Where is heaven located? To the religious nutcases?

[a_ahmed]

haha, and you consider yourself american.

in western civilisation, bidets are for women, you flaming homosexual

i heard the ultra orthodox jews dont wash themselves very often, to not waste water btw.im not joking, thats what you hear here, is there something to this?

adonis?

So.,.. you're saying it's manly to have chunks of shit splattered over your butt. Okay lol..

[El Diablo Blanco]

Heaven can be found in Alex23's long lucious hair, no homo.

[irishdave]

Talking from a muslim perspective, in heaven there is no heat/cold/temperature regulation.

Nobody gets sick there,you dont get old, no diseases there, no worries or sadness there,people dont sweat, people dont go the toilet, it will be a perfect place which no man can ever imagine.It will be a place where you can eat/drink and have sex for all of eternity in which you will never ever die in.

Not to sure what you mean by the virgin part.

    

[da_vinci]

Haven is located in a homo-sapiens mind. These  who are afraid of death - think of various funny stuff to calm themselves down.. I'm sometimes quite impressed with their imagination and the level of nonsense they come up with (talk Bible or Quran)..

[_bruce_]

Haven is located in a homo-sapiens mind. These  who are afraid of death - think of various funny stuff to calm themselves down.. I'm sometimes quite impressed with their imagination and the level of nonsense they come up with (talk Bible or Quran)..

Standard believe systems seem to be full of idolatry.

[Necrosis]

Eternity is just as impossible. Nothing logical about the concept of eternity, nothing. You have a problem with either scenario Einstein.

lol, it's logically demanded.

[Necrosis]

Actually we know the universe had a beginning so... you fail. Big bang fail.

Not really, you see the math breaks down at what is called the singularity, which never actually occured our math doesn't work yet, we have no idea about states previous to it, so you assumption is incorrect. Perhaps its a big bang big contraction cycle.

[OTHstrong]

lol, it's logically demanded.

Well does going backwards (eternally) forever and ever make any sense? does it?

[tbombz]

one cant be positive about any of this.

but as i said before, eternity is fairly obvious to myself.

infinite space and eternal time.

these two concepts just feel very intuitive and natural.

of course, i cant be certain about it. (we cant be certain of ANYTHING)


as for the "big bang"..  the theory onnly traces back history to a point in time.. it does not say whether there was existence before that, or outside of it.  it can not say.

[tbombz]

If something exists, nothing has never existed, for nothing can never create something, therefore somethign has always existed. The essence of this thing is to exist ie eternity is the only option. The universe is eternal. God is a failed hypothesis.

i absolutely agree with you in terms of intuition on the subject of eternity, but i dont see why you connect an eternal universe with being contradictory to the idea of god.  have you not considered that the universe is but a subset of god?  or that the two are simply one and the same?

[Da Freak]

Dorothy Parker's parakeet was named Onan because he always spilled his seed.  

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!! post of the thread hands down! 

[OTHstrong]

one cant be positive about any of this.

but as i said before, eternity is fairly obvious to myself.

infinite space and eternal time.

these two concepts just feel very intuitive and natural.

of course, i cant be certain about it. (we cant be certain of ANYTHING)


as for the "big bang"..  the theory onnly traces back history to a point in time.. it does not say whether there was existence before that, or outside of it.  it can not say.

Sorry if I mis judged your position on the matter (no pun intended) yesterday but I did not hear you say what you are saying now, that "(we cant be certain of ANYTHING)" but what you wrote above I am in agreement with^^^

[Kahn.N.Singh]

I'm a bit late to the symposium, but, with the exception of a few, I see that the Dunning-Kruger hypothesis is in full effect at Getbig Theological Seminary. How so many of you got past the admissions committee is one more thing I'll never know.

Dorothy Parker's parakeet was named Onan because he always spilled his seed.  

Thank you for this, Herr Professor Doktor Chimps.

[TrueBB93]

God is and alwas will be, forever, the who dosent die. Now everything else was created, so universe wasnt alwas their(it couldnt be), god created the universe and who knows what else we dont know about.

God-alwas was, not created, but the creator of everything
everything else- was created at some point in time by God.

[Van_Bilderass]

SHAVE PUBIC/UNDERARM HAIR,

Is this why arabs will shave their pubes in public showers, at the gym for example?
It's only arabs that I've seen do this.

My training partner was so disgusted by this he told some guy, "are you shaving your balls to make that tiny cock look bigger? You got tiny biceps and a tiny cock".

[TrueBB93]

Is this why arabs will shave their pubes in public showers, at the gym for example?
It's only arabs that I've seen do this.

could be idk. I personally think thats somthing that should be done at home lol. but yea shaving pubes/underarm hair is somthing ya gotta do.

as for your partner being disgusted well I would be too...lol. I mean common sense! muslim or not shave your pubes at home!

[a_ahmed]

Is this why arabs will shave their pubes in public showers, at the gym for example?
It's only arabs that I've seen do this.

My training partner was so disgusted by this he told some guy, "are you shaving your balls to make that tiny cock look bigger? You got tiny biceps and a tiny cock".

Wait... why and how is your 'training partner' (and you), checking out another guy's dicks/balls?

[TrueBB93]

Wait... why and how is your 'training partner' (and you), checking out another guy's dicks/balls?

 lol  

[Van_Bilderass]

Wait... why and how is your 'training partner' (and you), checking out another guy's dicks/balls?

The shower at my current gym is small and you have to stand close to anyone else in there, no divider betweeen the shower heads, so you can't help seeing if someone is shaving his pubes right next to you.

One time I was going swimming at the pool at another gym/swimming facility. Going in you pass the showers and a couple of sinks mounted to the wall. I couldn't help noticing an arab resting his balls over a sink while shaving. Most think it's inappropriate to shave your balls publically but it's completely normal for arabs it seems.

Do you/would you shave your pubes in a public shower?

[a_ahmed]

The question still remains lol.. why were you staring at his balls/dick/whatever he is doing? lmao

And I am not Arab either. I'm sure we can find some white people who do this shit lol.

[Van_Bilderass]

The question still remains lol.. why were you staring at his balls/dick/whatever he is doing? lmao

And I am not Arab either. I'm sure we can find some white people who do this shit lol.

Who said I was staring? If someone was jacking off right next to you in the shower you wouldn't notice that either? Or if some old dude was blow drying his balls in the locker room, like they like to do, you wouldn't notice that either? Nothing to do with cock-lust.

[TrueBB93]

jerking off next to you?   that requires a good punch in the face. its not gay to notice only to stare  

[Stefano]

God is and alwas will be, forever, the who dosent die. Now everything else was created, so universe wasnt alwas their(it couldnt be), god created the universe and who knows what else we dont know about.

God-alwas was, not created, but the creator of everything
everything else- was created at some point in time by God.

And you know this how?

 Oh right just more religious psychobabble.

[TrueBB93]

And you know this how?

 Oh right just more religious psychobabble.

Faith
1.Complete trust or confidence in someone or something.


I strongly believe becuase i have strong faith. All the proof i need is in the Quran, Quran for me is proof enough

[magikusar]

http://harmful.cat-v.org/society/religion/