In Japan some mothers jerk off their sons so they stop thinking about girls and concentrate on school work.
That's nothing. In America, some fathers jerk off their Getbigger sons so they stop thinking about oiled up muscle men and concentrate on avoiding work.
I had to shoot a mountain lion that was stalking me a couple of decades ago when I was out hiking alone in L.A. I tried several times to scare it away but it kept coming back. Because they are a protected species they have lost all fear of humans. These are ambush predators and it was stalking me from the back and was camouflage and blended well into the environment. It got pretty close and if I didn't know I was being stalked I wouldn't have noticed.After that unfortunate incident, in addition to my 586 Smith and Wesson .357. I also carried a pellet gun that hopefully would give a decent amount of sting to chase it off. Despite it's appearance and ferocity, mountain lions don't put up the amount of a fight that you think it would and have heard countless stories of how people have fought them off unarmed. If I had know this at the time I would have charged it with a stick (gun still in hand of course) to attempt to scare it off and make it realize that I would not be an easy kill. Of course, I always keep a four inch tanto on me which would help fighting off a cougar if it came to that. I really didn't want to kill it. They are really beautiful and magnificent animals when you see them in the wild. All the big cats are.
I was once set up on a date with a pretty Italian woman who seemed to look in fairly decent physical shape. She had two kids from a previous marriage. We got along really well and after a few dates, it was go time for sex. Once those clothes came off and she spread her legs for entry, I noticed the nastiest stretch marks below her belly that I had ever seen. It was just absolutely vile looking. Looked like a gathering of white vertical bulbous earthworms strewn together in a sloppy mess. I was gassed up on testosterone so I fucked her anyway. That would be the first and last time.
Everytime I see an imbecile in the gym wearing shirts with this type of slogan (some idiots even have this slogan tattood on their forearms), I really shake my head at the irony and tragic stupidity. A more accurate slogan would be: "Muscles are temporary, organ, skeletal and nerve damage are forever"I wonder if there is a market for such t-shirts tho
"Money is temporary, G4P is forever"
Halo was temporary, but gimmicks are forever
Wacky world!Quote from: Fortress on November 26, 2020, 07:16:38 PMAnd you’re one of the (not good) freaks. You suck trouser snakes, you gross, soggy cum-guzzling toolbox.
And you’re one of the (not good) freaks. You suck trouser snakes, you gross, soggy cum-guzzling toolbox.
I'm dying from laughter here! The "Goodrum Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, wants to help others achieve financial stability and acquiring wealth, something that the "founder" of the "Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, has never achieved himself?Seriously, you have tips like "store eggs frozen for a few months" and "buy a sack of lentils, cook them 3 a time in a teaspoon of your salty tears and enjoy tasty savings!" your readers will be well on their way to a stable and secure financial future full of gourmet treats.
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I thought about asking you to be on my buddy list for Christmas. However, I was tempered by the fact that you would probably want to have sex with me. No means NO!
LOL!Well, Thanks for the thought anyway. I appreciate it. NO HOMO.
Quote from: indie-lad on January 02, 2021, 07:25:57 PMIt's hard for me to have any pity for these girls. Sure, they probably have messed up past lives to able to get to the casting couch, but their lust for fame and attention is what drives them. They are so cracked that they never look at the long term effects of their actions and will degrade themselves to the upmost to get there. That older blonde complained about the shit on Rocco's dick, but she still sucked it. Good for her, that's her legacy. Let them get what they deserve.While there are a few good women out there, the majority of them are gone. And I can say this as a fact because in the last five years I've been traveling all around the world among thousands of people from all walks of life; rich and poor. From what I've seen in this social media hypnotized world of today, it's mostly the women who have lost their way. I must say, I agree with Matt on his perspective of them. Like it or not, most of us are better off without them. Beauty and lust is a tough persuasion, I get it. But when I see strong men who had it all, on a ledge wondering how their lives got so out of control because of their wives or girlfriends, I'm telling you, it isn't worth it. Jerk off, go to bed and see the sun in the morning with freedom in the air as a single. You'll thank yourself for it in the long run.
It's hard for me to have any pity for these girls. Sure, they probably have messed up past lives to able to get to the casting couch, but their lust for fame and attention is what drives them. They are so cracked that they never look at the long term effects of their actions and will degrade themselves to the upmost to get there. That older blonde complained about the shit on Rocco's dick, but she still sucked it. Good for her, that's her legacy. Let them get what they deserve.While there are a few good women out there, the majority of them are gone. And I can say this as a fact because in the last five years I've been traveling all around the world among thousands of people from all walks of life; rich and poor. From what I've seen in this social media hypnotized world of today, it's mostly the women who have lost their way. I must say, I agree with Matt on his perspective of them. Like it or not, most of us are better off without them. Beauty and lust is a tough persuasion, I get it. But when I see strong men who had it all, on a ledge wondering how their lives got so out of control because of their wives or girlfriends, I'm telling you, it isn't worth it. Jerk off, go to bed and see the sun in the morning with freedom in the air as a single. You'll thank yourself for it in the long run.
Lastly...the speed I type has been confirmed to be faster than that of Stephen King in his prime. I need to record myself typing one day and post the video so that everyone here sees for themselves.It would blow your mind. And the speed I speak - Eminem is the only human being I know who can speak faster than me. And the speed I think for that matter.
You are a mentally deranged sad old lonely fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life. You posted about 50 times yesterday and all of them were moronic cut & paste stupidity. You interject yourself into every topic and are clueless at how much you’re truly despised by other members. You are a mentally deranged sad soggy old queer who raised a brood of white trash. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life. The only difference between you and Shizzo is the type of alcohol bottle you suck on every night. You are a mentally deranged lying narcissistic fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life.
Primemuscle in a nutsack.
I'm not dead...but I'm spiritually dead. From a POS woman I was seeking in 2018, to a wonderful woman I was seeing in 2019 until this past August who miscarried what would have been my fourth child four days before my birthday last year, to this COVID hysteria which I have zero reason to believe will end, short of a social uprising [which could very well end up being coopted, and exploited in the same way that COVID itself has been exploited], to police and lawyers who don't even understand the law, to being in the biggest recession since The Great Depression...
Your first mistake is thinking Getbig is real, it’s not, get off the internet and go live your life. Only you can solve your problems, stop blaming others for the situation you’re in.Stop soliciting for, and taking advice from, the dregs of society. Do you really want to make life choices based on the advice of a soggy old queer?This thread is nothing more than a thinly veiled cry for attention, stop whining and start acting like a man.
Even if Big Sean hasn’t slurped a cack or bent over for a phag he’s still got honorary AIDS.
I have a big cock.I fuck loads of girls.I fuck men with cocks removed (but thats not a deal breaker)I have big arms.Im always ripped.I can pull off a girls t-shirt (wearing it I mean) Im gorgeous.Signed GalenikoThread end
Since when does having every member of Getbig think you’re a disgusting, perverted, senile, soggy old queer pedo constitute owning real estate in someone’s mind ?Your fucked up coping mechanisms suggest that there is something seriously wrong with you and your life choices.
here knock yourself out with this oneI let a guy blow me once--yes knowinglywho gives a shit? Doesnt affect your life does it?
LMFAO. 19 days into the new year and you are a lock for Comeback Getbigger of the Year!
Jane vs Josh wow wish I could sell tickets for this one. Surely one for the ages, King Kong vs Godzilla would be on the undercard with this as the main event. Good vs evil or just bad-ass vs bad-ass? Jane the avenging angel, she scalped Xfactor and Primemuscle in one fell swoop. Josh the Pennywise of getbig, a man who has made more unwanted phone calls than the entire double-glazing industry. Then there is the whole dick-sucking thing and does it matter? Yes? No? What do the fans think? Ps no Shizzo you can't be special guest referee. You are a jobber, a ham and egger. You are the pasty, fat slob that gets annihilated in three moves. Know your role.
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about unless of course the chick was Roseann Barr I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.I`d brag abut that shit and shout it from the fucking hilltops forever.
Galeniko is such a good poster that he can admit to wearing shirts intended for homosexuals half his age and having volitional sex with transvestites and suffer no negative repercussions whatsoever.
Matt is probably ok in real life just extremely awkward online. In addition to being Thunderbay’s richest small property owner he is also the strongest sub 200 pound narcissist in the Province. He’s a borderline autistic and one of the top 7 fastest typers in the world. He’s also proud of his race, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but is not fond of other ethnicity’s. Matt has struggled finding sustainable long term love from a woman but it hasn’t prevented him from fathering several children out of wedlock. It’s fair to say he’s not a traditionalist and that he walks to the beat of his own drum. The covid lockdown has really done a number on his mental health, to the point that he’s heavily invested in American politics to an extreme level (see Kwon for a reference point) and he is now smoking a cigarette or 2 a week just for stress relief and mental clarity.He’s eccentric with challenges yes but not mentally retarded.Also in the future please refrain form using the R word. It makes you look like a hypocrite.
