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« on: October 31, 2012, 02:24:04 PM »

Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??
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« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2012, 02:25:30 PM »

skin her alive and wear it as a coat for halloween
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« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2012, 02:25:50 PM »

Clean up after your animal, you slob.    Wink
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« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2012, 02:27:03 PM »

sorry man.. she's right !
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« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2012, 02:27:19 PM »

I would call up booty and nail her to the wall with my penis.

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« Reply #5 on: October 31, 2012, 02:27:51 PM »

nail a rabbit to her front door.
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« Reply #6 on: October 31, 2012, 02:33:35 PM »

Guess it depends on local rules, but it's not really a custom or an obligation to clean up dog shit in a rural area like where I live....it's just not necessary here. If my dogs shits on the pavement I clean it up.
The thread-topic is not me refusing to clean it up, but the hysterical behaviour of that witch...
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« Reply #7 on: October 31, 2012, 02:35:32 PM »

Clean up after your animal, you slob.    Wink

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« Reply #8 on: October 31, 2012, 02:36:48 PM »

Guess it depends on local rules, but it's not really a custom or an obligation to clean up dog shit in a rural area like where I live....it's just not necessary here. If my dogs shits on the pavement I clean it up.
The thread-topic is not me refusing to clean it up, but the hysterical behaviour of that witch...

Well, it sounds like your dog shat (twice) on a piece of pavement she was keeping clean, because it's next to her garden

It's common courtesy more than anything else
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« Reply #9 on: October 31, 2012, 02:39:58 PM »

Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??
clean it up i always do we live in a society you know.
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« Reply #10 on: October 31, 2012, 02:43:35 PM »

chalo is going to come take a shit about six feet in front of your property - not on your property, in front of it.  We're sure you won't mind because you don't own it.  Also his turds are not as big as a giant ass dog's.
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« Reply #11 on: October 31, 2012, 02:43:41 PM »

She should have rubbed it all over your door knob.
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« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2012, 02:44:55 PM »

Next to her garden, there's a road for bicylers first (this is Holland), and then an 8 feet strip on which the dog shat. She's the only one who seems to mown this municipal area, but I only found this out after I observated it afterwards. She is insane, my neighbour who has lived here for a hundred years told me so.
But the point doesn't seem to get through to you, so leave it be, dudes... Smiley

I feel like putting her head on a stake on that strip of grass
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« Reply #13 on: October 31, 2012, 02:47:30 PM »

Ok, this happened a few days ago, not making this up:

I use to walk my dog, a dog-of-Bordeaux, 2 times a day.
Few days ago I let her take a dump about 500 metres from where I live, on community property, verge of the road. Lotsa people let their dog shit on places like this (I live in the country).

Ok dog was shitting and some old, ugly farm lady came up to me to tell me that I should clean up the shit and blabla, all in a dialect I can hardly get, very angrily. Turned out she mowned and tidied that piece of ground all the time even though it wasn't hers, just next to her garden.
I told her it wasn't her place and people did this all the time, like c'mon bitch...

That evening I walked the dog again, and a nice turd was produced again...

Next morning when I went to get the newspaper and opened the practice for that morning, I found that same turd on my doorstep: she picked it up, walked it half a km to throw it on the mat...

My wife kept me from pissing straight in her mailbox. So I let it be for now, the bitch got some kind of disorder....

What would you do ??

you are a nasty mofucker littering up the street she should have thrown the shit in your face.
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« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2012, 02:48:33 PM »

dog shit is just so fucking nasty.. proper nasty ! as a doc, you should know the health hazards involved
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« Reply #15 on: October 31, 2012, 02:48:57 PM »

maybe you could eat some beans and then take some pyramid shits on her lawn.
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« Reply #16 on: October 31, 2012, 02:50:16 PM »

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« Reply #17 on: October 31, 2012, 02:50:45 PM »

dutchguy this thread won't go as you expected  Undecided
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« Reply #18 on: October 31, 2012, 02:50:58 PM »

Next to her garden, there's a road for bicylers first (this is Holland), and then an 8 feet strip on which the dog shat. She's the only one who seems to mown this municipal area, but I only found this out after I observated it afterwards. She is insane, my neighbour who has lived here for a hundred years told me so.
But the point doesn't seem to get through to you, so leave it be, dudes... Smiley

I feel like putting her head on a stake on that strip of grass
What the fuck is wrong with you, it's one thing if you think she didn't care, but obviously she does.

Seriously that's some low brow smuckery, this is borderline trolling.

And please spare me the rural bullshit. You live in the netherlands, my home area of 20000 folks is the size of your entire fucking country.
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« Reply #19 on: October 31, 2012, 02:51:30 PM »

skin her alive and wear it as a coat for halloween
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« Reply #20 on: October 31, 2012, 02:52:31 PM »

nail a rabbit to her front door.
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« Reply #21 on: October 31, 2012, 02:53:43 PM »

She should have rubbed it all over your door knob.
103 posts ?  NEVER adress me personally again.
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« Reply #22 on: October 31, 2012, 02:54:37 PM »

maybe you could eat some beans and then take some pyramid shits on her lawn.
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« Reply #23 on: October 31, 2012, 02:56:16 PM »

dutchguy this thread won't go as you expected  Undecided
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« Reply #24 on: October 31, 2012, 02:58:11 PM »

103 posts ?  NEVER adress me personally again.

Sorry Dr Dutch. I'll make a conscious effort to never address you personally again. But you really should clean up your dog's shit. 
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