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If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« on: March 04, 2013, 06:50:08 PM »
Besides being meme'd every time he posts a pic  ???
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2013, 06:53:54 PM »
The ability to jam large bombs in his anus, detonating them and keep the citizens of Manteca safe
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2013, 06:55:26 PM »
His anus could swallow any kind of sausage, maybe even huge elephants, cars, locomotives etc
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2013, 07:12:48 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on March 04, 2013, 06:50:08 PM
Besides being meme'd every time he posts a pic  ???


living art?

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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2013, 07:15:34 PM »
lol
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #5 on: March 04, 2013, 07:28:19 PM »
my arms would work like wings
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #6 on: March 04, 2013, 07:31:42 PM »
 :)
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #7 on: March 04, 2013, 07:34:51 PM »
flying
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #8 on: March 04, 2013, 07:57:38 PM »
Shooting high explosives out of his ass like a Howitzer

Legend has it that Tbombz stuffed a football up his ass and made a 56 yard field goal
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #9 on: March 04, 2013, 07:58:40 PM »
Indestructible self lubricating anus
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #10 on: March 04, 2013, 08:04:48 PM »
 :)
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #11 on: March 04, 2013, 08:11:55 PM »
 8)
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #12 on: March 04, 2013, 08:12:40 PM »
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #13 on: March 04, 2013, 08:14:46 PM »
Quote from: el numero uno on March 04, 2013, 08:12:40 PM
ROFL


yeah that shit is EPIC...

i knew it when i made it
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #14 on: March 04, 2013, 09:07:47 PM »
To be able to instantly gape his asshole to whatever size object he is currently getting ready to insert into his asshole, whether it be a large black cock, or a small explosive device that is threatening the safety of everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Oh, and when he farts, he is able to propel himself through the air at nearly the speed of sound, thanks in part to the amount of semen he has stored up there.
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #15 on: March 04, 2013, 09:12:29 PM »
Quote from: Shockwave on March 04, 2013, 09:07:47 PM
To be able to instantly gape his asshole to whatever size object he is currently getting ready to insert into his asshole, whether it be a large black cock, or a small explosive device that is threatening the safety of everyone within a 5 mile radius.

Oh, and when he farts, he is able to propel himself through the air at nearly the speed of sound, thanks in part to the amount of semen he has stored up there.


ewwww...hhahahahaaa

Tbombz can also create vacuum by sucking the air out of a room through a drinking straw
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #16 on: March 04, 2013, 11:44:57 PM »
This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g., http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #17 on: March 04, 2013, 11:51:44 PM »
Quote from: syntaxmachine on March 04, 2013, 11:44:57 PM
This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g.,http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #18 on: March 05, 2013, 12:12:06 AM »


this is the same kid on the dirt bike?


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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #19 on: March 05, 2013, 12:15:16 AM »
Quote from: syntaxmachine on March 04, 2013, 11:44:57 PM
This is all well and good, but we shouldn't ignore his intellectual feats: he recently proved the double dildo theorem and is utilizing this result to bring innovative new products to market (e.g.,http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=461149.msg6627659#msg6627659).



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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #20 on: March 05, 2013, 01:55:54 AM »
The ability to smell a ball-sack from a mile away.
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #21 on: March 05, 2013, 02:04:58 AM »
why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #22 on: March 05, 2013, 02:06:42 AM »
Quote from: kreator on March 05, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
What's wrong with showing off your hairy ass?
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #23 on: March 05, 2013, 02:08:52 AM »
The ability to know when Russia has launched a nuclear torpedo, because his prostate would instinctively tingle
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Re: If Tbombz had a superpower, which one would it be?
« Reply #24 on: March 05, 2013, 02:10:20 AM »
Quote from: kreator on March 05, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
why on Earth would someone post that picture on the internet? this tbombz guy is seriously twisted
on gay dating sites that picture makes me the most popular bottom for a hundred miles
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