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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: The straightest Kevin Levrone guest posing ever

Or Gayest

I don't care what anybody says, no man has ever looked better

E

Good ol' Earl. Stand by your man.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Thanks for all the homo guys 

Army of One oh brother, you are a bitter sad man  Where on earth do you get the idea that I am not the 'Original BigCyp' I even posted a picture with a post it note on my head, with something written on it that Princess L specifically requested - what more do I need to do, come round and fuck your mum again with a post it on my cock?

Breakfast of Champions

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Do you have anyone to talk to?

I find it easier just to live in denial.

I put up posters of famous bodybuilders on my walls and they've almost become like dear friends to me.

Some days I turn to them for support and we end up talking for hours.

Fuck me! When did this place become a festering ball of oestrogen? Please, let's get back to talking about Phil Heath's lack of width, Piana's wig or some good old racism.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: If Getbig had an official fragrance, what would it be called?

My choice.

TERMITE....for men who enjoy wood in their mouth.

Just Pulled Out

Eau de Schmoe

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: WINNING!!! 

That's all I got to say today.....

Planning on proposing to Vissy?

He's with someone else.  I'm playing Assassin's Creed.

It's amazing what you get when you type in Melvin Goodrum on the internets.

[thegamechanger]

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Getbigger Has No Idea Friends Think of Him To Keep Their Lives In Perspective

Friends and coworkers of local bodybuilder Vince Goodrum confirmed Wednesday that whenever they feel discouraged or depressed, they need only think of their 38-year-old acquaintance to put everything back into perspective, a fact to which Vince, by all accounts, remains completely oblivious.

According to sources, Vince is unaware that each of his friends bring his burnt-to-a-crisp visage to mind when facing personal obstacles, relationship troubles, or a general sense of dissatisfaction with their lives, using the unmarried, trailer-dwelling troglodyte as a valuable reminder that they should be grateful for what they have.

“If I have a rough day at work, or my girl and I get into a fight, I can always take a step back and be thankful that I’m not in Vince's shoes,” longtime getbigger Chaos said of Vince, who reportedly lives by himself, eats Ramen noodles with mayonnaise every night, and spends his weekends collecting coupons. “It really helps put my problems into context. All I have to do is PM him and listen to him talk about the latest Caliber Nutrition product -- fermented goat jizz for massive gainz or some such -- or some new digital currency investment scheme he read about online, and I realize that I’m actually in pretty good shape.”

“Just thinking about Vince helps me remember how truly lucky I am,” Chaos continued.



As verified by multiple sources, with his dead-end careers, lack of personal interests, and the frequency with which he still photographs himself shirtless in a delusional stupor, Vince has for numerous years unknowingly enhanced the self-esteem of almost everyone who knows him. Indeed, Vince's acquaintances claimed that frustrations and anxieties concerning their own financial woes, health issues, and other difficulties invariably melt away simply by picturing Vince sitting in his unadorned trailer, getting anally gaped by a cross-eyed cross dresser of peace.

“I’ve had days where I feel just about ready to give up, but all it takes to get out of my funk is for Vince to show up with that faint old cheese odor and herpes sores of his, take out a stack of 5% off coupons out of his trench coat pocket, and spend an hour in line figuring out how he'll afford the groceries, and I feel a lot better about myself,” said local resident Fitness Frenzy, who explained that taking a few seconds to consider Vince's day-to-day existence has helped him surmount dozens of periods of despondency and self-doubt.

When reached for comment, Vince told reporters that while he’s endured his share of difficulties in recent years, he appreciates having so many people in his social circle who take an active interest in his life.

“My friends are really amazing; they make a big effort to keep in touch. I usually get a call or PM from them at least once a day, and they’re always really interested to hear me talk about my new bee pollen formula or latest competition plans. I can talk about whatever’s going on in my life with them, which is great.”

Syntaxmachine!!!

Talking, psychotropic, and electroconvulsive treatments have nothing on "The Feel-Goodrum" – the ultimate therapy for all manner of unpleasant blues.

To wit: Getbiggers no doubt have in mind how the awesome power of The Feel-Goodrum was expressed by Michel Foucault (who died of "Tbombz' Disease") in his memorable rendering of Robert-François Damiens' (aka 'Damiens the regicide') execution in Discipline and Punish. Recall that Damiens felt compelled to make a formal apology (une amende honorable) to make up for his crime of trying to kill King Louis XV. Soon after the public apology, Damiens' flesh was stripped bit by bit with red-hot pincers, molten lead and boiling oil were poured into his open wounds, and he was to be quartered by horses, but, new to the task of the grand guignol, they failed. Subsequently, Damiens' arms and legs were hacked at their joints to make the horses' jobs easier. Before the merciful coup de grâce, a clergyman was called from the crowd to offer solace to the tortured man. Damiens, a torn and bloody mess, but still conscious, whispered to the priest, "Father, at least I'm not Goodrum." Legend has it that a wide smile was last seen on his face before the horses tore him apart.

"Standing before the gallows, with only a few seconds of life left before him, Sidney Carton said, "It is a far, far better thing not to be Goodrum." – from Charles Dickens, Goodrum's Side-Chest: A Tale of Two-Titties, p. 329.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I got my haircut by a milf this morning.  I put my two fingers out, resting my hand upside down on my knee.  Not sure if she knew it was my fingers she was grinding on, but it was nice.

 

I get a boner when I'm getting a haircut all the time.    Makes the dude mad uncomfortable.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: What is your net worth?

I've put all my funds into a white towel venture in Uganda. will let you know how that goes.

It's easy to talk the talk.

I actually went to Uganda a couple of months back and fulfilled my lifelong ambition.

[BigCyp]

Hahaha I hated that fucking car.

Well at least the handwriting still matches the 'BigCyp imposter' 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Hahaha I hated that fucking car.

Well at least the handwriting still matches the 'BigCyp imposter' 

What was wrong with it?

[BigCyp]

What was wrong with it?

Bought it for the wife, who kept going on about her friend's A4. So I traded in a beautiful black E Class, and got her the A4 Black edition in the picture. It's not a horrible car, but the interior feautures, the space inside the car, added extras etc were a massive downgrade.

Within 6 months the Mrs was moaning that she really misses how 'classy' her Merc was compared to the A4 so I picked her up a new C Class instead (I'm sure I posted a picture of the C Class in the pic thread on the UK Board).

[Skorp1o]

(I'm sure I posted a picture of the C Class in the pic thread on the UK Board).

You did, but we were more interested in your Mrs arse in tight jeans walking by the car.

[FitnessFrenzy]

You did, but we were more interested in your Mrs arse in tight jeans walking by the car.

Parker would be more interested in the car.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: training with mister o...

Is that Mike's "girlfriend"?

No that's actually  Arnold Schwarzenegger.  I think a lot of people  are making this assumption because he's holding the leashed dog.

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Has Getbig changed your daily life?

[muscleman-2013]

FAIL

The  name of your upcoming autobiography?

[DroppingPlates]

Quoting yourself here is double fail

[DroppingPlates]

Re: Getbigger Scott Storch is broke has a $100 bucks in cash left

You see this more in the last several decades because now people who aren't necessarily very smart are becoming millionaires pretty much overnight.

It used to be that only smart businessmen became very wealthy, and it was usually a slow process. And they generally taught their offspring how to handle such wealth. Of course there have always been "idiot sons".

Nowadays, you have kids just out of high school signing multi-million dollar contracts to play ball, plus endorsements, etc. As we all know it often doesn't end well. That goes for various professions in the "entertainment" industries as well.

http://www.wyattresearch.com/article/five-reasons-professional-athletes-go-broke/

[Dave D]

Re: training with mister o...

Thanks FF.

Making this list is the Getbig equivalent of being on Oscar Schindler's list.

I'm honored.

[Automation]

Quoting yourself here is double fail

[FitnessFrenzy]

Thanks FF.

Making this list is the Getbig equivalent of being on Oscar Schindler's list.

I'm honored.

I only continue posting in this thread because of all the positive feedback I get from you guys. If you didn't like this thread, I wouldn't bother.

I also try to be as objective and non-biased as I can, and I will add posts from Shizzo, Basile, Goodrum or whoever has made a good, interesting or funny post.  
DroppingPlates also makes a lot of solid contributions to this thread.

[DroppingPlates]

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: JP Fux looking healthy

Would still score well in clubs.

The IFBB reaper will return to claim a kidney at least.  Broken knees aren't enough.