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« on: November 16, 2012, 01:52:21 AM »

We've had some epic broscience nuggets of wisdom on getbig throughout the years, and even the sarcastic lines/advices given are hilarious sometimes.

Let's see who can come up with the best one line of brotastic fitness advice. Winner will get a set of my handmade 'Full body muscle blindfold' to keep those muscles guessing.
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 01:57:52 AM »

 "a narrow stance will bring out your quad sweep"
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 02:05:51 AM »

Key to getting shredded is making sure not to brush your teeth. 
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 02:05:57 AM »

I'm doing high reps and low weight.  I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 02:27:09 AM »

I'm doing high reps and low weight.  I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.

Hahaha yes good start wiggs
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 02:36:26 AM »

"'Hold and squeeze - strict form and controlling the weight is paramount to growth"
*accompanied by picture of Dorian Yates who's built his physique on nothing but surplus calories*

"Bro, working a muscle group more than once a week can lead to overtraining"

"Pre-, Postworkout shakes are essential for growth"
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 02:37:40 AM »

'' I pay my dues in the gym''
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 02:39:39 AM »

"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 02:46:59 AM »

"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"

Grin dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation

"sweet potato diet"

"brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal.  this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of.  i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake Roll Eyes"
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2012, 02:52:30 AM »

Grin dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation

"sweet potato diet"

"brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal.  this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of.  i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake Roll Eyes"

I wish i was on vacation, i sure wouldn't be in fucking Tuscon. i hate sitting in hotels by myself, can't sleep for shit


"squats are the king of all exercises"
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2012, 02:54:47 AM »

"anabolic window"  Angry
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2012, 03:01:36 AM »

Steroids are good for you.  Doctors don't know nothing about joose.

The only way to burn fat is cardio on an empty stomach.

I eat the exact same meals, numbered 1 through 6, every day.  A guy online said it 'looked good.'
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2012, 03:04:38 AM »

45,45236875 minutes tops in the gym.
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2012, 03:04:58 AM »

I eat by the Glycemic Index.
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:24 AM »

I eat 1/3 of a Big Mac.
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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:42 AM »

Just read the latest sugar-thread and basically every post there is eligible.
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2012, 03:24:26 AM »

"Squat and milk" Cool
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2012, 03:32:15 AM »

I eat by the Glycemic Index.

Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam.

"Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner)
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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2012, 03:33:12 AM »


I train one arm for peak and the other for mass- Arnold
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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2012, 04:51:41 AM »

Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam.

"Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner)
'keep them guessing' lol classic.
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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2012, 04:55:47 AM »

Some good entrants so far, with "eating by the glycemic index" in the lead for now.

Keep them coming bros
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« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2012, 05:01:46 AM »

fizzy drinks starve your body muscles of oxygen....


steroids are just the finishing touch
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« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2012, 05:08:52 AM »

''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''
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« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2012, 05:10:45 AM »

''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''


i'll never weigh under 250lbs no matter what i do...... Roll Eyes
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« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2012, 05:13:46 AM »

Keto diet will eat all your muscle.  So will cardio. 
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