Your family was exiled to a penal colony because your great, great Grandpa was a toddler toucher.
My Family is British! You know the people who ruled and civilised the world! and at its height, it was the largest empire in history and, for over a century, was the foremost global power! And at its height, it was the largest empire in history and, for over a century, was the foremost global power. By 1922 the British Empire held sway over about 458 million people, one-fifth of the world's population at the time. The empire covered more than 33,700,000 km2 (13,012,000 sq mi), almost a quarter of the Earth's total land area. As a result, its political, legal, linguistic and cultural legacy is widespread. At the peak of its power it was often said that "the sun never sets on the British Empire" because its span across the globe ensured that the sun was always shining on at least one of its numerous territories.
Most people have heard of them, except the majority of Americans, who are Ignorant!