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« Reply #75 on: November 19, 2012, 12:49:35 PM »

I can imagine no quicker way into a "broad's" (love that word) pants than picking her up in a white Vince Basile-style conversion van.
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« Reply #76 on: November 19, 2012, 12:59:40 PM »

I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?
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« Reply #77 on: November 19, 2012, 01:05:03 PM »

I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?

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« Reply #78 on: November 19, 2012, 01:12:13 PM »


Member Groink might be right.
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« Reply #79 on: November 19, 2012, 01:17:21 PM »

I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?

Exactly... Why even give a shit about some chick YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.
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« Reply #80 on: November 19, 2012, 01:18:56 PM »

I'm not going to beat anyone's ass, I'm not going to flip out on the chick, I would just leave...fuck the both of them

It actually gains you  your dignity in a no-win situation, because when she goes back to the guy and tells him you told her to fuck off, even though he "got the girl"  he's going to be like "fuck that dude is legit", and the chick is going to be thinking "damn, that fucking dude rolled out on me"

if you take her home and shit, that will be laughed about when he plunges his cock into her..."what did he say when you said that ??  hahahahaaa, really? ...yeah lick my balls just like that"   

And if you fight him, you look like you gave a shit...and who the fuck is fighting over a girl on a first date ?

Truer words have almost never been spoken....
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« Reply #81 on: November 19, 2012, 01:19:42 PM »

Some guys are just strong men who like to fight.
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« Reply #82 on: November 19, 2012, 01:29:43 PM »


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You seem to know about these things. Have you taken online special-agent-intimidation-courses too ?

I'm not at liberty to say
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« Reply #83 on: November 19, 2012, 01:44:20 PM »

always know of 3 girls who live in teh area of your date.

text all 3 when your date starts going sour, mentioning you're in the area and bored.  At least one will invite you over, and the night won't end badly.
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« Reply #84 on: November 19, 2012, 01:46:08 PM »

Exactly... Why even give a shit about some chick YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

yep...and imagine the shit this chick pulls for an encore if that's what she does on a first date.  later.
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« Reply #85 on: November 19, 2012, 01:47:54 PM »

Dude got played,end of story.
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« Reply #86 on: November 19, 2012, 01:48:45 PM »

yep...and imagine the shit this chick pulls for an encore if that's what she does on a first date.  later.

I'm sensing this is a fella who got tired of all the Scottsdale dating bullshit and started taking the bull by the horns.

Heed these words of wisdom and learning my Getbig brethren.  Grin
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« Reply #87 on: November 19, 2012, 01:58:06 PM »

I'm sensing this is a fella who got tired of all the Scottsdale dating bullshit and started taking the bull by the horns.

Heed these words of wisdom and learning my Getbig brethren.  Grin

LOL....nah I'm still with the same chick, going on three years. but before then i was playing the field, and I'm in the HOF of womanizing assholes, they retired my number and everything 

i live vicariously through my fellow getbiggers now when it comes to this crap.  Grin
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« Reply #88 on: November 19, 2012, 02:24:50 PM »

I have to say, Groink and a few others are dropping, not dimes, but pure KNOWLEDGE.
take heed young steeds, take heed...
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« Reply #89 on: November 19, 2012, 03:10:00 PM »

So what happened to BigN and the epilogue to this story?  No appearance here means he probably text her the next day or responded to her text.  His Getbig licence to destroy pussy has been revoked.
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« Reply #90 on: November 19, 2012, 04:09:11 PM »

So what happened to BigN and the epilogue to this story?  No appearance here means he probably text her the next day or responded to her text.  His Getbig licence to destroy pussy has been revoked.

He's getting fitted for custom bowling shoes.  Next time around he's gonna be King of the Lanes.
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« Reply #91 on: November 19, 2012, 04:18:48 PM »

Picking up at a bar is useless to me, as i use words to bait the girls, the bars are too loud.
I can always pick up at a shopping mall, or at friends house, fuck dancing like a idiot, buying drinks and trying to bag the girl.
I regret everytime i went to a bar, sure i picked up but it was alot of effort. If your on holidays the best place to meet a horny babe is by the pool or around the hotel, i was always lucky enough to have a bevy of babes in a room on my same floor, i never forget Qld, Gold Coast Australia, in Feb this year, on my way down the elevator/lift with a friend as the other 2 mates decide to crash for the night, the door open on one of the rooms and a bunch of girls say hi and close the door, we both approach the door and knock 5 sluts open the door, they let us in but the room smells of hard liqour, beer cans and spirit bottles everywhere..Awesome.
We chat for a bit then we leave, we go down stair to a few local bars then we realise lets go back to the hotel and try our luck with these girl, we enter our room and theres a letter underneath the door, saying it was awesome to meet us and we should all catch up tomorrow, fuck tomorrow we knock on the door then and there, Bianca answers we invite her to our room, we ask her to bring another girl but she says all the girls are asleep.

She enters our room, we get chatting, we pour her more vodka, we give her a tour of our suite, and we settle in the bedroom, there are two beds, my friend is sitting on his bed, im laying on mine and shes sitting on my bed, i massage her back and shoulders and she continues to skull her glass of vodka,

all the sudden shes on the floor sucking my dick and my friend pull his dick out, she takes off her panties and continues to suck me off, my friend just goes up in her raw, im just enjoying the moment,

 i cum on her face, then the bedroom door bursts open the other two dudes sleeping have woken up and now enter the room with dicks in there hand, i gently wipe away my cum off her and then my newly arrived friends take turns in entering in her mouth while the original dude is still fucking, anyhow to make a 2 hours story short,

we all cum on her twice, my friend is struggling to climax, his beating himself off in the other room, and while shes sucking him off our friend is showing him porn clips on his Iphone, he finally cums on her chest..the girl is just laying there, shes tired as fuck and she wont get up, we got hot towels to clean her and we had to dress her up, she finally got up and ran to her room. Bye Bianca, thanks for the good time. she took 6 cumshots like a champion, not bad for a girl with a boyfriend.
Lesson 1: anything is possible
Lesson 2: dont think your hotel bed sheets are as clean as you think.
Lesson 3" dont think your hotel towels are as clean as you think, we used them to clean bianca up.

sure "quickie"



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« Reply #92 on: November 19, 2012, 04:37:02 PM »

 One pic chaged the Misc boards forever. Cheers to it.
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« Reply #93 on: November 19, 2012, 05:26:44 PM »


Any credibility has been flushed down the porcelain throne after viewing that Sudani tribal mask called a face.
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« Reply #94 on: November 19, 2012, 07:15:40 PM »

that reminds me of a time when i was going out with this crazy brazilian broad back in 99, she used to try to play with my head all the time by saying shit like( IM NOT SURE ABOUT US)or (YOU R NOT SERIOUS ABOUT ME) n i was gettin really pissed. i ended up meeting some other girls around my way n started banging them here n there, at one point i had 4 broads that i was banging everyweek. anyway my original broad started coming around my house spying on me n saw me with one of the girls one night n started screaming at me in the street n calling me a fuckin cheating guy, the girl im with at the moment started screaming at the other broad telling her his dick is mine now bitch so go fuck yourself. at this point i just want to get the fuck out of there n go home, i tell the new girl to just forget it n lets go, she said fuck that n charged the other broad n grabbed her hair n threw her on the concrete. i was shittin in my pants at this point cause i didnt want no police coming around cause i had some blow on me, i ran over to them while they where fighting trying to break it up n my old girl kicked me right in the fuckin nuts n i went down on one screaming n then i jumped up n ran down the street to my house, i hid my stash n then went back down the street n it was quiet, then out of nowhere they both started screaming shit at me saying im a scumbag n a liar. what happened was my old girl lied n said i fucked her in her car that morning, the new broad believed her n the whole night ended up fucked up
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« Reply #95 on: November 19, 2012, 09:04:13 PM »

that reminds me of a time when i was going out with this crazy brazilian broad back in 99, she used to try to play with my head all the time by saying shit like( IM NOT SURE ABOUT US)or (YOU R NOT SERIOUS ABOUT ME) n i was gettin really pissed. i ended up meeting some other girls around my way n started banging them here n there, at one point i had 4 broads that i was banging everyweek. anyway my original broad started coming around my house spying on me n saw me with one of the girls one night n started screaming at me in the street n calling me a fuckin cheating guy, the girl im with at the moment started screaming at the other broad telling her his dick is mine now bitch so go fuck yourself. at this point i just want to get the fuck out of there n go home, i tell the new girl to just forget it n lets go, she said fuck that n charged the other broad n grabbed her hair n threw her on the concrete. i was shittin in my pants at this point cause i didnt want no police coming around cause i had some blow on me, i ran over to them while they where fighting trying to break it up n my old girl kicked me right in the fuckin nuts n i went down on one screaming n then i jumped up n ran down the street to my house, i hid my stash n then went back down the street n it was quiet, then out of nowhere they both started screaming shit at me saying im a scumbag n a liar. what happened was my old girl lied n said i fucked her in her car that morning, the new broad believed her n the whole night ended up fucked up

Brazilians are fiesty as hell, did you fuck both of them?
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« Reply #96 on: November 19, 2012, 11:05:11 PM »

Brazilians are fiesty as hell, did you fuck both of them?

No....they stole his ability to write in paragraphs.   Roll Eyes
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