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Re: Best Getbig quotes and pictures from 2013 - 2015.
« Reply #3350 on: June 01, 2015, 06:45:38 AM »
Re: Women and training FAILURE

My mother in law has been doing 'spin classes' 3 x per week for the last three years, and has not changed shape in any way. She is still 20 pounds overweight, but luckily its mostly on her ass and boobs so I will continue to wank in the shower about it.

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« Reply #3351 on: June 01, 2015, 01:08:55 PM »
Re: Hi, I'm new!

Attn. GetBig: I'm here, I'm queer, and I am ready to make statements.

Yamcha. Out.  8)


Welcome, here's a few tips:
Knoogers not gay but pretends to be
Shizzo's gay but pretends not to be
Wiggs isn't Hebrew but pretends to be
None of us work out but most of us pretend to

HTH
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That sums it up pretty well.

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« Reply #3353 on: June 03, 2015, 12:24:18 PM »
Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?

Best thing that could have happened. I'm happy for Navy_Mike, this is un malheur heureux, a happy misfortune. Navy_Mike's marriage, while still on course toward titanic ruination, has been thrown a temporary lifeline (which, following a crude, back-of-envelope estimation should be about as long as it will take Tbombz to relapse to buggery – which shouldn't be too long now: because while Jesus saves, the Assbunny craves). From my leather armchair, I get the sense that deep within his subconscious Navy_Mike is basking in his wife's dispiriting failure. He's giggling with hidden delight. Of course, he'd never admit this because his conscious thoughts would find these feelings too disturbing, which is why he's not aware of them. But we know better than Navy_Mike; especially, SF 1900, True Adonis, and Che. For example, it's abundantly clear to all that Navy_Mike lacks implicit self-esteem, which, tiny as it is, would have been excruciatingly crushed even more had his wife placed well, or, Arnold forbid, won a pro card. In other words, Navy_Mike's ham-n-eggy self-awareness as a competitive bodybuilder would have been felt even more acutely had his wife ascended to an echelon that he can only fantasize of reaching. Navy_Mike, if you read this, know that Getbig breathes a collective sigh of relief for your connubial wellbeing. Though you are still destined-to-be-better-dealt-by-wifey, it won't be this week. Rejoice!

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« Reply #3354 on: June 04, 2015, 06:05:52 AM »
Re: Custom Made 1 of 1 special edition Phil Heath .......

Sneakers for this years Mr Olympia in Las Vegas

k_o.brand_kickasso
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All done for 4 Time Mr. Olympia @philheath .. #bodybuilding #pose #fitness





Probably have a syringe hidden in the heel so you can inject insulin on time, every time.

That way if you look like Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden, it's not cuz you're having an insulin depravation moment, you are Shawn "Sleepy" Rhoden.

Or dumb looking like him.


REally?
So I could get a pair made with Basile and Goodrum on them with other getbig popular pics?

Imagine sporting them at some bodybuilding expo...

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« Reply #3355 on: June 04, 2015, 06:42:27 AM »
Agreed. This is a ridiculous notion.

I enjoy Navy Mike for his seeming to be so forthcoming in his posts, but he's can't possibly be very educated in the language arts.


He is dumb as a brick.  That mouth of his is also ridiculous.  Very stupid looking individual.  Clearly mentally retarded.

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« Reply #3356 on: June 04, 2015, 08:03:45 AM »


Not quite bunny suit level but definite top tier getbig material

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« Reply #3357 on: June 05, 2015, 02:58:14 AM »
Chopperider is so short, he takes a drill to the gloryhole to make a lower hole

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« Reply #3358 on: June 05, 2015, 06:56:28 AM »
I keep finding more photoshops in threads. Makes me wonder what their agenda is? Guys sharing photos behind the scenes to shop and have a laugh at! Schoolboy behaviour if done regularly.

So Booty, what do you say about the title of this thread? Your silence speaks volumes. Change in latitude = change in attitude?



That photoshop of you kneeling and your balls falling out of your shorts is priceless. I laugh everytime.  :D  As for the title of the thread.... I gave Josh the idea. You see he ported in another thread about his cousin moving to Sydney to live with his Aussie girlfriend and I said that it could be us.

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« Reply #3359 on: June 06, 2015, 01:11:06 AM »
Re: Im Moving to Australia to live with Booty

If you were bread you would be that soft flour dough bread.  You are a racist red neck and absolutely repulsive.


Hahahaha........Not racist or a redneck, sweetheart.


I declined your friendship request on fb. It's bad enough seeing you on gb.

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« Reply #3360 on: June 06, 2015, 02:27:47 AM »
Re: Random pics



One of those ducks has a carp sucking it off, can you tell which one?

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« Reply #3361 on: June 07, 2015, 10:32:37 AM »
Re: RIP - IFBB Pro Feras Saied - 2015 IFBB Cal - 2nd place

You clowns do know that Dubai is not in India, no?!? ???



We only know what we know and what we know would fill a pamphlet.  Dubai...

It's Schmoetopia!  It's the land of fapportunity!  It's like opening the door to your room at Motel 6 and suddenly finding yourself in Schmoetel 6ex!  It's like going into the men's room at the Mirage and Kai is  your washroom attendant handing out towels and buckets of ice!  It's like going to see Cirque Du Soleil and finding out it's Cirque Du SoGay!

It's like clicking your heels three times and saying, "There no place like No Homo"!   ;D

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« Reply #3362 on: June 07, 2015, 11:54:07 PM »
Re: How did Navy Mike's wife do at the Jr USA (bikini div)?

Haha




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« Reply #3363 on: June 10, 2015, 01:51:07 AM »
Re: so apparently ants like cum

a squirter




That was the front row of the 2014 Olympia during callouts.

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« Reply #3364 on: June 11, 2015, 06:04:38 AM »
Re: Another PRO almost kicked the bucket!

Baitollah Abbaspour who won his first pro show last year got realeased from hospital these days after several months in intensive care (almost died due to severe health issues).

Lost some size too (regarding drugs are just the finishing touch etc.)









Hope he filled out his donor card and left those calves to Dennis Wolf.

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« Reply #3365 on: June 11, 2015, 01:53:35 PM »
injecting hormones and sucking on multiple dicks at one time is two different things


Getbig taught me there's some overlap.

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« Reply #3366 on: June 12, 2015, 11:07:59 AM »
Re: Which option would be worst for you?

choose only one between 1 - 5:

1) Girlfriend sees your browsing history

2) live one week in a caravan with Goodrum

3) only water for 2 days. No food.

4) watching 10 hours on Jason Genova videos

5) being oiled up, both are naked, and tied closely to Shizzo's body for 2 hours


2 and 5 are the stuff of phantasmagoric nightmares. They are like you waking inside of a Kafkaesque YMCA steam room, where you're slapped on the behind by a short, pudgy accountant with a red boxing glove in one hand, and the White Towel of Fortune (WTF!) in the other. Feeling the living sting of the uncanny nightmare, you find that you must open one of two doors: an unenviable dilemma with a greased up zugzwang behind each move. There's no way around the choice: it's akin to being forced to journey between the Scylla of Kai’s cock and the Charybdis of Tbombz' ass. Either way, the term 'balls-deep' will apply in one way or another (all homo :-X). Trying to delay the inevitable, you yell out, "Someone get me off of this gay carousel on to Mrs. Navy_Mike!" And then, you must choose. 

I'll take 1.

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« Reply #3367 on: June 12, 2015, 12:51:01 PM »
Re: WYHI - Big Mike Cox style


I JUST LICKED MY MONITOR!!  FOR REAL!

Bahahaha, probably tasted like your previous load of cum all dried up on the monitor, lol...

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« Reply #3369 on: June 13, 2015, 09:03:33 AM »
Re: Which Getbigger has regressed the most? (please vote ! )

Wiggs is an intelligent guy that's realised he's fast approaching 40 and cannot rise above being a hospital security guard. He didn't like his reality so he invented a new one. Like the proverbial 40yo old leaving the wife and buying a Ferrari. Wiggs doesn't have a wife to leave nor money to buy a car, so now him and his 'people' are lost tribes from the mythical land of Israel, cast out by a jealous God to wander the Earth slinging crack and doing the odd drive-by until the find their way home again.

And that's ok. You're allowed to change a reality you don't like. A few YouTube videos, an obscure book or two and you can do exactly the same!


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« Reply #3371 on: June 14, 2015, 09:08:36 AM »
Muscular Development Magazine's current direction

I was at the variety store yesterday leafing through the current Muscular Development. I must say I am pleased with the current look and direction of the magazine. Felt good in my hands. Big improvement over the last decade of bloat. Blechman and friends are doing a fine job. (As is David Pecker over at Flex). I will look for a good deal on a Muscular Development subscription.

yes i too am pleased theyre still in business putting that magazine out there, where as getbig never even tried a magazine always played it safe with this lame msg board... why not put out a glossy magazine with glorious pictures after all ron is a photographer? but no, no... no ambition whatsoever. just upload pictures on the net... where is the artistic ambition here? there is none.

doesnt the work of ironmeister etc belong in a printed edition? of course it does. would rembrandt be happy with a digital painting ? of course not.

What are you talking about???

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« Reply #3372 on: June 16, 2015, 12:41:08 AM »
Re: How would key events in history be different if Getbiggers were there?

Moses would have came down off Mount Sinai with 10 Weider Principles...


We would all be speaking German right now I will tell you that much.


Teutonic Knight would've told Der Fuerher not to invade Russia, whilst muscleman2013 would've strongly concurred. They would have them high fived, and done side by side back double bis in a show of Slavic-Teutonic cooperation.


one of the 10 commandments would be this:

9. Thou shall not make for yourselves idols carved from plastic, and exchange thine kidneys for it.


Shizzo would have died 2 days after prohibition was enforced.

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« Reply #3373 on: June 17, 2015, 02:47:46 AM »
Re: RUHL's new ride!

Brand new Bentley, bought for cash - Time for Phil to get a more expensive one 8)




I never understood the point of expensive cars


When you get behind the wheel of your first lambo you would get it.


Lambo? You couldn't even settle a $100 bet.

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« Reply #3374 on: June 17, 2015, 11:38:31 AM »
Re: ASK Mr TAIWAN? Q&A Thread

Doing squats to build the wheels today!