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Wrong questions to ask women
« on: October 25, 2012, 06:54:56 PM »
I'll start it off, feel free to share yours. Never ask a blonde if she's an Albino.

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #1 on: October 25, 2012, 06:56:27 PM »
Mind if I have sex with your sister if you die?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #2 on: October 25, 2012, 07:10:38 PM »
Would you like to touch tbombz's penis?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #3 on: October 25, 2012, 07:10:41 PM »
Are you on a bulk?
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #4 on: October 25, 2012, 07:28:42 PM »
When are you due?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #5 on: October 25, 2012, 07:30:54 PM »
Has anyone ever told you that if you didn't have a vagina men wouldn't want to hang out with you?

or tits

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #6 on: October 25, 2012, 07:35:43 PM »
do you have a mental disorder?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #7 on: October 25, 2012, 07:39:08 PM »
You do realize that if women did not have a pussy there would be a bounty on their heads?
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #8 on: October 25, 2012, 07:42:44 PM »
Have you put on weight ?


Who's that in the picture with you, she's hot

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #9 on: October 25, 2012, 08:34:30 PM »
You're really angry, are you getting your period?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2012, 08:42:59 PM »
Have you seen Tbombz "progress" pics?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2012, 08:46:54 PM »

 How many guys have you slept with?

 Why did you change your hair?

 

 
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #12 on: October 25, 2012, 08:47:41 PM »
Can I get your friend's phone number?
Wow, you are really 30? You look older.

Is that a Wonderbra you are wearing?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #13 on: October 25, 2012, 08:49:23 PM »
 Well do you mind if I jack off then?

 Have you been eating garlic?

 Is there anything I can do for you?
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #14 on: October 25, 2012, 08:56:13 PM »
Did you scrap your tongue today?
You know that makes you fart?

Can you move out of the way, I'm, trying to watch TV?
 I'm sorry, were you saying something?


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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2012, 09:04:10 PM »
Do u have a sister?


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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2012, 09:05:25 PM »
Will u hand me some toilet paper?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2012, 09:10:37 PM »
what's wrong..

what did i do..

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2012, 09:19:12 PM »
Mind if I hang out with my boys on Saturday night instead of date night?

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #19 on: October 25, 2012, 09:22:02 PM »
Did you fart or is that how you always smell?
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #20 on: October 25, 2012, 09:22:55 PM »
your girl stinks ;D

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2012, 09:33:13 PM »

if you want to really hurt a girls feelings the trick is to insult them indirectly....
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had this one bitch who was real stuck up Im like why cant you dance? you cant dance huh?

her- how could you tell?

idk js its a shame if you cant you have a pretty nice body


pissed her off far more than calling her a piece of shit whore ever did she didnt talk to me for weeks after that little comment.
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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2012, 09:45:31 PM »
When is the baby due?

(turns out she is not pregnant!)

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2012, 09:55:01 PM »
"Ronnie or Dorian?"

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Re: Wrong questions to ask women
« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2012, 10:27:32 PM »
When is the baby due?

(turns out she is not pregnant!)

Had that happen to a couple female co-workers and that was the funniest shit to see the look on thier faces. ;D