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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #50 on: January 04, 2013, 05:03:27 PM »
Do you know those "Do Not Remove Under the Penalty of Law" labels they put on mattresses? 



Well I CUT one of them off!



Yeah I got a real bad temper

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #51 on: January 04, 2013, 05:11:07 PM »
Great thread i will have to read more when I have more time. Anyway one of mine, I was on a bus and some dude asks me where something is and I'm like oh you should get off here at the next stop. He gets off the bus at the next stop. I had no idea where he wanted to go or where we were. Hope he made his way ok.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #52 on: January 04, 2013, 06:08:22 PM »
One time at university, a guy was benching with 135 and accomplished something like 6 reps. He was a twink with a slightly dopy face and that annoyed me for some reason -- through no fault of his own, really.

So as he sits up and proceeds to strip one of the plates off the bar, I says to the guy, I says to 'em, "That's it? I thought you were just warming up!" with a slight smirk on my face.

I'm hard to the fucking core.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #53 on: January 04, 2013, 11:49:58 PM »
  Just accept that a guy who looks like I do has had sex with quite a few attractive women in his life


 Exactly

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #54 on: January 05, 2013, 12:08:29 AM »
lol. Nothing I'll ever post online.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #55 on: January 05, 2013, 04:37:13 AM »
Sometimes I put notes under the windshield wipers of random cars.  I am watching you.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #56 on: January 05, 2013, 04:54:26 AM »
Told a girlfriend that the relationship was over the day after she had an abortion. She pretty much only went along with the abortion as she thought it would be best for the relationship.

Was also present when someone liberated the contents of a church collection box.

Not particularly proud of either.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #57 on: January 05, 2013, 05:33:08 AM »
registered on gh 15 board just to realise it s all about getting connected to sources and asslicking those sources

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #58 on: January 05, 2013, 05:36:07 AM »
You guys are in real trouble if Santa's a Getbigger.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #59 on: January 05, 2013, 05:36:28 AM »
i fucked my secretary/assistant after firing her. And it happened more than just once, with different girls.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #60 on: January 05, 2013, 05:48:47 AM »
i fucked my secretary/assistant after firing her. And it happened more than just once, with different girls.


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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #61 on: January 05, 2013, 05:57:25 AM »
I ran over a guys foot on the way to gym once.  He was coming out of the pub and was very drunk.  It was early in the morning, god knows what he was doing so drunk but that's an aussie man for you.  So anyway, he stopped in the middle of the road and so I thought he was going to stay there and next minute he walked out in front of my car and I accidently ran over his foot.  I saw him hobbling to the footpath. 

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #62 on: January 05, 2013, 06:10:15 AM »
fucked a co-worker and then asked that she be fired cause "it was awkward" she never recovered.

Edit - I couldnt care if it was nice or not, but she had to go, i have goals to achieve.






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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #63 on: January 05, 2013, 06:19:26 AM »
I have two that aren't mine, but one is fucked up and one is funny.

In college, a dude left his car parked at our house. My buddy shaves his pubes, crawls through the sunroof, and stuffs the pubes in the AC vents and turns them on high. When the dude got in his car and turned it on, boom, pubes/body hair all in his face.

The other, was another guy I went to college with, but not good friends with him by this time. He delivered pizza to make money. He kept a log book of his deliveries, like who had good shit at their house he could steal later, who didn't tip etc. Well, these one people lived in the boonies, and would never tip well. One time they tipped him $.12, the change for the order. So, he writes down the address. Next time they order, he takes the pizza in the bathroom, takes a shit, and runs doodoo paper all over it. Some fucked up shit, and I know the kid did it by knowing his personality. I always tip the driver.

I have some cool personal ones I'll post when I get a minute. Typing this on my phone in the shitter now.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #65 on: January 05, 2013, 06:38:31 AM »
Sometimes I put notes under the windshield wipers of random cars.  I am watching you.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #66 on: January 05, 2013, 06:40:44 AM »
i once punched a kitten... not on purpose...

i was playing wii tennis and whacked the cat on the back swing

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #67 on: January 05, 2013, 06:52:13 AM »
I know a guy that peed in someone's drink.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #68 on: January 05, 2013, 07:47:35 AM »
I tell people the truth about themselves that other people are too nice to say to them  :D

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #69 on: January 05, 2013, 08:00:17 AM »
Told a girlfriend that the relationship was over the day after she had an abortion. She pretty much only went along with the abortion as she thought it would be best for the relationship.

Was also present when someone liberated the contents of a church collection box.

Not particularly proud of either.

Damn, the day after? I don't think I could have done that. At least allow the charade to carry on for a few more weeks.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #70 on: January 05, 2013, 08:04:44 AM »
I turned my college roommate in for cutting the tags off his pillows. 
I also lied about how many reps I was doing to my lifting partner.
I also have a 20 inch penis. 

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #71 on: January 05, 2013, 08:14:23 AM »
Damn, the day after? I don't think I could have done that. At least allow the charade to carry on for a few more weeks.

Even though she was completely mad in the head, she didn't deserve that.

It often comes back to haunt me when I'm lying in bed with a bout of insomnia.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #72 on: January 05, 2013, 08:23:25 AM »
farting in the grocery store and even in an elevator a couple times. I used my car to splash water on some people by driving through a puddle one time, they were really mad.

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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #73 on: January 05, 2013, 09:01:40 AM »
farting in the grocery store and even in an elevator a couple times. I used my car to splash water on some people by driving through a puddle one time, they were really mad.

Brutal!


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Re: what are some not-so-nice things you have done ?
« Reply #74 on: January 05, 2013, 09:41:29 AM »
This isn't the half of it, and you're right. But I'm trying...

you sir, disgust me :D