Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:
I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).
Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...
That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...
Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...
My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....
What would you do ??