4 years undergrad + 1 year in between to apply for med school + 4 years of med school + 3 year residency = 12 years (not terrible)

So do I believe you?  You betcha!
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« Reply #54 on: October 24, 2012, 01:37:19 PM »

1MR, you got the point: becoming a MD is about stamina, not about being bright or creative..
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« Reply #55 on: October 24, 2012, 01:40:53 PM »

1MR, you got the point: becoming a MD is about stamina, not about being bright or creative..

Not to mention that you posted your degree once, didn't you?

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« Reply #56 on: October 24, 2012, 02:00:35 PM »

Not to mention that you posted your degree once, didn't you?

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« Reply #57 on: October 24, 2012, 02:24:14 PM »

I believe you.  I also believe reptilian shapeshifters from the 4th dimension have been controlling us from the moon.  .  .
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« Reply #58 on: October 24, 2012, 02:56:55 PM »

Med school isn't really like rocket science....I got no reason to lie about my profession.. Huh Huh Huh Huh

Disgnose me.  My lung capacity is down to 75%.  It does not improve on albuterol nebulizer treatment. I have GERD but it is successfully treated with ppi.  EKG is normal.  Chest X-ray clear and heart normal size.  46 allergens tested and none detected positives. this problem began to present when I moved 6 years ago and has progressed.
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« Reply #59 on: October 24, 2012, 03:02:43 PM »

Disgnose me.  My lung capacity is down to 75%.  It does not improve on albuterol nebulizer treatment. I have GERD but it is successfully treated with ppi.  EKG is normal.  Chest X-ray clear and heart normal size.  46 allergens tested and none detected positives. this problem began to present when I moved 6 years ago and has progressed.

He's googling the symptoms while we wait.

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« Reply #60 on: October 24, 2012, 03:09:28 PM »

he's a md, but no medical doctor. mic dominator dr dutch has got you
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« Reply #61 on: October 24, 2012, 03:34:37 PM »

Oh shit a doctor, i am so impressed and amazed by this feat that i want to suck your cock.
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« Reply #62 on: October 24, 2012, 03:55:38 PM »

nevertrustanyone may have a paranoid personality disorder... Embarrassed
With that kind of Screen name, I would agree.
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« Reply #63 on: October 24, 2012, 04:04:00 PM »

did I ?
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKMy15O1tCw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKMy15O1tCw</a>
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« Reply #64 on: October 24, 2012, 05:05:49 PM »

doctor dutch is about as much of a doctor as bikini slut is a women
Doucheguy is a real tool. I'll love to get the punk in the dojo so I could clobber him.
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« Reply #65 on: October 24, 2012, 05:07:34 PM »

I'm married to a doctor. She says half of them are morons.

Which half does your boyfriend fall into?
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« Reply #66 on: October 24, 2012, 08:40:04 PM »

Doucheguy is a real tool. I'll love to get the punk in the dojo so I could clobber him.
sounds like you want to suck his dick...
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« Reply #67 on: October 24, 2012, 10:02:43 PM »

OMR, you are very mistaken in your belief that Internal Medicine is easy. I am currently board certified in internal medicine and nephrology. Thus, let us look at the schooling. Four years of college. No one year off, you can apply to medical school in your fourth year of college. I got in the top 5% on my MCAT and finished top quarter in my medical school. I obtained my M.D. in four years. Internal medicine for three years. I then did a nephrology fellowship for three years. General surgery is a dying field. Half the classes are not filled now a days, as surgeons get royally screwed once they graduate. Trust me, I know all the local surgeons and the vast majority are now hospital employees. CTS or cardiothoracic surgery usually is done post general surgery and is max 2 years unless you do a research year. Now neurosurgery is impressive. Seven years residency and that does not include a fellowship. Most neurosurgeons are damn near forty when they get out  Grin.  Anybody who gets through and passes their boards has worked hard. However, as has been surmised on the board, a large number of docs are social retards and generally not overly social people. The docs who are charming and intelligent do very well.

As for calcium and muscle cells, calcium is intrinsic to active muscle contractions via actin - myosin. In a nutshell, lack of calcium or hypocalcemia causes tetany which is where the muscles cannot contract and actually twitch and spasms. Hypercalcemia does not increase muscle contraction or strength. TBH, M.D. don't deal in pathophysiology to the extent that Ph.D's do. If you really want the physiological mechanism whereby a muscle contracts speak to a doctor of physiology. They can bore you at length about voltage gated channels and sarcoplasmic reticulum  Grin
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« Reply #68 on: October 24, 2012, 10:16:18 PM »

i dont believe youre even dutch.  you seem more like someone from mali.
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« Reply #69 on: October 24, 2012, 10:21:15 PM »

lemme tell you something they don't teach in pill class,  pain meds don't fix nothing! 

and can you read your own handwriting?
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« Reply #70 on: October 24, 2012, 10:27:24 PM »

Dr Dutch

If you are a Doctor or not, matters not here on Getbig.


Only thing that matters is if you use PED, is an Obama-supporter, utilize Kale Greens or Black Bean Burritos in your diet, what tier you are, if you've had encounters with "soapy studs", have a camsite, do G4P, and if you've ever visited Mirage Hotel.

Those are things that will cause discussion and create threads.
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« Reply #71 on: October 24, 2012, 10:39:08 PM »

NOT    we hate that...

GP's are okay, surgeons however....
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« Reply #72 on: October 25, 2012, 12:32:36 AM »

where's freespirit Huh
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« Reply #73 on: October 25, 2012, 12:36:43 AM »

Doctor Dutch passed med school with flying colours, did 2 years residency at the local hospital as a general practitioner and then chose to specialise in awful jokes.
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« Reply #74 on: October 25, 2012, 12:43:31 AM »

The thing that really turns him on are these 'timeless' clogs.

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