i chatted up a hot girl in the gym yesterday

[anabolichalo]

if that's a twink you must be ronnie coleman the second

[Red Hook]

elite serbian genetics, age 30,looks 25, blonde, 170cm tall, below average bodyfat, above average muscularity.

good face.

a stud like you didn't get a pic? 

[Thick Nick]

ofc getting laid for you was not ever infringed by me, i dont hit up on men

yeah, but i didnt say theyre natural, she did

the poaraplegic i havent seen again yet, but thats not forgotten, nono

Weak... on the lines of I know you are but what am I. About the same level as your game.

[FitnessFrenzy]

did you reveal to this woman that you are the legendary Galeniko from Getbig.com ?

[Jon Harridan]

Here galienko, some new lines for you, then again maybe you already know them all.

1. “Is there an airport nearby; or is that just my heart taking off?”

2. “Hi I’m Mr Right, somebody said you were looking for me?”

3. “Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

4. “Am I dead? Because I think I just met an angel.”

5. “Let’s make like fabric softener and snuggle.”

6. “Were you arrested earlier? It must be illegal to look that good.”

7. “If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?”

8. “Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?”

9. “I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?”

10. “Hi the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”

11. “Screw me if I'm wrong, but you want to kiss me don't you?”

12. “Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?”

13. “Get your coat; you've pulled.”

14. “My name is ______. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later.”

15. “Hey babe, wanna see my baby elephant?”

16. “I guess you can kiss Heaven goodbye. Because it has got to be a sin to look that good.”

17. “There must be something wrong with my phone, because it doesn’t have your number in it.”

18. “I hope you know CPR? Because you take my breath away.”

19. “Is your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

20. "You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night!”

21. “Did you fart? ‘cause you blew me away.”

22. “Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot.”

23. “Do you have a plaster? I hurt my knee when I fell for you.”

24. “Hi. You'll do!”

25. “Hi, are you Jamaican? Coz jer-makin-me-crazy.”

26. “I seemed to have lost my number, any chance I could have yours?”

27. “Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk past again?”

28. “Is your last name is Jacobs? Because you’re a real cracker.”

29. “Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you!”

30. “If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.”

31. “Pick a number between 1 and 10. Sorry you lost, you'll have to take off all your clothes.”

32. “Do you like raisins? Well how about a date then? “

33. “Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs? No? Me neither but it breaks the ice.”

34. “Here's 10p ring home and tell your mum that you won’t be coming home tonight!”

35. “Your daddy must have been a hunter because you're a fox!”

36. “You are so hot, it’s girls like you that are the real reason for global warming.”

37. “Hi, how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled or fertilised?”

38 “Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!”

39. “You know, I’m not really this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.”

40. “Are those things real?”
 

Thanks for the pickup lines.

[clownbaby]

before i talk any further to you, we must establish whether that reneck fatso with pigface in your avatar is you.

is that walking abortion you?

twinkis minimis...

first off that is a great man known as ron shirley of lizard lick towing...

secondly, ron did not establish this board to allow twinks to run rampant with no fear of repercussions

[Hulkotron]

You forgot  ''You remind me of my pinky toe ,you're small ,cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you  on my cofee table tonight ''

 

[Ronnie Rep]

my grand father said

"women are like chickens... when the rooster chases the chickens, the chickens run from him

when the rooster picks the earth for worms, and goes about his business, not paying attention to the chickens


then the chickens chase the rooster"



a man of many wisdoms he was

Has always been my philosophy and it always works!

[anabolichalo]

Has always been my philosophy and it always works!

nasser also said you always lose money by chasing bitches but you never lose bitches by chasing money

[Howard]

And then when you left.... her and either a girlfriend, or a smart guy who really might have a chance with her, made fun of you for being a douche nozzle. Hope this helps cause as unlikely as your bobo story is, what happened after you left is a certainty. I LIVED for assbags like you when I was single. You made me getting laid so much easier.

LOL, not sure how this thread poster made out, but I know plenty of delusional guys in the gym , hitting on pretty woman.
One guy, I called Monkey Pants Man  wore these faded  1980's "harem pants" to work out.
I was standing by the locker room dooors getting a drink of water and he was beside me.
A couple of pretty babes emerged from the ladies locker room. He quickly positioned himself so they had to see him or run into him .
he chatted them up a bit and they smiled and moved on. As they walked off, he had his back to them , looking at me with a big, smug smile.
The girls were giggling and I saw one mouth , "OMG!"to her friend  and make a finger gagging motion with her hand in her mouth.
I smiled , brieflyshook my head , patted him on his shoulder and said; " You sure know how to get the ladies, don't ya ."
He walked back to training with a spring in his step, CLUELESS to the females reality.

[arce1988]

     Good job Galeniko     you stud

[Borracho]

Looks like the NAAFA has informed it's members of Galeniko's existence.

[Palpatine Q]

so what's this hot girl look like?

Getbig's resident perverted, lonely old man looking for some spank material of women half his age.

Safe to say she's out of your league, desperate.

[Thick Nick]

LOL, not sure how this thread poster made out, but I know plenty of delusional guys in the gym , hitting on pretty woman.
One guy, I called Monkey Pants Man  wore these faded  1980's "harem pants" to work out.
I was standing by the locker room dooors getting a drink of water and he was beside me.
A couple of pretty babes emerged from the ladies locker room. He quickly positioned himself so they had to see him or run into him .
he chatted them up a bit and they smiled and moved on. As they walked off, he had his back to them , looking at me with a big, smug smile.
The girls were giggling and I saw one mouth , "OMG!"to her friend  and make a finger gagging motion with her hand in her mouth.
I smiled , brieflyshook my head , patted him on his shoulder and said; " You sure know how to get the ladies, don't ya ."
He walked back to training with a spring in his step, CLUELESS to the females reality.

Yup. This galenko guy is the guy everyone makes fun of behind his back... But he cluelessly walks around flexing and stuff and thinks he's cool. Lolz @ all of those jokers. In south Philly he'd get the shit beat out of him in a gym for walking around like that... possibly by the girl. Good laugh though.

[OTHstrong]

twinkis minimis...

first off that is a great man known as ron shirley of lizard lick towing...

secondly, ron did not establish this board to allow twinks to run rampant with no fear of repercussions

OK FUCK FACE let's see your physique then, if not SHUT THE FUCK UP    bitch

[Dr.J]

Any progress Galeniko?

[Roger Bacon]

Maybe she mistook you for a possible 50 year old father figure   

hahahaha!

this

[cephissus]

it went like that, i seen her in the gym 2 days ago first time, mt friend was giving her "personal training", and whenever i went near them, hed tell me to go away a bit, to not come near.

the guy is smaller and softer than me, i asked him pretending interest, how to train abs i want abs like him(mine are way beter ) and used that oppurtunity to lift the shirt and make the abs seen to her.

yeah, pretty primitive approach i know, but....

the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs.

she goes like"hey how are you", desperately trying to talk to me, so i did.
we talked a bit and she said she really like muscu;lar men, but the muscles have to be natural, like mine

 

after bit chitchat, i didnt so the beta male procedure,i asked not for her number, and said i have to go, she can look up my number in the "yellow pages" undr "stud" and then i left.

read and study and learn, you young grasshoppers

i'm nearly in tears reading this

great post

[Donny]

before i talk any further to you, we must establish whether that reneck fatso with pigface in your avatar is you.

is that walking abortion you?

x2...   

[FitnessFrenzy]

the next day, she was there alone and when she seen me, her face was like a flower during spring, smiled from one ear to the other, and most likely wet between her legs.

[Figo]

Old warriors? Galenicko is about 33 or something lol

In his 33 yrs he has accumulated much wisdom

And pussy

[BigCyp]

Galineko living out many getbiggers masturbations in this thread

[ukjeff]

OK FUCK FACE let's see your physique then, if not SHUT THE FUCK UP    bitch

Serotonin is your friend.

[arce1988]

  Galeniko is a good man

[_bruce_]

How is this old G-fart we're speaking of?