Good point conker.
Bank executive receives what the media would portray as disproportionate £1m bonus.
He goes home and tells his wife, (who naturally delays her plans to leave him for a few months at least) and she suggests they go out to buy the new bentley continental and £100k diamond necklace she wanted.
On the way to the jewelry store, they pop into the travel agents and buy a £10k holiday to barbados.
The bentley salesman is over the moon when they drive off the forecourt with their new £250k car, and he rings his wife to give her the good news that he's reached his commision target this month and has an extra £2000 so they can get the extension to the back of their house.
While the bank executive is getting a well earned BJ from his wife on the driveway, the car salesman is phoning a local builder to get a quote on the building work to his home, they agree a price of £5000 for the work to be done.
1 week later and the work is completed, their new playroom looks lovely and they spend £500 on a new PC for the kids to use in their new space.
The builder goes home and throws £5000 cash on the table, and his wife's eyes light up immediatley. Before she can utter a word, he places his finger over her lip and whispers "Yes sweetheart, that makes £20,000 we can afford the downpayment on our first mortgage with Halifax bank, i'll call the adviser in the morning"
"Why don't we get a takeaway tonight honey, what do you fancy?"
"Let's get indian" she replies.
30 minutes later a young indian appears at the front door with the food, and they generously tip him £20 and tell him to have a drink on them tonight.
Little do they know, he needs that £20 for a better reason than a drink. He finishes his last delivery at around 12:30am and heads home to get a well earned rest, but before he turns out the light to sleep he sends a text to his cousin simply reading "Don't worry about groceries this week, i'll drop some round in the morning my treat".
DONT TELL ME CAPITALISM IS BULLSHIT YOU GREEDY FREELOADING MOTHERFUCKERS.
