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Author Topic: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?  (Read 1211 times)
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« on: March 04, 2013, 07:50:08 PM »

Besides being meme'd every time he posts a pic  Huh
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 07:53:54 PM »

The ability to jam large bombs in his anus, detonating them and keep the citizens of Manteca safe
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 07:55:26 PM »

His anus could swallow any kind of sausage, maybe even huge elephants, cars, locomotives etc
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2013, 08:12:48 PM »

Besides being meme'd every time he posts a pic  Huh


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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2013, 08:15:34 PM »

lol
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« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2013, 08:28:19 PM »

my arms would work like wings
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« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2013, 08:31:42 PM »

 Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2013, 08:34:51 PM »

flying
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« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 08:57:38 PM »

Shooting high explosives out of his ass like a Howitzer

Legend has it that Tbombz stuffed a football up his ass and made a 56 yard field goal
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« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 08:58:40 PM »

Indestructible self lubricating anus
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« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 09:04:48 PM »

 Smiley


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« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 09:11:55 PM »

 Cool


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« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 09:12:40 PM »

Smiley

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« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 09:14:46 PM »

ROFL


yeah that shit is EPIC...

i knew it when i made it
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« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2013, 10:07:47 PM »

To be able to instantly gape his asshole to whatever size object he is currently getting ready to insert into his asshole, whether it be a large black cock, or a small explosive device that is threatening the safety of everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Oh, and when he farts, he is able to propel himself through the air at nearly the speed of sound, thanks in part to the amount of semen he has stored up there.
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« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2013, 10:12:29 PM »

To be able to instantly gape his asshole to whatever size object he is currently getting ready to insert into his asshole, whether it be a large black cock, or a small explosive device that is threatening the safety of everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Oh, and when he farts, he is able to propel himself through the air at nearly the speed of sound, thanks in part to the amount of semen he has stored up there.


ewwww...hhahahahaaa

Tbombz can also create vacuum by sucking the air out of a room through a drinking straw
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« Reply #16 on: March 05, 2013, 12:44:57 AM »

This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g., http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).
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« Reply #17 on: March 05, 2013, 12:51:44 AM »

This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g.,http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).
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« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2013, 01:12:06 AM »



this is the same kid on the dirt bike?


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« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2013, 01:15:16 AM »

This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g.,http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).



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« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2013, 02:55:54 AM »

The ability to smell a ball-sack from a mile away.
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« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2013, 03:04:58 AM »

why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
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« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2013, 03:06:42 AM »

why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
What's wrong with showing off your hairy ass?
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« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2013, 03:08:52 AM »

The ability to know when Russia has launched a nuclear torpedo, because his prostate would instinctively tingle
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« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2013, 03:10:20 AM »

why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
on gay dating sites that picture makes me the most popular bottom for a hundred miles
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