Jane vs Josh wow wish I could sell tickets for this one. Surely one for the ages, King Kong vs Godzilla would be on the undercard with this as the main event. Good vs evil or just bad-ass vs bad-ass? Jane the avenging angel, she scalped Xfactor and Primemuscle in one fell swoop. Josh the Pennywise of getbig, a man who has made more unwanted phone calls than the entire double-glazing industry. Then there is the whole dick-sucking thing and does it matter? Yes? No? What do the fans think? Ps no Shizzo you can't be special guest referee. You are a jobber, a ham and egger. You are the pasty, fat slob that gets annihilated in three moves. Know your role.
You have no fucking clue what you are talking about unless of course the chick was Roseann Barr I think I`d more than likely let Jennifer Lopez finger or tongue my asshole,or both if she wanted to while she was giving me head ......if you wouldn`t let her, or you wouldn`t admit to this, you`re either a fucking liar or a virgin.I`d brag abut that shit and shout it from the fucking hilltops forever.
Galeniko is such a good poster that he can admit to wearing shirts intended for homosexuals half his age and having volitional sex with transvestites and suffer no negative repercussions whatsoever.
Matt is probably ok in real life just extremely awkward online. In addition to being Thunderbay’s richest small property owner he is also the strongest sub 200 pound narcissist in the Province. He’s a borderline autistic and one of the top 7 fastest typers in the world. He’s also proud of his race, and there’s nothing wrong with that, but is not fond of other ethnicity’s. Matt has struggled finding sustainable long term love from a woman but it hasn’t prevented him from fathering several children out of wedlock. It’s fair to say he’s not a traditionalist and that he walks to the beat of his own drum. The covid lockdown has really done a number on his mental health, to the point that he’s heavily invested in American politics to an extreme level (see Kwon for a reference point) and he is now smoking a cigarette or 2 a week just for stress relief and mental clarity.He’s eccentric with challenges yes but not mentally retarded.Also in the future please refrain form using the R word. It makes you look like a hypocrite.
Exactly. I wouldn’t touch shitzo, if he was the last man on earth. This thread is doing nicely without my input. I will add though that I feel a bit bad about being so harsh towards Matt. I am sorry Matt for being an asshole. I don’t agree with a lot of your rantings but you’re not a bad person. Nobody is bad here especially when you think back to posters such as pillowtalk. Everyone here is pretty harmless. Even poor shitzo.
Walter Sobchak bashing adult Getbig members = seemed like he had a stick up his ass, but I didn't give it much thought.Walter Sobchak trashing me as a father, and dragging my small children into this discussion = I thought: maybe he has psychotic depression, or some medicated psychiatric condition that he decided to reduce the intake of his prescription without consultation with his psychiatrist because the medication was making him "drowsy"?I'm not one to speculate on the psychiatric status of anonymous negative people online. But who brings small children, one being only three years old, still learning to talk, into a discussion to trash a guy who never uttered a negative word to him prior to being the recipient of repeat personal attacks?So Walter Sobchak - let's pretend all your claims are true:You independently own two successful private companies, live in a home worth over one million dollars, bench press 405-lb, deadlift in the 500+ range for reps, earn a handsome annual income deep into the six figures, yet devote half the time you spend on Getbig personally attacking fellow members, some of whom [presumably not just me], literally didn't state a single negative word to you in all the time during which we both actively posted here.Again - let's pretend all your personal claims are true:It seems to me that your millions aren't making you happy.Nor does being stronger than 99% of men make you happy. Nor does living in a big, expensive, no doubt very comfortable home made to your specifications, presumably in one of the safer urban areas near Chicago.If you have all that going for you - if all those claims above that you've made about yourself in other threads are true - then you are in the top 1% of income, net worth, and physical strength. Independently owning two private companies would also put you in the top 1% of industriousness, risk-taking, and entrepreneurial ability. And if you carry the size and muscularity you claim, you would most likely be in the top 1% of male size/muscularity - effectively making you among the top 1% of biggest AND strongest men. That would mean you could walk into ANY gym in North America at any time, and always be in the top 10% of biggest and strongest men present.If what you are saying is true, in most gyms, you would consistently be the strongest man in the facility, any time of day, any day of the week. The 10% figure is just in the event you walk into a gym, and happen into a group of top powerlifters training there. Most times you walk into a gym, there is NOT a 405-lb bench presser there.And yet half your posts here are just taking other Getbiggers down a peg? Some of whom you have zero history with, and who have never posted a single iota of negativity towards you in their respective posting history?If you have all the extensive business and personal success and vast financial and material wealth you claim you have, in addition to possessing a physical strength level which makes you stronger than 99% of men, why would you make fun of people beneath you?If you are as strong as you claim, it would mean you are the strongest person at your gym almost every time you enter - and that would be true at almost any time in every gym in North America.So here's the thing: men who are accustomed to being that strong have no need to tear down other people, consistently, with no basis. You'd be so accustomed to being the strongest man everywhere you go that you would take it for granted. And you'd also grasp that if a 175-lb lifetime lifter is consistently that size, that obviously he didn't ever devote to steroid cycling. And you would grasp that dabbling in steroids literally a decade or more earlier would have zero or next to zero benefit today.If you are as strong as you claim, you either use steroids or eat high calories - or both. So you would be well aware that smaller lifters may do both, but at lower levels.That fact that you think my 170-lb physique at around 15% body fat is the result of ANY serious level of steroids just makes me wonder if you even work out.If you were like "Did you take a month of Anavar to look like that?", THAT would be a reasonable question...but NOTHING in my results should make any long-term lifter think I even remotely take steroids - or even a high-protein diet - seriously.Frankly, I should be flattered you think I actively use steroids.But the ONLY people I get that suspicion from are those who don't work out.If you are a legit 405-lb bench presser, by necessity, you know what it takes to achieve that. And a lifter in the 170's with 15% body fat shouldn't even register as a steroid user to you. If you don't work out, then yeah - I could see why you would think I use steroids.When gyms reopen, you better believe I'll be benching 360-370 at 175-lb body weight.And if another Getbigger was benching 280 and throwing his hat in strongman contests in his region, it wouldn't cross my mind to make fun of him - because everyone would know I'm stronger, so why point it out just to poke fun?Do you think I'm a long-term steroid user, stuck at 175-lb?If so, did you think that maybe I DON'T WANT to get any heavier than 175-lb? I have three small children who need me. Do you think I want to put on size to gain strength, knowing it can ONLY hurt my health? Did you ever stop and think that some of us don't want to reduce our organ integrity, tax the processes of our bodies, reduce mobility, potentially reduce our lifespans, and risk injury, just for a plastic trophy?How about a friendly bet, Walter Sobchak?:When gyms open in Ontario, I'll surpass all my previous best lifts at 175-lb, within six months. I'll give you a 70-lb weight advantage [245-lb], and we'll both upload our top lifts, and post them here. Let's see how much you can out-lift me with a full 70-lb body weight advantage. You can feel free to use whatever steroids you want, as well. I would do it drug-free - not like you'd believe me anyway.Then let's see how much you make fun of me for being "weak".I'll give you a 100-lb weight advantage of you want. I'm not saying I'd beat you - I just want you to eat your words, seeing my "weak" top lifts at 175.And back to my previous point - do you think it's cool bringing my children into this discussion and speaking negatively about them?Do you think it makes you a big man to talk badly about a 3-year-old girl, still in the process of learning to speak? Even my two oldest children are 11 and 10, and you have the audacity to state they were raised poorly?I'll say this as a general statement:If anyone in person ever bashed my commitment as a father, or insulted my children, I'd very politely ask them to apologize. If they refused to apologize, I'd give them one more warning.Then a switch would flip in my brain, that I have no control over.Then I'd go to jail.So my STRONG SUGGESTION to you, Walter Sobchak, is: continue to be an internet tough guy, while you are safe behind your computer screen. But I must SERIOUSLY caution against you talking trash about a man's family in real life - especially insulting his commitment as a father, or telling him his children didn't get a proper upbringing.The odds of you travelling to Middle-of-Nowhere, Northern Ontario are about 0%, but I am absolutely, positively 100% confident that if anyone disrespected my commitment as a father, or insulted the upbringing of my children in person the way you did online, I'd very politely ask them to apologize.And they would apologize.And that would be the end of it.Once again - my kids are my life. I take any issues involving my children very seriously.And you would NEVER insult a father in real life. Or bring up his children in ANY context. Not just to me - but to ANY man with kids. You're too scared to post using your real name, and you're describing yourself as a badass. Do you REALLY think anyone here believes any of your claims?
I could easily see where a 36 year old welfare bum is a steep step up from you. Matt, how often do you think the last girlfriend cheated on you?While you were at home paying her bills do you think she was out riding cock like a fat kid on a Disneyland ride? I am starting to see why you think all vagina tastes like stale man batter.
Very good question, Walter.Again, keep in mind, I was an ATM for her. She was at my house 8-10 hours a day [to get access to my money], and worked full-time as a janitor. And she lived with her mommy and daddy.Truth be told, there wouldn't have been much time for her to cheat. Not much, anyway.Also, she had some very bad sexual experiences with her ex of BDSM going to far. SHE requested it, but regardless, it was taken to far.So I think that the BDSM hitting and choking damaged her sexuality and sex drive a bit - not to mention the masses of Percocets she was buying with my money. Percocets/opiates reduce sex drive...or prevent/delay orgasm at least [by retaining sexual fluids]Don't get me wrong - you bring up a valid question. But all things considered, I don't think she was having much sex, if any at all.By August 2018, I had enough waiting. I fucked four women that month.That is NOT my style, but WTF benefit was I getting waiting and waiting for NOTHING?God, what a horrible experience.Have you ever dated lying piece of trash, Walter?
I recently turned 58 and my girlfriend turned 27 a week later. We have so much fun together. We have been together over 2 years.
Anyone who thinks they have to post a photo of their privates on a discussion forum are beyond help! No one can help them. Matt, please completely stop responding to everyone who posts to or about you. That is a good rule for surviving around here.You just dig a deeper hole for yourself and even a team of oxen won't get you out.Walter should be ashamed of what he is doing to an autistic dude. How can any civil person think stirring such people is amusing?
Stop beating around the bush. The topic at hand is Matt's aesthetic cock. Your thoughts please sir.
Great post, but I think love does wacky things to people.I've only *thought* I was in love twice. And I have never been more vulnerable, and never tolerated more abuse from women than I did to those two women who I - for whatever reason - thought I was in love with.The sad thing is, I have met all sorts of beautiful women, but I seldom fall in love. But I guess in 2000 and again in 2018, I did. In the more recent case, I think the reason why it happened was because she misrepresented herself as being an innocent victim of male abuse, and only wanted a nice guy who cared about her, and blah, blah, blah. I later found out that she was addicted to Percocets, and had slept with around 35 guys, at leave five of whom she met on Tinder. What woman would need to use Tinder to get laid?Had I known those things about her, I would have never had the strong feelings for her that I did. But I have to say - having those feelings made me very vulnerable, and that is why I loathe the notion of being in love. It's the very last thing I want to happen to me.
Claims he’s a numerical savant.Measures his dick length to four decimal places (five significant figures).Yet can’t keep straight whether the ex-girlfriend fucked 20 guys or 35 guys while they were dating.
Killer! You really pulled that room together. Love the dual monitors. They make it look like you are really a busy professional.. I am definitely jealous. I gave up the bedroom I planned to make into my office, when I agreed to let my my grandson and his fiance moved in. Right now, my great granddaughter occupies the space. She's almost a year old. She needs the room more than I do. they are only suppose to be here for another year....we'll see.For the time being, I've got a mini-office setup in my bedroom. Fortunately, this room is pretty large. But, having one's office in the room where they sleep is not ideal. For Zoom meetings, I am using the living room because the light is better. Ultimately, I hope to have a bookcase full of books as a backdrop like all the folks on TV do. LOL!
The fuck you mean by having two monitors makes it look like I'm busy?? Of course I'm fucking busy, I work for one of the largest telecommunications companies in the world you crusty bastard. Having two monitors makes it easier for me to get things done instead of flipping from one window to another...that's it. You think you're fucking slick trying to compliment and throw a secret insult at the same time and you've pulled that shit with other people. Next time you run your trap, I'm going to run a choo choo train up your ass. Otherwise, stick to being a closet homo and hang up some coats while you're in there you sniveling little shit
Vince G “run the lip and you’ll get the full clip”
Nor you me.
Listen. The biggest mistake I ever made on here since I came back is messaging you and being nice. All Ive realized over time is that you are a level 100 narcissist who is despised on here. Maybe its old age, but you really like to come across that you are always right and much more intelligent than anyone. You clearly have a tendency towards, Im gonna attempt to not get banned here,,,,,interacting with younger folks. Your calling pillowtalk a character then trying to come up with some reason for it which registers with no one on the planet except you was vomit level. Now you admit you married even though you are a homo? Thats despicable. And the stories of you abandoning your dying wife, multiple people have messaged me proof of it, but whatever, youll deny it anyways. In the end I realize you are an awful person who would never admit to it, but rather live in your masquerade of thinking you are a good guy. The world will be better off when you join your wifeAnd oh, as most people do Im sure you are winding up to tell me what a shitty person I am. Listen grandpa, I know Im a shitty person. I deserve a beating from many people on here. The difference is Im self aware. You are not
I’m visiting New Orleans for the first time and we find ourselves at some dive bar surrounded by black folks. We’re shooting billiards and some humongous black chick starts flirting with me. I mean HUGE. She’s at least 350lbs no joke. Now I’m no prize but I usually date 5s and 6s. This beast was a solid zero. So I’m drinking and flirting back just for fun and before you know it I’m sitting on her lap and she’s now buying the drinks. I jokingly tell my buddy I’m pretty sure this chick is gonna kill me if I don’t fuck her. He says if you do and bring me proof I’ll pay for the flight back to Cleveland. That’s like $120. But aside from the money a part of me starts wondering ‘When was the last time this orca whale got laid?’ I mean she was absolutely horrendous monstrously obese and horribly sweaty and all. And she was being soooo nice to me that I started thinking about it in a charitable kind of way. So I when she asks me to come back to her place I accepted and immediately regretted my decision when we pulled up to what looked like an abandoned home and we had to go around the back and go into the basement where a filthy mattress sat on the floor next to a milk crate. I immediately panicked and thought I was about to be mugged. Then I realized she might be a prostitute and this was her flop house. I tried to get out of it by telling her I didn’t have any condoms and I didn’t want to get her pregnant but this bitch was two steps ahead of me. ‘I’m already pregnant,’ she laughed as she led me by the hand down onto the filthy floor. Did I mention it smelled like raw sewage. I remember it smelled so bad that when I put my face close to her sweaty nasty armpits it was actually a relief. I thought at least she might go down on me and I could bust one and make a run for it but again I was drunk and she was thinking nine moves ahead like Kasparov. So she just casually takes off her sweat soaked purple leggings and black thong and spreads her legs and yells ‘EAT ME, SUGAR!’I was so stunned I couldn’t decide whether to vomit or die laughing. But somehow, I obeyed and began lapping up her puddles of her Denny’s combo of fecal, sweat and vag juice. She came and immediately got up on all fours and shouted ‘NOW FUCK DAT PUSSY’. At this point I believe I was suffering from Stockholm Syndrome and just did what I was told. I’m in her sweaty smelly twat and thinking that since I didn’t serve in Vietnam like my dad, this will be the best war story I’ll ever be able to tell my nephews when they grow up. I’m on autopilot at this point and I figure I may as well fuck her in the ass and cap off the night in heroic fashion so I look down and use every bit of my powerlifting lockout to spread her gigantic ass cheeks to find her asshole entrance. But to my shock and horror she didn’t have an anus......unless.......I reach down below the hood with my fingers feeling around and using my Braille powers find a loose wet dripping pair of wizard sleeves. It hits me like a freight train...I’M ALREADY IN HER ASS. IVE BEEN THERE THE WHOLE TIME. I finish in her ass and collapse on top of her like a baby seal taking a nap on a Sperm whale. When I wake up the sun is up and I ready to make my getaway. But I still need proof for my friend so he doesn’t pull an Epic is Back and stiff me. So I get dressed, grab her thong and stuff it into my jeans and tiptoe towards the door hoping her snoring will cover up the sound of me opening all three locks on the door. Again, I didn’t realize I had fucked Magnus Carlsen. I flip one dead bolt and the snoring immediately stops. I FREEZE. “I know you ain’t stealing my damn thong!”I tell her I was on my way to get coffee and forgot about them and pulled them out and tossed them to her. “if you goin to Dunkin’ Donuts can you gemme three jelly donuts?”Sure I say. I walk out of that dungeon up the stairs and I swear Andy DuFresne had absolutely nothing on me. I jumped for joy and then immediately tried to figure out where the nearest place to charge my flip phone could possibly be. New Orleans is a shithole and I had to be in the shittiest part of the dirtiest city. I finally had to borrow someone’s phone on the street and call my friend to come get me. He picks me up and I tell him the flight home is on him. He of course asks for proof and I tell him to smell my fingers. Not good enough, he tells me. So in the end I paid my own way home but a few months later he finally paid up. AFTER I showed him my positive herpes test results. Solid dude kept his word!
Flame away but I love to show em off!!! I think I have the perfect physique and it has rewarded me well!!
you own a lot of flat billed hats.....dont you?
I’d suck on her engorged clit.
Oh yea? If scientists were to do a dna test on her asshole the only thing they would find is my saliva
I kinda like my (15 years) married life:- Wife is a size 2 hardbody that lifts 4x/week and teaches group fitness 4x/week- Son who is smart (when he isn't a smart ass)- lots of dogs and a cat- 4500 sqft house in the country- 5+ acres of land- Good job- Wife is a good cook and has dinner ready when I get home from work.- Sex on demand- Wife is smart, politically aligned with me, a crack shot with a rifle and would trust to have my back in a foxholeOff the top of my head...
Sounds good! With greatest respect what are you doing here, and why have you amassed 8000 posts....something must be wrong with you
