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« Reply #25 on: October 25, 2012, 10:27:32 PM » |
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When is the baby due?
(turns out she is not pregnant!)
Had that happen to a couple female co-workers and that was the funniest shit to see the look on thier faces.  |
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240 is Back
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« Reply #26 on: October 25, 2012, 10:34:04 PM » |
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"Are you holding water this week?"
"Have you tried ECA?"
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P.I.P
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« Reply #27 on: October 25, 2012, 10:41:37 PM » |
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epic granny panties
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evandatp
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« Reply #28 on: October 25, 2012, 10:46:12 PM » |
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"...but you weren't born a woman, right?"
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P.I.P
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« Reply #29 on: October 25, 2012, 11:05:41 PM » |
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so... how old were you in 1989 when I was born?  |
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Groink
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« Reply #30 on: October 26, 2012, 12:04:27 AM » |
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Is mine bigger ?
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bigmc
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« Reply #31 on: October 26, 2012, 01:15:29 AM » |
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are you saying you love the cock
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Team A23 !!!!!!! Boom !!!!!!!!!!
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BigCyp
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« Reply #32 on: October 26, 2012, 01:18:30 AM » |
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Can my mother watch us have sex please?
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bigmc
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« Reply #33 on: October 26, 2012, 01:26:14 AM » |
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whats your views on deep tissue massage
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Team A23 !!!!!!! Boom !!!!!!!!!!
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Bevo
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« Reply #34 on: October 26, 2012, 01:29:25 AM » |
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Asking for a threesome with her best friend
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bigmc
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« Reply #35 on: October 26, 2012, 01:31:03 AM » |
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can i spend the kids college money on kigs
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Team A23 !!!!!!! Boom !!!!!!!!!!
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BigCyp
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« Reply #36 on: October 26, 2012, 01:32:16 AM » |
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can i spend the kids college money on kigs
Hahaha, can I go halves with pellius |
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bigmc
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« Reply #37 on: October 26, 2012, 01:32:56 AM » |
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can i borrow the kids halloween elf costume
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Team A23 !!!!!!! Boom !!!!!!!!!!
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BigCyp
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« Reply #38 on: October 26, 2012, 01:37:44 AM » |
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Do you mind if we don't go to your sisters wedding, gh15 has a big announcement today
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bigmc
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« Reply #39 on: October 26, 2012, 01:40:45 AM » |
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is your mother on kigs and tren balonie bitch is huge
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Team A23 !!!!!!! Boom !!!!!!!!!!
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Kwon_2
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« Reply #40 on: October 26, 2012, 01:57:58 AM » |
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"How much ya bench?"
"What are you using?"
"Kale Greens or Black Bean Burritos?"
"You using Bunk Kigs or somethin'?"
"Would you let Garebear babysit your kids?"
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GO OUT FATBOY!
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bigbadwolfe
Pros
Getbig IV
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Posts: 1165
Bigger Stronger Fatter then you!!!!
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« Reply #41 on: October 26, 2012, 03:25:33 AM » |
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
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outby43
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« Reply #42 on: October 26, 2012, 03:33:19 AM » |
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
I asked my wife (then girlfriend) "Did you shit in your pants?" "No" "Oh, it must be your breath" True story. Man I have no idea why she married my ass. |
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WillGrant
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« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2012, 03:38:50 AM » |
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You ~ Can I smell your feet?
Her ~ Uhhh Noooo!
You ~ Ohh it must be your pussy then!
PMSL |
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mame09
Getbig III
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its simple if it jiggles its fat
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« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2012, 04:12:39 AM » |
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we can hang out but not when you have your rags
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gym**rat
Getbig IV
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Team Sea Monkey
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« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2012, 05:35:21 AM » |
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Kai- "Since you are on the rag do you have a grapefruit?"
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CalvinH
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« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2012, 05:44:51 AM » |
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Who's cankles are bigger,yours or chaos?
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Krankenstein
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« Reply #47 on: October 26, 2012, 05:56:33 AM » |
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Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?
When is dinner ready?
Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?
Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?
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Coffee is 4 closers
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BigCyp
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« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2012, 07:08:41 AM » |
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Do I have to go shoe shopping with you?
When is dinner ready?
Can you grab me another beer before you go to bed?
Do you think my dick is as big as BigCyp's?
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flipper5470
Getbig III
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Getbig!
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« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2012, 07:41:21 AM » |
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Oral on the first date?
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