one thing you got right, current weight is pretty much 208lbs, good guess.
but the pipe dream youve made up above doesnt happen like that irl, here is how it actually happens:
its not like my gym hasnt its fair share of permafatsos.when i walk in , theyre there sweating in their obese bodys from just walking around, out of breath from 20% rom movements, red-ish face, almost vomiting their big mcdonalds fries out.
i come in, with pullover bc i need to have warm clothes to even break a sweat, thats the case when one has supreme conditioning, at this moment, the permafatsos still walk around with ILS and bitchtittschest all the way out, as if they conquered the continent recently.
then when im warmed up after couple minutes and the epic pump sets in(from the trademark galeniko diet), i take off the pullover and deliberately make the tanktop slide upwards to the chest to "accidentally" flash the chiseled ,rock hard 6pack for a moment, and the second the pullover is removed and i stand there with tanktop(always tank top) and fingethick veins pop everywhere, the permafatsos give me stares as if i killed their whole families and put on their own pulloever and jackets,in sheer embarassment.
while theyre bathing in their own sweat and jealousy, i have chitchat moments with the girls there inbetween sets, the girls tell me how mine is the perect natural physique while they ask me how long itd take (they point at a permafatso)that fat guy who recently started training(thats what they assume)to become like me, for they resemble their weak husbands-boyfrends.
now comes the ironic part, for some reason, the permabulker,instead of hitting some cardio, will down a "protein bar" with some gatorade or protein shake at the gym bar ,to refuel his fatcells"muscle" , while sitting there out of breath and overly thaetralicly acting exhausted as if he just had some very hard workout.
this is roughly how it goes,hth
ROFLMAO yes!! I have seen this first hand, even little me at 169 lbs but ripped.
There was this 300 LBer who we nicknamed Bear Claw because he was fat, hairy stink bear and had a Bear Claw Tattoo on his back and some other various nonsense. Well he would always put like 600 or 650 on the bar and put the pins up in the squat rack and proceed to "deadlift" the bar from waist height to less than one inch. It wasn`t even a shrug. He would always brag about his deadlift. He would do the same with "squats" except it was even worse. He would literally just rack the weight, make some motion with his legs, maybe an inch or less, then re rack it and then stomp around the gym.
I would on purpose go right beside him with a tank top on right beside him and do real Deadlifts and Real Squats, perfect form, with 3D delts and cuts coming out and he would just stare and stare and stare and have this scowl on his face. It would literally piss him off so bad that he would start adding more weight and counting the plates as loud as he could and then yell 700 LBS!!!!!!
He would wait until I got in there at times to do his "lifts" and he would put a weight lifting belt on as tight as he could over his fat, to make him not appear as obese. It never worked and his gut would be so compacted, it would spill out. He REALLY hated me for being lean, despite me never saying a word to him.
One time I went to the basketball court to get a jump rope and Jezebelle was in the gym working out and Bear Claw happened to be in there. Out of nowhere he came up to her and said, "I just squatted 800 lbs last week for 5 reps". It was the strangest thing. He didn`t even wait for her reply and just walked off. I came back in the gym and he was gathering up his stuff and went out the side door and left about 600 lbs on the bar so I could see it and everyone else could too.
I did take a few videos of him I think and they are on my old hard drive. I need to look for them and post them. Its hilarious.