BigCyp
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« on: November 16, 2012, 01:52:21 AM » |
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We've had some epic broscience nuggets of wisdom on getbig throughout the years, and even the sarcastic lines/advices given are hilarious sometimes.
Let's see who can come up with the best one line of brotastic fitness advice. Winner will get a set of my handmade 'Full body muscle blindfold' to keep those muscles guessing.
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Palpatine Q
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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2012, 01:57:52 AM » |
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"a narrow stance will bring out your quad sweep"
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tbombz
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2012, 02:05:51 AM » |
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Key to getting shredded is making sure not to brush your teeth.
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Wiggs
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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2012, 02:05:57 AM » |
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I'm doing high reps and low weight. I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.
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BigCyp
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2012, 02:27:09 AM » |
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I'm doing high reps and low weight. I'm only trying to get cut, I don't wanna look like those guys in the magazines.
Hahaha yes good start wiggs |
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_bruce_
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2012, 02:36:26 AM » |
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"'Hold and squeeze - strict form and controlling the weight is paramount to growth"
*accompanied by picture of Dorian Yates who's built his physique on nothing but surplus calories*
"Bro, working a muscle group more than once a week can lead to overtraining"
"Pre-, Postworkout shakes are essential for growth"
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kreator
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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2012, 02:37:40 AM » |
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'' I pay my dues in the gym''
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Palpatine Q
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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2012, 02:39:39 AM » |
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"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"
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cephissus
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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2012, 02:46:59 AM » |
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"progressive overload is the key to muscle growth"
 dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation "sweet potato diet" "brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal. this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of. i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake  " |
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Palpatine Q
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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2012, 02:52:30 AM » |
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dj can't catch a break with groink on vacation "sweet potato diet" "brother i've been lifting for 20 years, never missed a meal. this kind of dedication brings muscle maturity a lazy youngster like you could only dream of. i bet you don't even set your alarm for a 2am shake " I wish i was on vacation, i sure wouldn't be in fucking Tuscon. i hate sitting in hotels by myself, can't sleep for shit "squats are the king of all exercises" |
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Frank Clairmonte
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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2012, 02:54:47 AM » |
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"anabolic window"  |
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Tapeworm
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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2012, 03:01:36 AM » |
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Steroids are good for you. Doctors don't know nothing about joose.
The only way to burn fat is cardio on an empty stomach.
I eat the exact same meals, numbered 1 through 6, every day. A guy online said it 'looked good.'
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Meso_z
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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2012, 03:04:38 AM » |
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45,45236875 minutes tops in the gym.
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The True Adonis
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2012, 03:04:58 AM » |
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I eat by the Glycemic Index.
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Tapeworm
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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:24 AM » |
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I eat 1/3 of a Big Mac.
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Moen
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« Reply #15 on: November 16, 2012, 03:06:42 AM » |
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Just read the latest sugar-thread and basically every post there is eligible.
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Mitch
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« Reply #16 on: November 16, 2012, 03:24:26 AM » |
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"Squat and milk"  |
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BigCyp
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« Reply #17 on: November 16, 2012, 03:32:15 AM » |
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I eat by the Glycemic Index.
Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam. "Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner) |
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Anglo
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« Reply #18 on: November 16, 2012, 03:33:12 AM » |
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I train one arm for peak and the other for mass- Arnold
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Meso_z
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« Reply #19 on: November 16, 2012, 04:51:41 AM » |
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Hahaha yes a strong one there Adam.
"Eating 6-8 smaller meals per day, will turbocharge your metabolism and keep those wives guessing!" (about what time you want dinner)
'keep them guessing' lol classic. |
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BigCyp
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« Reply #20 on: November 16, 2012, 04:55:47 AM » |
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Some good entrants so far, with "eating by the glycemic index" in the lead for now.
Keep them coming bros
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local hero
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« Reply #21 on: November 16, 2012, 05:01:46 AM » |
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fizzy drinks starve your body muscles of oxygen....
steroids are just the finishing touch
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kreator
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« Reply #22 on: November 16, 2012, 05:08:52 AM » |
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''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''
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local hero
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« Reply #23 on: November 16, 2012, 05:10:45 AM » |
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''you can keep most of your gains from a steroid cycle if you keep training hard and eating right''
i'll never weigh under 250lbs no matter what i do...... |
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calfzilla
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« Reply #24 on: November 16, 2012, 05:13:46 AM » |
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Keto diet will eat all your muscle. So will cardio.
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