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« on: January 29, 2013, 05:23:25 AM »

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Getbig IV
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« Reply #1 on: January 29, 2013, 09:38:10 AM »

This would be a great FPS for next gen consoles, complete with realistic guy-tazin' physics, ebonic voice actors, basic RPG elements, a dialogue wheel, and in-game advertising from Popeyes/KFC.

On your desperate quest to stave off the kneegarian hordes from the welfare office, you will level up your character along several axes: Tazer skills (weapons skill), jive speak (charisma), and purple drank receptivity (wisdom -- which allows you to carry out more special actions, e.g., the 'KFC bucket chuck,' a move that generates an in-game item to distract the hordes).
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