This would be a great FPS for next gen consoles, complete with realistic guy-tazin' physics, ebonic voice actors, basic RPG elements, a dialogue wheel, and in-game advertising from Popeyes/KFC.
On your desperate quest to stave off the kneegarian hordes from the welfare office, you will level up your character along several axes: Tazer skills (weapons skill), jive speak (charisma), and purple drank receptivity (wisdom -- which allows you to carry out more special actions, e.g., the 'KFC bucket chuck,' a move that generates an in-game item to distract the hordes).
