Author Topic: Broscience competition (Read 30966 times)

BigCyp · « **on:** November 16, 2012, 12:52:21 AM »

We've had some epic broscience nuggets of wisdom on getbig throughout the years, and even the sarcastic lines/advices given are hilarious sometimes.

Let's see who can come up with the best one line of brotastic fitness advice. Winner will get a set of my handmade 'Full body muscle blindfold' to keep those muscles guessing.

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #1 on:** November 16, 2012, 12:57:52 AM »

"a narrow stance will bring out your quad sweep"

tbombz · « **Reply #2 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:05:51 AM »

Key to getting shredded is making sure not to brush your teeth.

Wiggs · « **Reply #3 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:05:57 AM »

I'm doing high reps and low weight. I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.

BigCyp · « **Reply #4 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:27:09 AM »

Quote from: Wiggs on November 16, 2012, 01:05:57 AM

I'm doing high reps and low weight. I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.

Hahaha yes good start wiggs

_bruce_ · « **Reply #5 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:36:26 AM »

"'Hold and squeeze - strict form and controlling the weight is paramount to growth"
*accompanied by picture of Dorian Yates who's built his physique on nothing but surplus calories*

"Bro, working a muscle group more than once a week can lead to overtraining"

"Pre-, Postworkout shakes are essential for growth"

kreator · « **Reply #6 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:37:40 AM »

'' I pay my dues in the gym''

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #7 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:39:39 AM »

"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"

cephissus · « **Reply #8 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:46:59 AM »

Quote from: Groink on November 16, 2012, 01:39:39 AM

"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"

dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation

"sweet potato diet"

"brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal. this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of. i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake

"

Palpatine Q · « **Reply #9 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:52:30 AM »

Quote from: cephissus on November 16, 2012, 01:46:59 AM

dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation

"sweet potato diet"

"brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal. this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of. i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake "

I wish i was on vacation, i sure wouldn't be in fucking Tuscon. i hate sitting in hotels by myself, can't sleep for shit

"squats are the king of all exercises"

Frank Clairmonte · « **Reply #10 on:** November 16, 2012, 01:54:47 AM »

"anabolic window"

Tapeworm · « **Reply #11 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:01:36 AM »

Steroids are good for you. Doctors don't know nothing about joose.

The only way to burn fat is cardio on an empty stomach.

I eat the exact same meals, numbered 1 through 6, every day. A guy online said it 'looked good.'

Meso_z · « **Reply #12 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:04:38 AM »

45,45236875 minutes tops in the gym.

The True Adonis · « **Reply #13 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:04:58 AM »

I eat by the Glycemic Index.

Tapeworm · « **Reply #14 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:06:24 AM »

I eat 1/3 of a Big Mac.

Moen · « **Reply #15 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:06:42 AM »

Just read the latest sugar-thread and basically every post there is eligible.

Mitch · « **Reply #16 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:24:26 AM »

"Squat and milk"

BigCyp · « **Reply #17 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:32:15 AM »

Quote from: The True Adonis on November 16, 2012, 02:04:58 AM

I eat by the Glycemic Index.

Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam.

"Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner)

Anglo · « **Reply #18 on:** November 16, 2012, 02:33:12 AM »

I train one arm for peak and the other for mass- Arnold

Meso_z · « **Reply #19 on:** November 16, 2012, 03:51:41 AM »

Quote from: BigCyp on November 16, 2012, 02:32:15 AM

Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam.

"Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner)

'keep them guessing' lol classic.

BigCyp · « **Reply #20 on:** November 16, 2012, 03:55:47 AM »

Some good entrants so far, with "eating by the glycemic index" in the lead for now.

Keep them coming bros

local hero · « **Reply #21 on:** November 16, 2012, 04:01:46 AM »

fizzy drinks starve your body muscles of oxygen....

steroids are just the finishing touch

kreator · « **Reply #22 on:** November 16, 2012, 04:08:52 AM »

''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''

local hero · « **Reply #23 on:** November 16, 2012, 04:10:45 AM »

Quote from: kreator on November 16, 2012, 04:08:52 AM

''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''

i'll never weigh under 250lbs no matter what i do......

calfzilla · « **Reply #24 on:** November 16, 2012, 04:13:46 AM »

Keto diet will eat all your muscle. So will cardio.