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« Reply #25 on: November 09, 2012, 01:43:45 PM » |
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Diabetes?  |
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« Reply #26 on: November 09, 2012, 01:44:07 PM » |
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So far we have:
Sacropenia
overtraining
need either high resistance training or possibly hormone replacement therapy
poor genetics
fat, old and stinky
AIDS
need train with lighter weights
heart is weakening
lacking a warrior's spirit
God is punishing me
Homosexuality
Need more stretching
Use weight I can control with good form
could be the devil sending his demons to attack and weaken me
sunspots
global warming
aliens
black bean burritos
constipation
pic of Goodrum and Queen Vissy kissing
asthma
diabetes
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« Reply #27 on: November 09, 2012, 01:52:07 PM » |
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So far we have:
Sacropenia
overtraining
need either high resistance training or possibly hormone replacement therapy
poor genetics
fat, old and stinky
AIDS
need train with lighter weights
heart is weakening
lacking a warrior's spirit
God is punishing me
Homosexuality
Need more stretching
Use weight I can control with good form
could be the devil sending his demons to attack and weaken me
sunspots
global warming
aliens
black bean burritos
constipation
pic of Goodrum and Queen Vissy kissing
asthma
diabetes
you forgot to throw in hypotrophied testicles |
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« Reply #28 on: November 09, 2012, 01:52:59 PM » |
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Sarcopenia is caused by dropping hormone and IGF levels so you can fix that easily enough. although you are going to get age related palumboism eventually no matter what you do (arms start to shrink, more bf, weaker, waist gets a little bigger all that good stuff.)
getting older does suck for recovery and you tweak shit a lot more. I only go heavy every other workout now and I only do bench, deadlift, squat more than once a month.
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Man of Steel
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« Reply #29 on: November 09, 2012, 03:22:15 PM » |
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So far we have:
Sacropenia
overtraining
need either high resistance training or possibly hormone replacement therapy
poor genetics
fat, old and stinky
AIDS
need train with lighter weights
heart is weakening
lacking a warrior's spirit
God is punishing me
Homosexuality
Need more stretching
Use weight I can control with good form
could be the devil sending his demons to attack and weaken me
sunspots
global warming
aliens
black bean burritos
constipation
pic of Goodrum and Queen Vissy kissing
asthma
diabetes
shrinking balls
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Mr Nobody
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« Reply #30 on: November 09, 2012, 03:31:54 PM » |
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Correct form is the key.
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Knooger
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« Reply #31 on: November 09, 2012, 03:35:18 PM » |
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Emphysema.
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Butterbean
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« Reply #32 on: November 09, 2012, 03:37:50 PM » |
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fat, old and stinky
Each time I read the list  I lol at this one MOS, calf prob is coming from using gym instead of bathtub |
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« Reply #33 on: November 09, 2012, 04:10:02 PM » |
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So far we have:
Sacropenia
overtraining
need either high resistance training or possibly hormone replacement therapy
poor genetics
fat, old and stinky
AIDS
need train with lighter weights
heart is weakening
lacking a warrior's spirit
God is punishing me
Homosexuality
Need more stretching
Use weight I can control with good form
could be the devil sending his demons to attack and weaken me
sunspots
global warming
aliens
black bean burritos
constipation
pic of Goodrum and Queen Vissy kissing
asthma
diabetes
shrinking balls
need correct form
emphysema
not enough calf raises on bathtub
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« Reply #34 on: November 09, 2012, 04:35:17 PM » |
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spleen problem
yang deficiency
try acupuncture
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nevertrustanyone
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« Reply #35 on: November 09, 2012, 04:36:55 PM » |
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So far we have:
Sacropenia
overtraining
need either high resistance training or possibly hormone replacement therapy
poor genetics
fat, old and stinky
AIDS
need train with lighter weights
heart is weakening
lacking a warrior's spirit
God is punishing me
Homosexuality
Need more stretching
Use weight I can control with good form
could be the devil sending his demons to attack and weaken me
sunspots
global warming
aliens
black bean burritos
constipation
pic of Goodrum and Queen Vissy kissing
asthma
diabetes
shrinking balls
need correct form
emphysema
not enough calf raises on bathtub
i think she was referring to you not bathing , smelly |
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Butterbean
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« Reply #36 on: November 09, 2012, 08:17:29 PM » |
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i think she was referring to you not bathing , smelly
No no. It is lack of bathtub calf raises! |
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« Reply #37 on: November 09, 2012, 08:20:06 PM » |
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No no. It is lack of bathtub calf raises!
Is that the secret to your feet mass? |
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evandatp
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« Reply #38 on: November 10, 2012, 01:53:28 AM » |
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Not as much masturbation as in your youth.
Stop slackin', get whackin'.
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outby43
Getbig IV
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Libertarians 2016
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« Reply #39 on: November 10, 2012, 02:14:50 AM » |
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Each time I read the list I lol at this one MOS, calf prob is coming from using gym instead of bathtub |
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MAXX
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« Reply #40 on: November 10, 2012, 04:04:56 AM » |
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you should be interested in other things than weightlifting when you reached the advanced( ) age of 37 |
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« Reply #41 on: November 10, 2012, 07:20:41 AM » |
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stop eating meat. heme-iron is killing you,
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Butterbean
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« Reply #42 on: November 10, 2012, 08:00:13 AM » |
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Is that the secret to your feet mass?
Maybe  |
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Natural Man
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« Reply #43 on: November 10, 2012, 04:17:40 PM » |
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aging?
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tbombz
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« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2012, 12:43:06 AM » |
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Funny thread  |
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