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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #75 on: March 28, 2013, 09:16:55 PM »
Yup ill add.
Better workouts because they aren't getting any sex and need to burn off the aggression.
Low stress levels so their hormones are in check.

Low stress levels in prison.....hahahahaaaaa

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #76 on: March 28, 2013, 09:24:51 PM »
in texas the calorie intake has lowered

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #77 on: March 28, 2013, 09:28:53 PM »
Its called black genetics. 

Luke wondering why an ape is so much bigger and stronger than a man while necer lifting a weight.. ::) or how a  horse is muscular of eating grass

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #78 on: March 28, 2013, 09:46:41 PM »
Low stress levels in prison.....hahahahaaaaa
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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #79 on: March 28, 2013, 09:52:57 PM »
I'm I wrong convict?

No convict here, just not stupid.

How about having your freedom, possessions, loved ones taken away and being stuffed 4 to a cell where you will be spending your life for the next 5 years being told when you can eat, when to sleep and living in subhuman conditions ? Maybe that sounds like a good time to you, not me

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #80 on: March 28, 2013, 09:59:36 PM »
5- no diaper changes

6- no crying babies

7- no diaper changes

8- no constant meltdowns

9- no diaper changes (all day long with multiple kids needing diaper changes)

10- no constant smell of diapers that need changing: constantly rushing in and grabbing a kid with a leaky diaper while other kids are crying and/or watching super loud kids shows and also needing diaper changes

11- no kid meltdowns because they want to watch kid shows even though you need to change their diapers

12- no doing homework again even though you swore you would never do home work again, but now you have to do it better because it's not your homework, it's your KID'S home work and you have to get it right and it feels like it's going to give you a stroke


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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #81 on: March 28, 2013, 10:17:19 PM »
squating guys during the 1 hour daily walk.shoulder pressing the twinks


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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #82 on: March 28, 2013, 10:18:08 PM »

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #83 on: March 29, 2013, 12:23:22 AM »
Penitentiary Style Weightlifting Roots

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #84 on: March 29, 2013, 12:29:28 AM »

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #85 on: March 29, 2013, 02:26:15 AM »

I bet I could bench and curl like crazy with a little PCP in my system.   They should put that shit in pre-workout drinks
seriously, that is the way they feel. Like they can Bench or curl the world.

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #86 on: March 29, 2013, 03:03:46 AM »
Violent criminals usually have higher than average testosterone production.

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #87 on: March 29, 2013, 08:15:29 AM »
haha i used to throw bags of dog poo over the prison walls as i walked my dog

i wonder if i ever hit any prisoners in the head


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I guess nobody would blame you if you got caught either. Haha

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #88 on: March 29, 2013, 09:30:49 AM »
later,bro, have shift change at work 8)

Not sure if you've said before, what work do you do now? Did a criminal record affect your employment in Switzerland?

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #89 on: March 29, 2013, 10:32:20 AM »
they aren't more muscular, you guys have seen too many movies

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #90 on: March 29, 2013, 12:14:45 PM »

L M A O !

I guess nobody would blame you if you got caught either. Haha
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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #91 on: March 29, 2013, 12:22:58 PM »
i came off gear cold turkey straight into prison for couple months once, and i came out quite big anyway.

most shit food one could imagine, no gym, squating guys during the 1 hour daily walk.shoulder pressing the twinks , curling water filled bottles, side raises with the same bottles.dips on bed etc.

genetics.in prison the whaet gets separated from the chaff.

same for social skills,when theres no rules and youre already in there, it shows quickly who is loudmouth and whos not.



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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #92 on: March 29, 2013, 12:38:39 PM »
well, we....

have jobs where we SiT most the day.

when we're not sitting, we're laying down in our bunk watching tv/reading/writing.

get fed 3x/day starchy meals.

trade food we don't want for protein-foods (like egg's, chicken pieces, sausages, ect...)

smuggle powdered milk and powdered eggs from the kitchen.

eat 2-5 jars of peanut butter per week.

get rec-yard/weightlifting every day... twice on weekends.

........... so to recap, we #1 eat a lot of food #2 lay on our ass all day when we're not at work #3 train hard with freeweights 5-6 days a week.

soo.... Food + Rest = you grow... and usually so does your waistline.

now.... with prison, you have A LOT of guys who have GREAT GENETICS that would NEVER have known they had GREAT genetics for muscle, if they hadn't gone to prison and started lifting weights.

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #93 on: March 29, 2013, 02:41:32 PM »
No convict here, just not stupid.

How about having your freedom, possessions, loved ones taken away and being stuffed 4 to a cell where you will be spending your life for the next 5 years being told when you can eat, when to sleep and living in subhuman conditions ? Maybe that sounds like a good time to you, not me
less possessions equal less stress. Not having to pay bills and get to workout and sleep all day is not stressful at all.
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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #94 on: March 29, 2013, 02:49:29 PM »
HTexan is right. Prisoners do not suffer the type of stress that lowers testosterone - bills, kids, abnormal sleeping patterns, erratic diet etc.. However, they do suffer from the type of the stress that is proven to increase testosterone levels : heightened danger, heightened awareness,  fear of death, fight or flight response etc..
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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #95 on: March 29, 2013, 03:04:47 PM »
HTexan is right. Prisoners do not suffer the type of stress that lowers testosterone - bills, kids, abnormal sleeping patterns, erratic diet etc.. However, they do suffer from the type of the stress that is proven to increase testosterone levels : heightened danger, heightened awareness,  fear of death, fight or flight response etc..

Really...LOL.

Kids : you can't see your kids and will miss a huge part of their life, no stress there

Bills : you just lost your job and took 20 steps backwards in life...and your car, house and any other outstanding bills you have will go into default, and you will come out with nothing but fucked up credit.....no stress there.

Diet ; prison food is garbage

Sleep: the reason prisoners sleep so much if they are clinically depressed, because they know they are fucked.

You people really can't be this stupid...google "stressful life events"

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #96 on: March 29, 2013, 03:10:57 PM »
Actually what I posted is scientifically verified. I didn't say prisoners don't suffer from stress. I said that they suffer types of stress that are shown to increase testosterone as opposed to types that lower it. I suggest you do the Google searches, actually.
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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #97 on: March 29, 2013, 03:16:07 PM »
Actually what I posted is scientifically verified. I didn't say prisoners don't suffer from stress. I said that they suffer types of stress that are shown to increase testosterone as opposed to types that lower it. I suggest you do the Google searches, actually.

Increase by what ? .025 % ?   post these studies.

Prison is monumentally stressful, in a negative way.... people hang themselves when facing long jail terms.

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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #98 on: March 29, 2013, 03:16:13 PM »
Actually what I posted is scientifically verified. I didn't say prisoners don't suffer from stress. I said that they suffer types of stress that are shown to increase testosterone as opposed to types that lower it. I suggest you do the Google searches, actually.
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Re: How Prisoners Get So Muscular
« Reply #99 on: March 29, 2013, 03:47:27 PM »
Increase by what ? .025 % ?   post these studies.

Prison is monumentally stressful, in a negative way.... people hang themselves when facing long jail terms.

depends on what person you are

some prisoners cant deal with the prospect of being released

and commit any crime asap to get back to their beloved prison


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