Getbig, please help. What do I do?

[Archer77]

 

I dont know :/

Another thing to do is call her but don't leave a message.  When (if) she calls back don't answer and let her leave a message.  She should say her name-hopefully.

[Parker]

Nope, still no name. Have not talked to her today.

Who knows what the future will bring.

just call her Rose...because a Rose by any other name...
Today is nice out, you call up "Rose" for a picnic (if it is nice in your area) and discuss names...what they mean, and how it's very IMPORTANT to remember the other person's name. And the ensuing embarrassment it brings when you don't remember the other's name...halarity will ensue when you joke about not remembering ______name...

[King Shizzo]

Beta male of peace.

[Nirvana]

Do you remember what colour her eyes are?  

she's so full of shit that her eyes are brown

[BigCyp]

One I used many times with no suspicions is "How do you spell your name - is it just the regular spelling?"

Easy!

[Krankenstein]

What will he do if she said "B....I....G.....C.....Y. ...P"?

[Big Chiro Flex]

What will he do if she said "B....I....G.....C.....Y. ...P"?

I.W.H.I.

It's the right thing to do.

[King Shizzo]

One I used many times with no suspicions is "How do you spell your name - is it just the regular spelling?"

Easy!

Does that work on down syndrome chicks? Dah.....Dorrrrr..... Dahhhhhh.....potatoe.

[NotSure]

So I went on a date tonight. Well, I do not even know if I would call it a date. She just wanted to meet for coffee. I guess she was trying to feel me out.

I have been talking to her for about 10 days and we finally met today. One problem: I totally forgot her name, and she knows mine.

After 10 days of talking and a date, I think it would be bad if I asked her for her name. How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Your Friend,

SF1900

Bodybuilding Related...Who was a better bodybuilder, Ronnie Coleman or Dorian Yates?

Simple solution my friend. Introduce her to a friend of yours. Say "This is my friends XXXXX" and let her introduce herself.

[Tapeworm]

Steal her mailbox.

[Tapeworm]

Call her Betty.  If she objects just tell her this isn't gonna to work out.

[DroppingPlates]

First I thought this was another Anabolichalo posting  
Here are some suggestions,

1. Google her name indirectly by entering her email address, FB name or Getbig gimmick.
2. Focus on her person and speak the whole alphabet slowly (this works for me in many cases).
3. Follow her back home during your next date, and check the door plate.

Good luck, good fuck

[syntaxmachine]

You might be able to work around this by asking her what her middle name is or asking her if she was named after someone, like a grandmother or an aunt. ...she might reveal her name to you, if you are lucky.

What the f*ck are you on about?

Boy: Banking and Corporate Law? Nice. I didn't know Masters degrees in the U.K. were only one year...that must've been an intense period of study, I imagine?

Girl: blah blah blah (Boy feigns interest and attempts to communicate attraction via various subtle physical gyrations and prolonged eye contact)

Boy: Right...so...uh...WERE YOU NAMED AFTER YOUR GRANDMA?

Girl: 

Boy: Hah...I mean...uhm...*gulp* *Bead of sweat begins to form on forehead* What I mean is, uh....WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME AND DOES IT STAND IN ANY RELATION THAT MAY BE INTERESTING TO YOUR FIRST NAME?!

[Kahn.N.Singh]

How do I go about finding out her name without asking? Or should I just ask?

Just ask. Have her re-introduce herself and describe how she knows you. Explain to her that as your disease progresses, you’ll not only forget the names of your dates, you’ll eventually forget ever having known people with whom you are already familiar. Don’t worry about being embarrassed or any such thing. Be upfront and live for the present. In the fullness of time, you'll forget all about it. Good luck!

[King Shizzo]

Just ask. Have her re-introduce herself and describe how she knows you. Explain to her that as your disease progresses, you’ll not only forget the names of your dates, you’ll eventually forget ever having known people with whom you are already familiar. Don’t worry about being embarrassed or any such thing. Be upfront and live for the present. In the fullness of time, you forget all about it. Good luck!

Oh Kahn. Another brilliant gimmick (along with Syntax) that I will enjoy taking down. I have sat on the sidelines for too long. It is time for me to make my mark.

[Kahn.N.Singh]

Oh Kahn. Another brilliant gimmick (along with Syntax) that I will enjoy taking down. I have sat on the sidelines for too long. It is time for me to make my mark.

Oracle, I have offended thee? A thousand pardons, but I stand falsely accused. I am no gimmick, though I am indeed humbled by your adjectival qualification. I remind all that you are wise and I am but a poor, humble servant in the vineyards of Getbig. I shall make sacrifice in your name. May you find it acceptable.

[King Shizzo]

Oracle, I have offended thee? A thousand pardons, but I stand falsely accused. I am no gimmick, though I am indeed humbled by your adjectival qualification. I remind all that you are wise and I am but a poor, humble servant in the vinyards of Getbig. I shall make sacrifice in your name. May you find it acceptable.

As long as you sacrifice........Lulu. I grow tired of the lies. Either come to judgement or be sacrificed as the gimmick we know you are!

[Kahn.N.Singh]

As long as you sacrifice........Lulu. I grow tired of the lies. Either come to judgement or be sacrificed as the gimmick we know you are!

Oracle, your words cut deep. But your vision is blurred and your thoughts confused. Oracle, you know I value your judgment, but please put down the temple wine and retreat back to Delphi for some rest.   

[SF1900]

First I thought this was another Anabolichalo posting  
Here are some suggestions,

1. Google her name indirectly by entering her email address, FB name or Getbig gimmick.
2. Focus on her person and speak the whole alphabet slowly (this works for me in many cases).
3. Follow her back home during your next date, and check the door plate.

Good luck, good fuck

haha lol. It does sound like one of his posts 

#3 is creepy 

[King Shizzo]

Oracle, your words cut deep. But your vision is blurred and your thoughts confused. Oracle, you know I value your judgment, but please put down the temple wine and retreat back to Delphi for some rest.   

Your knowlege gives me great comfort, however I will not be distracted by a siren. You have untill sat. 11:59, to prove yourself. You are a great poster, but you do not have a face to a name. All will be judged.

[Maddy]

Your knowlege gives me great comfort, however I will not be distracted by a siren. You have untill sat. 11:59, to prove yourself. You are a great poster, but you do not have a face to a name. All will be judged.

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[DroppingPlates]

haha lol. It does sound like one of his posts 

#3 is creepy 

Dang, I meant after your date, to make it a little less creepy 

[King Shizzo]

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Examples.

[cephissus]

Your knowlege gives me great comfort, however I will not be distracted by a siren. You have untill sat. 11:59, to prove yourself. You are a great poster, but you do not have a face to a name. All will be judged.

kahn has actually posted a facepic tho...

What the f*ck are you on about?

Boy: Banking and Corporate Law? Nice. I didn't know Masters degrees in the U.K. were only one year...that must've been an intense period of study, I imagine?

Girl: blah blah blah (Boy feigns interest and attempts to communicate attraction via various subtle physical gyrations and prolonged eye contact)

Boy: Right...so...uh...WERE YOU NAMED AFTER YOUR GRANDMA?

Girl: 

Boy: Hah...I mean...uhm...*gulp* *Bead of sweat begins to form on forehead* What I mean is, uh....WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME AND DOES IT STAND IN ANY RELATION THAT MAY BE INTERESTING TO YOUR FIRST NAME?!

[King Shizzo]

kahn has actually posted a facepic tho...

Im not perfect, maybe I missed the post. Please show us the pic Kahn.