My mother in law has been doing 'spin classes' 3 x per week for the last three years, and has not changed shape in any way. She is still 20 pounds overweight, but luckily its mostly on her ass and boobs so I will continue to wank in the shower about it.
Attn. GetBig: I'm here, I'm queer, and I am ready to make statements.Yamcha. Out.
Welcome, here's a few tips: Knoogers not gay but pretends to beShizzo's gay but pretends not to beWiggs isn't Hebrew but pretends to beNone of us work out but most of us pretend toHTH
That sums it up pretty well.
Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!
Sneakers for this years Mr Olympia in Las Vegas k_o.brand_kickasso1 week agoAll done for 4 Time Mr. Olympia @philheath .. #bodybuilding #pose #fitness
Probably have a syringe hidden in the heel so you can inject insulin on time, every time.That way if you look like Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden, it's not cuz you're having an insulin depravation moment, you are Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden.Or dumb looking like him.
REally?So I could get a pair made with Basile and Goodrum on them with other getbig popular pics?Imagine sporting them at some bodybuilding expo...
Agreed. This is a ridiculous notion. I enjoy Navy Mike for his seeming to be so forthcoming in his posts, but he's can't possibly be very educated in the language arts.
He is dumb as a brick. That mouth of his is also ridiculous. Very stupid looking individual. Clearly mentally retarded.
Chopperider is so short, he takes a drill to the gloryhole to make a lower hole
I keep finding more photoshops in threads. Makes me wonder what their agenda is? Guys sharing photos behind the scenes to shop and have a laugh at! Schoolboy behaviour if done regularly.So Booty, what do you say about the title of this thread? Your silence speaks volumes. Change in latitude = change in attitude?
That photoshop of you kneeling and your balls falling out of your shorts is priceless. I laugh everytime. As for the title of the thread.... I gave Josh the idea. You see he ported in another thread about his cousin moving to Sydney to live with his Aussie girlfriend and I said that it could be us.
If you were bread you would be that soft flour dough bread. You are a racist red neck and absolutely repulsive.
Hahahaha........Not racist or a redneck, sweetheart.
I declined your friendship request on fb. It's bad enough seeing you on gb.
One of those ducks has a carp sucking it off, can you tell which one?
You clowns do know that Dubai is not in India, no?!?
We only know what we know and what we know would fill a pamphlet. Dubai...It's Schmoetopia! It's the land of fapportunity! It's like opening the door to your room at Motel 6 and suddenly finding yourself in Schmoetel 6ex! It's like going into the men's room at the Mirage and Kai is your washroom attendant handing out towels and buckets of ice! It's like going to see Cirque Du Soleil and finding out it's Cirque Du SoGay!It's like clicking your heels three times and saying, "There no place like No Homo"!
Haha
a squirter
That was the front row of the 2014 Olympia during callouts.
Baitollah Abbaspour who won his first pro show last year got realeased from hospital these days after several months in intensive care (almost died due to severe health issues).Lost some size too (regarding drugs are just the finishing touch etc.)
Hope he filled out his donor card and left those calves to Dennis Wolf.
injecting hormones and sucking on multiple dicks at one time is two different things
Getbig taught me there's some overlap.
choose only one between 1 - 5:1) Girlfriend sees your browsing history2) live one week in a caravan with Goodrum3) only water for 2 days. No food.4) watching 10 hours on Jason Genova videos5) being oiled up, both are naked, and tied closely to Shizzo's body for 2 hours
2 and 5 are the stuff of phantasmagoric nightmares. They are like you waking inside of a Kafkaesque YMCA steam room, where you're slapped on the behind by a short, pudgy accountant with a red boxing glove in one hand, and the White Towel of Fortune (WTF!) in the other. Feeling the living sting of the uncanny nightmare, you find that you must open one of two doors: an unenviable dilemma with a greased up zugzwang behind each move. There's no way around the choice: it's akin to being forced to journey between the Scylla of Kai’s cock and the Charybdis of Tbombz' ass. Either way, the term 'balls-deep' will apply in one way or another (all homo ). Trying to delay the inevitable, you yell out, "Someone get me off of this gay carousel on to Mrs. Navy_Mike!" And then, you must choose. I'll take 1.
I JUST LICKED MY MONITOR!! FOR REAL!
Bahahaha, probably tasted like your previous load of cum all dried up on the monitor, lol...
Wiggs is an intelligent guy that's realised he's fast approaching 40 and cannot rise above being a hospital security guard. He didn't like his reality so he invented a new one. Like the proverbial 40yo old leaving the wife and buying a Ferrari. Wiggs doesn't have a wife to leave nor money to buy a car, so now him and his 'people' are lost tribes from the mythical land of Israel, cast out by a jealous God to wander the Earth slinging crack and doing the odd drive-by until the find their way home again.And that's ok. You're allowed to change a reality you don't like. A few YouTube videos, an obscure book or two and you can do exactly the same!
DLB
good lord that really could be her lol
I was at the variety store yesterday leafing through the current Muscular Development. I must say I am pleased with the current look and direction of the magazine. Felt good in my hands. Big improvement over the last decade of bloat. Blechman and friends are doing a fine job. (As is David Pecker over at Flex). I will look for a good deal on a Muscular Development subscription.
yes i too am pleased theyre still in business putting that magazine out there, where as getbig never even tried a magazine always played it safe with this lame msg board... why not put out a glossy magazine with glorious pictures after all ron is a photographer? but no, no... no ambition whatsoever. just upload pictures on the net... where is the artistic ambition here? there is none.doesnt the work of ironmeister etc belong in a printed edition? of course it does. would rembrandt be happy with a digital painting ? of course not.
What are you talking about???
Moses would have came down off Mount Sinai with 10 Weider Principles...
We would all be speaking German right now I will tell you that much.
Teutonic Knight would've told Der Fuerher not to invade Russia, whilst muscleman2013 would've strongly concurred. They would have them high fived, and done side by side back double bis in a show of Slavic-Teutonic cooperation.
one of the 10 commandments would be this:9. Thou shall not make for yourselves idols carved from plastic, and exchange thine kidneys for it.
Shizzo would have died 2 days after prohibition was enforced.
Brand new Bentley, bought for cash - Time for Phil to get a more expensive one
I never understood the point of expensive cars
When you get behind the wheel of your first lambo you would get it.
Lambo? You couldn't even settle a $100 bet.
Doing squats to build the wheels today!