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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #25 on: December 31, 2012, 07:25:53 AM »
I bet his old bitch was snoring as soon as he walked into the bedroom.... ;D

No actually she had a nice sexy outfit on and we had a pretty good time. You gotta have good sexin a marriage for it to last.
And that wa no meltdown, I don't let anything on here get to me, uck it's the Internet guys. Now go get yourself a MILF to fuck on NYE!   ;D

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #26 on: December 31, 2012, 07:32:11 AM »
Nothing better than mature chicks! No b.s games, just straight banging

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #27 on: December 31, 2012, 07:34:54 AM »
Nothing better than mature chicks! No b.s games, just straight banging

Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #28 on: December 31, 2012, 09:32:17 AM »
While in college I used to bartend at a very nice restaurant.  I also tended bar at a beer/shot place, but this story is about the nice restaurant.

Women in their mid-thirties to early forties would hang out at the bar, many of whom were divorced (I never messed around with a married woman.  There is plenty of pussy worth killing for, but none worth dying for). 

One morning, my roommates saw some woman leaving our house at around 6 a.m. on a Sunday.  They run upstairs to my room and say:  "Dude, that was a fucking woman leaving our house in a Jaguar!  That was no college girl.  How old was she?  That girl was old enough to be your Mom."  They were busting my balls, so I just said my famous line while laughing at them:

"You know what they say about older women?  They do more.  And care less."
Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #29 on: December 31, 2012, 09:54:48 AM »
Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.

they have had DECADES of experience

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #30 on: December 31, 2012, 10:27:07 AM »
your mom

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #31 on: December 31, 2012, 11:01:46 AM »
Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.

I was a young buck, so at the time, I didn't care.
Then I realized I was wasting my chi, and had let a very sweet Catholic girl down, who apparently loved me.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #32 on: December 31, 2012, 11:14:38 AM »
I was a young buck, so at the time, I didn't care.
Then I realized I was wasting my chi, and had let a very sweet Catholic girl down, who apparently loved me.
Chi forces are powerful, the breath/oxygen number one for any living being.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #33 on: December 31, 2012, 11:20:10 AM »
While in college I used to bartend at a very nice restaurant.  I also tended bar at a beer/shot place, but this story is about the nice restaurant.

Women in their mid-thirties to early forties would hang out at the bar, many of whom were divorced (I never messed around with a married woman.  There is plenty of pussy worth killing for, but none worth dying for). 

One morning, my roommates saw some woman leaving our house at around 6 a.m. on a Sunday.  They run upstairs to my room and say:  "Dude, that was a fucking woman leaving our house in a Jaguar!  That was no college girl.  How old was she?  That girl was old enough to be your Mom."  They were busting my balls, so I just said my famous line while laughing at them:

"You know what they say about older women?  They do more.  And care less."

Good post friend!  8)

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #34 on: December 31, 2012, 04:46:32 PM »
Then they empty a bottle of anti depressants once back at home.
HAhahahahahHAHAHAH  Is this what your mommy used to do uberfunk. Sons and daughters....

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #35 on: December 31, 2012, 05:15:32 PM »
Most MILFS love young hard cock they grow old at looking at some old wrinkled dick that can't stand up for long.The MILFS I like are the ones with the massive open hole and giant flaps after a few kids the pussy is never the same .

It just gets massive inside and out.LOVE EM.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #36 on: December 31, 2012, 05:43:52 PM »
was screwing a semi-hot 38 year old at 18, sort of ruined my sex life for a bit as younger girls never measured up with their immature bullshit. She knew what she wanted and just didnt mess around.id give anytjing to re-live those days.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #37 on: December 31, 2012, 06:02:29 PM »
Gyms are for training, Not looking at/getting with women.


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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #38 on: December 31, 2012, 06:10:30 PM »
Can't train when a block of flaps are open looking at you.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #39 on: January 01, 2013, 09:27:01 AM »

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #40 on: January 01, 2013, 11:29:29 AM »

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #41 on: January 01, 2013, 11:58:57 AM »
Mom says Happy New Year.
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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #42 on: January 01, 2013, 12:01:20 PM »
Very true Mike. Even in my late teens and 20's I would fuck mostly women in their 30's and 40's. better pussy and no head games. Plus they know how to suck a dick.
obviously in your teens and 20s, you didn't realize, that they were single and or screwing you due to their headgams...

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #43 on: January 01, 2013, 12:09:09 PM »
obviously in your teens and 20s, you didn't realize, that they were single and or screwing you due to their headgams...

Parker, to be honest, most were actually married. At that age I didn't care about a husband coming after me to kill me.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #44 on: January 01, 2013, 12:12:50 PM »
Parker, to be honest, most were actually married. At that age I didn't care about a husband coming after me to kill me.
my bad...
My experience was, I didn't realize that these chicas had some serious head issues, which was why they were dealing with young'uns.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #45 on: January 01, 2013, 03:27:40 PM »
Mom says Happy New Year.

Pussy worth putting on a pedestal.  ;D

I'll take something like that over five eighteen year old cheerleaders.

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Re: Anoyne into milfs?
« Reply #46 on: January 01, 2013, 04:32:22 PM »
Agreed.
That chick understands that sex is give/take.  She doesn't think that she's got the only pussy on the planet.  She doesn't think that she is particularly special, but understands that tonight might be special, or it might be just two human beings getting their angst out.

:D

I'd use that line as my signature on here if I could.  ;D