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Hulkotron · « **Reply #2700 on:** February 11, 2015, 06:59:56 PM »

Haha, I watched the Cavs game tonight and LeBron is absolutely on the heavy-duty laboratory-grade all-you-can-eat PED buffet, he's fucking huge again and is just powering by and through everyone on the court.

Looks to have put on 10+ lbs of solid muscle mid-season.

Also what the fuck is wrong with "Dwyane" Wade's cheeks

240 is Back · « **Reply #2701 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:16:36 PM »

Quote from: Hulkotron on February 11, 2015, 06:59:56 PM

Haha, I watched the Cavs game tonight and LeBron is absolutely on the heavy-duty laboratory-grade all-you-can-eat PED buffet, he's fucking huge again and is just powering by and through everyone on the court.
Looks to have put on 10+ lbs of solid muscle mid-season.
Also what the fuck is wrong with "Dwyane" Wade's cheeks

Wade has almost a decade of GH use growing that face... suddenly he loses 25 pounds of muscle and his face looks messed up, and he's injured nonstop.

Haslem is also down 30 pounds this year. Everyone on the Heat suddenly loses 30 pounds of pure muscle - coincidentally, at the same time the major miami HGH doctor gets busted lol. hilarious.

LeBron is crazy jacked now that he's been on it for a month. He's crushing people out there. 10 pounds? He's 6 foot 8... I'd say that is 20 pounds of muscle. Remember how skinny he was? His Feb 2015 TRAPS alone probably weigh ten pounds lol.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #2702 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:28:31 PM »

Karl Malone hates player rest, analytics, wants to fight Kobe Bryant

Once upon a time, Karl Malone was a Laker for a brief time. And during that time, an incident occurred between Malone and Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa. It's pretty ugly. But that was years ago. Surely the former teammates have buried the hatchet, right?

Well, no. Instead, Karl Malone is willing and ready to fight Kobe Bryant at any time.

Wait, what?

Yup.

"We had a little issue," Malone told host Marc Lamont Hill. "I don't hold grudges ... I love Westerns. I'm old-school Western. Back in the day, when you had a beef, you didn't go get guns and knives ... we just go back in the back with no cameras and knuckle up. Get it over with."

Hill pressed Malone if he offered Bryant that route to resolution.

"It's a standing offer," Malone said. "Look, I don't want no trouble. I don't have a problem. People say whatever they want to say and that's great. I'm 6-9, 272 [pounds] to be exact. I'm not hard to find. I don't want no trouble. But if something got to go down, I'm not playing fair."

via Karl Malone: Kobe Bryant Has A 'Standing Offer' To 'Knuckle Up' With Me.

"I don't feel tension, but I'm a hunter. So I'm already right there anyway. I'm ready at all times."

Wow.

You probably believe that fight ends quickly, no matter who you think wins. Kobe's a skinny guy, and those guys fight until they're burger. But Malone's just a monster and still strong as an ox. That could get ugly pretty quickly. It would be the most watched video in basketball history, though.

Malone is doing a media tour this week for All-Star Weekend. He was on Boomer and Carton on Tuesday morning and blasted players for resting and their general softness, in typical old country boy "get off my lawn"-ness.

But wait, that's not all! Malone also spoke with SLAM Online, and basically wanted "whoever invented the term analytics" to come meet him so he can intimidate him.
SLAM: It's funny you mentioned analytics, because last night that came to the forefront last night when—

KM: Can I ask you a question?

SLAM: Sure.

KM: Enlighten me on analytics. I'm a country bumpkin. Please tell me what that means, pertaining to my sport. Enlighten me and let me give you my response.

SLAM: It's just a deeper way of looking at statistics, valuing numbers that aren't necessarily in box scores. They're supposed to encourage efficiency and smarter basketball, so like, advanced stats would generally value three-pointers and shots around the basket over long two-pointers.

KM: Can I tell you something? When you find the guy, whoever invented that word, if he wants to debate me, please let me know. I want to talk to him about the analytics. You cannot tell me—you know what? My memory's coming back to me a little bit. Someone told, I forget which player it was, that you don't need a mid-range game. I want to say somebody said that to Kevin Durant. Are you kidding me? I will kill you with a mid-range game. That's the analytics? That's what they're talking about? How many games are they playing? And how many games are they winning? When you find that person [who invented the term “analytics”], please get in touch with me so I can debate him. Just go play and get rid of all that.

via Q+A: Karl Malone.

Malone's a relic of an older time, and his toughness is unquestionable. After Tim Duncan, he's probably the best power forward of all time. But man alive, the guy is intense. I'm not even sure I could handle a conversation with him.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2703 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:30:33 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 11, 2015, 07:16:36 PM

Wade has almost a decade of GH use growing that face... suddenly he loses 25 pounds of muscle and his face looks messed up, and he's injured nonstop.

Haslem is also down 30 pounds this year. Everyone on the Heat suddenly loses 30 pounds of pure muscle - coincidentally, at the same time the major miami HGH doctor gets busted lol. hilarious.

LeBron is crazy jacked now that he's been on it for a month. He's crushing people out there. 10 pounds? He's 6 foot 8... I'd say that is 20 pounds of muscle. Remember how skinny he was? His Feb 2015 TRAPS alone probably weigh ten pounds lol.

You called it first my friend.
I was speaking on this to a few nba fan here in Australia, they think i have lost the plot.

they think his taking creatine or taking better quality protein shakes, I said "fuck that, his on 191 amino acids" they refuse to believe he would be on any sort of drug.

Wade has been juicing for years, his knees need GH.

240 is Back · « **Reply #2704 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:31:50 PM »

analytics work in the macro - not the macro.

You can use analytics for 144 baseball games x 200 at bats per games x 35 teams. You can use it for 90 million americans showing up to pick a president.

You can't use it for 1-on-1 LeBron vs. Rose in the EC Finals. You can't use it for John Roberts overriding the repubs and okay'ing obamacare, nobody saw that coming.

yes on macro, no on micro.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #2705 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:32:57 PM »

Got to love Karl

240 is Back · « **Reply #2706 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:35:43 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on February 11, 2015, 07:30:33 PM

You called it first my friend.
I was speaking on this to a few nba fan here in Australia, they think i have lost the plot.

they think his taking creatine or taking better quality protein shakes, I said "fuck that, his on 191 amino acids" they refuse to believe he would be on any sort of drug.

Wade has been juicing for years, his knees need GH.

I love both teams. I'm totally loving this game tonight. MIA just getting outclassed. You can't defeat talent + GH + chip on shoulder, it's just unbeatable.

I grew up in CLE watching cavs lose to Mj every year, attending lebrons high school.
I moved to south FL in 92, watching rony seikly and Dr Jack for years on the sunshine network, young wade all the way to grabbing shaq and beating up on Mavs. Seen Wade's face grow every year... watched as the Heat lineup - birdman, haslem, wade, and the srubs - all grew deltoids and confidence overnight. who knows how many of them had the same doc?

fascinating story of the NBA... the drug use... MJ and Barkley and Robinson, bench pressing and deadlifting at 7am, after playing a double OT game the night before in a much more violent NBA... lol... imagine the dbol candy jar in their locker room.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2707 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:39:02 PM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 11, 2015, 07:35:43 PM

I love both teams. I'm totally loving this game tonight. MIA just getting outclassed. You can't defeat talent + GH + chip on shoulder, it's just unbeatable.

I grew up in CLE watching cavs lose to Mj every year, attending lebrons high school.
I moved to south FL in 92, watching rony seikly and Dr Jack for years on the sunshine network, young wade all the way to grabbing shaq and beating up on Mavs. Seen Wade's face grow every year... watched as the Heat lineup - birdman, haslem, wade, and the srubs - all grew deltoids and confidence overnight. who knows how many of them had the same doc?

fascinating story of the NBA... the drug use... MJ and Barkley and Robinson, bench pressing and deadlifting at 7am, after playing a double OT game the night before in a much more violent NBA... lol... imagine the dbol candy jar in their locker room.

Please watch this, you may have seen or heard it before, but this dude is spot on.

240 is Back · « **Reply #2708 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:56:01 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on February 11, 2015, 07:39:02 PM

Please watch this, you may have seen or heard it before, but this dude is spot on.

great stuff. i love colin's show. i watch him almost daily while i work. no matter how late i'm working or gigging, the alarm always goes off at 9:52 so I can take a leak and grab a drink before mike and mike ends and colin starts up. great perspective on sports and life - like a wise uncle Ronaldo always there to point out what needs to be said.

Hulkotron · « **Reply #2709 on:** February 11, 2015, 07:57:36 PM »

Nails · « **Reply #2710 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:18:43 PM »

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/12316308/carmelo-anthony-says-very-likely-new-york-knicks-shut-all-star-game?ex_cid=sportscenterFB

Melo is Personally Shutting it down after the AllStar game for the rest of the season, bidness man probably makes more money off the court then on

lol

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2711 on:** February 12, 2015, 12:58:41 PM »

Quote from: Nails on February 12, 2015, 12:18:43 PM

http://espn.go.com/new-york/nba/story/_/id/12316308/carmelo-anthony-says-very-likely-new-york-knicks-shut-all-star-game?ex_cid=sportscenterFB

Melo is Personally Shutting it down after the AllStar game for the rest of the season, bidness man probably makes more money off the court then on

lol

"Shutting it down" is when their is 4 games left in the NBA season and you want to save energy going into the playoffs.
He is actually "Giving up" or "Quitting"

Imagine a everyday employee telling his boss "Im shutting it down for the year"

Pray_4_War · « **Reply #2712 on:** February 12, 2015, 02:29:41 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on February 11, 2015, 07:39:02 PM

Please watch this, you may have seen or heard it before, but this dude is spot on.

Great stuff. It just reminds me what a bummer it is that Kobe tore his achilles. In year 17 there was hardly any drop off in his ability like Colin said. He could have played 20 years at a super high level. He's just obsessed with basketball and the he's hardest worker I've ever seen.

MJ did cost himself a little but with his lifestyle. Plus it was a drain on him mentally. He had to retire and get away from it right when he had mastered the game and he was at his absolute best in 1993.

Lebron is just a physical monster. He's physically dominant like Shaq was....the question is why?

Nails · « **Reply #2713 on:** February 12, 2015, 04:48:51 PM »

Get to the Point Vid

240 is Back · « **Reply #2714 on:** February 12, 2015, 04:57:34 PM »

Quote from: Nails on February 12, 2015, 04:48:51 PM

Tough to understand this clip here. Dwight is clearly sizing up, clutching, and holding a man's penis during a pro game.

marshawn Lynch approved.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2715 on:** February 12, 2015, 07:23:27 PM »

Quote from: Nails on February 12, 2015, 04:48:51 PM

Get to the Point Vid

Not sure why his doing that, blake griffin was doing gay shit earlier in the season too.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2716 on:** February 12, 2015, 07:34:03 PM »

Quote from: Pray_4_War on February 12, 2015, 02:29:41 PM

Great stuff. It just reminds me what a bummer it is that Kobe tore his achilles. In year 17 there was hardly any drop off in his ability like Colin said. He could have played 20 years at a super high level. He's just obsessed with basketball and the he's hardest worker I've ever seen.

MJ did cost himself a little but with his lifestyle. Plus it was a drain on him mentally. He had to retire and get away from it right when he had mastered the game and he was at his absolute best in 1993.

Lebron is just a physical monster. He's physically dominant like Shaq was....the question is why?

Father time will always beat and GH or PED.
Jordan played another Era, bad boy pistons, the big boy knicks etc, he also gambled and smoked, but i dont hold that against him, he needs too, like tiger did with fucking pornstars, taking ambiens etc.

Living a normal straight life is fucked and not recommended.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2717 on:** February 13, 2015, 02:34:26 AM »

Great Listen

Nails · « **Reply #2718 on:** February 17, 2015, 10:23:42 AM »

http://espn.go.com/los-angeles/nba/story/_/id/12335211/kobe-bryant-los-angeles-lakers-seeking-career-rebirth-cites-san-antonio-spurs-recent-success

"I thought the Spurs were done 20 years ago. Those guys are still winning. ... I'm hoping I can have the same rebirth.
”- Kobe Bryant, during interview
with NBA TV

240 is Back · « **Reply #2719 on:** February 17, 2015, 10:26:12 AM »

kobe says he has no friends. I believe him.

bigmikecox · « **Reply #2720 on:** February 17, 2015, 10:29:02 AM »

My Cavs are hot bitches!!!! Cleveland will get a ring this year, to go along with the ring The Ohio State University got!

Nails · « **Reply #2721 on:** February 17, 2015, 10:30:56 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on February 17, 2015, 10:26:12 AM

kobe says he has no friends. I believe him.

kobe couldn't even buy friendship

not surprising either , his own mother and father hate his fucking guts, probably wouldn't piss on him if he was set on fire

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2722 on:** February 17, 2015, 12:47:33 PM »

Quote from: bigmikecox on February 17, 2015, 10:29:02 AM

My Cavs are hot bitches!!!! Cleveland will get a ring this year, to go along with the ring The Ohio State University got!

Paleo diet works a treat.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #2723 on:** February 17, 2015, 02:25:58 PM »

Kobe is talking about a Rebirth.

I am positive the lakers management are hoping he just retires and then only can they start the rebuild.

Kobe will only slowdown any rebuilding, players agents are refusing to even take calls from the lakers until kobe officially retires.

Kobe has a year left but i am positive he will break down again.

AbrahamG · « **Reply #2724 on:** February 17, 2015, 06:55:55 PM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on February 11, 2015, 07:28:31 PM

Karl Malone hates player rest, analytics, wants to fight Kobe Bryant

Once upon a time, Karl Malone was a Laker for a brief time. And during that time, an incident occurred between Malone and Kobe Bryant's wife Vanessa. It's pretty ugly. But that was years ago. Surely the former teammates have buried the hatchet, right?

Well, no. Instead, Karl Malone is willing and ready to fight Kobe Bryant at any time.

Wait, what?

Yup.

"We had a little issue," Malone told host Marc Lamont Hill. "I don't hold grudges ... I love Westerns. I'm old-school Western. Back in the day, when you had a beef, you didn't go get guns and knives ... we just go back in the back with no cameras and knuckle up. Get it over with."

Hill pressed Malone if he offered Bryant that route to resolution.

"It's a standing offer," Malone said. "Look, I don't want no trouble. I don't have a problem. People say whatever they want to say and that's great. I'm 6-9, 272 [pounds] to be exact. I'm not hard to find. I don't want no trouble. But if something got to go down, I'm not playing fair."

via Karl Malone: Kobe Bryant Has A 'Standing Offer' To 'Knuckle Up' With Me.

"I don't feel tension, but I'm a hunter. So I'm already right there anyway. I'm ready at all times."

Wow.

You probably believe that fight ends quickly, no matter who you think wins. Kobe's a skinny guy, and those guys fight until they're burger. But Malone's just a monster and still strong as an ox. That could get ugly pretty quickly. It would be the most watched video in basketball history, though.

Malone is doing a media tour this week for All-Star Weekend. He was on Boomer and Carton on Tuesday morning and blasted players for resting and their general softness, in typical old country boy "get off my lawn"-ness.

But wait, that's not all! Malone also spoke with SLAM Online, and basically wanted "whoever invented the term analytics" to come meet him so he can intimidate him.
SLAM: It's funny you mentioned analytics, because last night that came to the forefront last night when—

KM: Can I ask you a question?

SLAM: Sure.

KM: Enlighten me on analytics. I'm a country bumpkin. Please tell me what that means, pertaining to my sport. Enlighten me and let me give you my response.

SLAM: It's just a deeper way of looking at statistics, valuing numbers that aren't necessarily in box scores. They're supposed to encourage efficiency and smarter basketball, so like, advanced stats would generally value three-pointers and shots around the basket over long two-pointers.

KM: Can I tell you something? When you find the guy, whoever invented that word, if he wants to debate me, please let me know. I want to talk to him about the analytics. You cannot tell me—you know what? My memory's coming back to me a little bit. Someone told, I forget which player it was, that you don't need a mid-range game. I want to say somebody said that to Kevin Durant. Are you kidding me? I will kill you with a mid-range game. That's the analytics? That's what they're talking about? How many games are they playing? And how many games are they winning? When you find that person [who invented the term “analytics”], please get in touch with me so I can debate him. Just go play and get rid of all that.

via Q+A: Karl Malone.

Malone's a relic of an older time, and his toughness is unquestionable. After Tim Duncan, he's probably the best power forward of all time. But man alive, the guy is intense. I'm not even sure I could handle a conversation with him.

Kobe Bryant would slap the shit out of this Uncle Tom.