Dīckotomyby Edgar Allen Hoe (a poem from the unpublished "drawer" manuscripts) IIt was some or many a year ago, In a forum parts crazy :: funny, That a creature there wrote whom you came to know By the name of the Ass Bunny; In his furry attire, was but one desire To be reamed, to be creamed, As he beamed while he screamed, "Fuck me, fuck me, fuh huck meee!" IIThen we saw with wide eyes the Ass Bunny's cries, When he turned to Christianity,No more progress pics or lust for big dicks From his home or the penitentiary;The former man whore deigned to sin no more, By casting out demons, eschewing men's semenFrom Heaven above, h'was made good through His love! Or was he? IIIFor the moon never beams, without bringing him dreams, Of the cocks that filled him with glee, For the stars always rise, harking back his eyes, To that addict and tweak, to that costumed freak,With a hole in his seat, horny tricks at his feet, Of the once, of the great, of the reprobate,Glory*holy*ous Ass Bunny
From the gym to the sales floor -."Put that creatine down, creatine's for closers"
Hahaha - legit reference Always Be Closing Squatting
Perhaps vince really wanted to keep his disgusting shameful faggotry a secret and still resents keith for bringing it to getbigs attention
That wasn't Keith , that was Vissy stupid friends Derrick and Robin contacting Billy Guns wanting help stabbing me in the back to break up our relationship. Derrick was staying in a room in the trailer and went through my computer. Both of them are fortunate that they still have their teeth and spine...threw Dare-bear's ass out the house
Primemuscle is doubting you have an 8 inch kielbasa. Can you put him in his place?
Me, Adonis, Squad, and a few others raided his sex channel one time and roasted him when he was naked...it was about 6 inches...average....noth ing special
Posting to avoid a jago thread, which I don't read
You stole Jagoffs thunder. Im sure he will start an all caps thread anyways.
Yep, he got up at 5:52 AM to try to sneak it, but I was ready
In Japan some mothers jerk off their sons so they stop thinking about girls and concentrate on school work.
That's nothing. In America, some fathers jerk off their Getbigger sons so they stop thinking about oiled up muscle men and concentrate on avoiding work.
I had to shoot a mountain lion that was stalking me a couple of decades ago when I was out hiking alone in L.A. I tried several times to scare it away but it kept coming back. Because they are a protected species they have lost all fear of humans. These are ambush predators and it was stalking me from the back and was camouflage and blended well into the environment. It got pretty close and if I didn't know I was being stalked I wouldn't have noticed.After that unfortunate incident, in addition to my 586 Smith and Wesson .357. I also carried a pellet gun that hopefully would give a decent amount of sting to chase it off. Despite it's appearance and ferocity, mountain lions don't put up the amount of a fight that you think it would and have heard countless stories of how people have fought them off unarmed. If I had know this at the time I would have charged it with a stick (gun still in hand of course) to attempt to scare it off and make it realize that I would not be an easy kill. Of course, I always keep a four inch tanto on me which would help fighting off a cougar if it came to that. I really didn't want to kill it. They are really beautiful and magnificent animals when you see them in the wild. All the big cats are.
I was once set up on a date with a pretty Italian woman who seemed to look in fairly decent physical shape. She had two kids from a previous marriage. We got along really well and after a few dates, it was go time for sex. Once those clothes came off and she spread her legs for entry, I noticed the nastiest stretch marks below her belly that I had ever seen. It was just absolutely vile looking. Looked like a gathering of white vertical bulbous earthworms strewn together in a sloppy mess. I was gassed up on testosterone so I fucked her anyway. That would be the first and last time.
Everytime I see an imbecile in the gym wearing shirts with this type of slogan (some idiots even have this slogan tattood on their forearms), I really shake my head at the irony and tragic stupidity. A more accurate slogan would be: "Muscles are temporary, organ, skeletal and nerve damage are forever"I wonder if there is a market for such t-shirts tho
"Money is temporary, G4P is forever"
Halo was temporary, but gimmicks are forever
Wacky world!Quote from: Fortress on November 26, 2020, 07:16:38 PMAnd you’re one of the (not good) freaks. You suck trouser snakes, you gross, soggy cum-guzzling toolbox.
And you’re one of the (not good) freaks. You suck trouser snakes, you gross, soggy cum-guzzling toolbox.
I'm dying from laughter here! The "Goodrum Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, wants to help others achieve financial stability and acquiring wealth, something that the "founder" of the "Group", which is just some dude living in a used cardboard box, has never achieved himself?Seriously, you have tips like "store eggs frozen for a few months" and "buy a sack of lentils, cook them 3 a time in a teaspoon of your salty tears and enjoy tasty savings!" your readers will be well on their way to a stable and secure financial future full of gourmet treats.
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I thought about asking you to be on my buddy list for Christmas. However, I was tempered by the fact that you would probably want to have sex with me. No means NO!
LOL!Well, Thanks for the thought anyway. I appreciate it. NO HOMO.
Quote from: indie-lad on January 02, 2021, 07:25:57 PMIt's hard for me to have any pity for these girls. Sure, they probably have messed up past lives to able to get to the casting couch, but their lust for fame and attention is what drives them. They are so cracked that they never look at the long term effects of their actions and will degrade themselves to the upmost to get there. That older blonde complained about the shit on Rocco's dick, but she still sucked it. Good for her, that's her legacy. Let them get what they deserve.While there are a few good women out there, the majority of them are gone. And I can say this as a fact because in the last five years I've been traveling all around the world among thousands of people from all walks of life; rich and poor. From what I've seen in this social media hypnotized world of today, it's mostly the women who have lost their way. I must say, I agree with Matt on his perspective of them. Like it or not, most of us are better off without them. Beauty and lust is a tough persuasion, I get it. But when I see strong men who had it all, on a ledge wondering how their lives got so out of control because of their wives or girlfriends, I'm telling you, it isn't worth it. Jerk off, go to bed and see the sun in the morning with freedom in the air as a single. You'll thank yourself for it in the long run.
It's hard for me to have any pity for these girls. Sure, they probably have messed up past lives to able to get to the casting couch, but their lust for fame and attention is what drives them. They are so cracked that they never look at the long term effects of their actions and will degrade themselves to the upmost to get there. That older blonde complained about the shit on Rocco's dick, but she still sucked it. Good for her, that's her legacy. Let them get what they deserve.While there are a few good women out there, the majority of them are gone. And I can say this as a fact because in the last five years I've been traveling all around the world among thousands of people from all walks of life; rich and poor. From what I've seen in this social media hypnotized world of today, it's mostly the women who have lost their way. I must say, I agree with Matt on his perspective of them. Like it or not, most of us are better off without them. Beauty and lust is a tough persuasion, I get it. But when I see strong men who had it all, on a ledge wondering how their lives got so out of control because of their wives or girlfriends, I'm telling you, it isn't worth it. Jerk off, go to bed and see the sun in the morning with freedom in the air as a single. You'll thank yourself for it in the long run.
Lastly...the speed I type has been confirmed to be faster than that of Stephen King in his prime. I need to record myself typing one day and post the video so that everyone here sees for themselves.It would blow your mind. And the speed I speak - Eminem is the only human being I know who can speak faster than me. And the speed I think for that matter.
You are a mentally deranged sad old lonely fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life. You posted about 50 times yesterday and all of them were moronic cut & paste stupidity. You interject yourself into every topic and are clueless at how much you’re truly despised by other members. You are a mentally deranged sad soggy old queer who raised a brood of white trash. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life. The only difference between you and Shizzo is the type of alcohol bottle you suck on every night. You are a mentally deranged lying narcissistic fool. Why lie about it, Getbig is all you have in your life.
Primemuscle in a nutsack.
I'm not dead...but I'm spiritually dead. From a POS woman I was seeking in 2018, to a wonderful woman I was seeing in 2019 until this past August who miscarried what would have been my fourth child four days before my birthday last year, to this COVID hysteria which I have zero reason to believe will end, short of a social uprising [which could very well end up being coopted, and exploited in the same way that COVID itself has been exploited], to police and lawyers who don't even understand the law, to being in the biggest recession since The Great Depression...
Your first mistake is thinking Getbig is real, it’s not, get off the internet and go live your life. Only you can solve your problems, stop blaming others for the situation you’re in.Stop soliciting for, and taking advice from, the dregs of society. Do you really want to make life choices based on the advice of a soggy old queer?This thread is nothing more than a thinly veiled cry for attention, stop whining and start acting like a man.
Even if Big Sean hasn’t slurped a cack or bent over for a phag he’s still got honorary AIDS.
I have a big cock.I fuck loads of girls.I fuck men with cocks removed (but thats not a deal breaker)I have big arms.Im always ripped.I can pull off a girls t-shirt (wearing it I mean) Im gorgeous.Signed GalenikoThread end
Since when does having every member of Getbig think you’re a disgusting, perverted, senile, soggy old queer pedo constitute owning real estate in someone’s mind ?Your fucked up coping mechanisms suggest that there is something seriously wrong with you and your life choices.
here knock yourself out with this oneI let a guy blow me once--yes knowinglywho gives a shit? Doesnt affect your life does it?
LMFAO. 19 days into the new year and you are a lock for Comeback Getbigger of the Year!
