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[Phantom Spunker]

Re: NO BULLSHIT TRAINING THREAD..........JUST TRAINING !

I am sitting in my nice house with my dog on my computer in my office. I don't feel like a failure at all. In fact my life has never been better.

Why would a dog sit on a computer?

He might refer to his cock as his computer.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: BHANK GETS A LAW SCHOOL SCHOLARSHIP

I got accepted into Law School for 2025 and you guys want to argue with me about a document from 2003. Which do you think is more important to my life today? I have a general discharge under honorable conditions if that is good enough for law school that is good enough for me.

Even if true you know as well as we do that you will never intend and never truly planned on going.

At 50 you simply can`t be this fucking stupid.....or in your case maybe you are.

It is absolutely true. It is also a very long commute. I am still waiting to hear back on more practical options. It will be a few more weeks on the other schools.

I am 47. I would be done by 50. I could work as a Lawyer until 65 or even later part time. 15 plus years is a long time

But baby steps let's just get through the 1st semester to start

Have you looked into living on campus?

Imagine you're like 19 years old and you have to room or house with a 47 year old narcissist steroid using, bodybuilding champion who has headlined foitin' shows and been the closest to Audrey Hepburns snatch of all the people on a previously prominent message board on the internet

That would be intimidating

[chaos]

I did a pull session today.  Not my cock. 

Kudos to you for helping your workout partner.  Maybe next time it will be your turn

[AbrahamG]

Knew this was coming! 

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[King Shizzo]

Knew this was coming! 

With you, that's the only thing coming.

[AbrahamG]

Hahahaha    Aren't you one to talk?  You are a lying ass sack of shit too.  Tell us again about all the people you have killed.  Or maybe share that story where you are a Hells Angel one more time?  Or that you are a US citizen.  Or how you snuck across the US border from Mexico to attend Jan 6th. 

Now pretend like you didn't read this.   

Now watch his short stupid ass come back with the "I can't see what he posted because he is on block"   

He reads every damn thing I post.      I am on block but he can't stop talking about me.   

Top 3 things that stay on his mind the most :
1 - Bhanky
2 - Queer tendencies - the dude is so far in the closet he met a lion and witch
3 - Me

[AbrahamG]

Serge come over the History Board.  Nobody can say anything bad there.  Also, if this is the real Serge I am pretty sure any ragging from anyone on here will get them a ban for awhile from Ron.  Serge is way above any kind of "owning" anyone can give him on here.  But, with some of the dummies on here it is sure to come.  Serge is to bodybuilding as Vince G. is to looking like shit.  We need him here

[FitnessFrenzy]

[joswift]

fixed

 

[Hulkotron]

the mentzer principles in action!

as I get older my sex life is like heavy duty.


once every 10 days for 5 minutes

[Rambone]

^lmao!

[chaos]

Bhank has apparently lived many lives.

After getting discharged from the army for using THC gummies, he decided to fight people legally as an MMA warrior. As a bodybuilder, he has won at the highest levels essentially qualifying for his IFBB pro card. He was highly successful as a stock broker. He is also with a very pretty lady who is a lawyer.

Now he is on his way to finishing up Law School.

Only on GetBig!

"1"

OMR, that's a serious accusation. Are you sure he's cheating on Emily with another woman?

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Getbig was offline for 2 days!

I actually had a conversation with my wife 

Ok, that’s just too far.

It was like the first time we met. She was babbling about something and I was just looking at her tits.

[Sandrock]

This is part one of what will be a two part best of all time post: 

No they absolutely do not nor do they know how to rehab or train better than me it is a complete waste of my time and money not letting them hold me back anymore. Sorry I am pretty much full-on training now I have a lot more exp and knowledge in that than either my Doctor or therapist.

The second part will occur within 3 months.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: She was 15; he was 79

And you guys gave me the side eye for my 27 year old pool boy! 

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=691282.0

is that "Royalty" ?, the hands look familiar...

[beakdoctor]

Genie: "I will grant you three wishes"

Quote from: Royalty on February 12, 2025, 05:23:58 AM
I just wish Sam Sulek had more triceps.

Genie: "On second thought, I'm giving them to someone else. Fag."

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

It's always been painfully clear that Royalty is a repressed, closeted homosexual. That kind of deep seated denial has been shown to lead to psychosis. That much is clear when reading Royalty's posts.

Royalty pretends to be obtuse, another form of denial. An example is a recent post I made, which prompted him to start a new thread  about it. The purpose of his thread was to claim the post was a nonsensical "word salad." Again, pretending not to understand something he doesn't like.

The bizarre and ironic part is, in his panic to discredit the post he actually drew more attention to it by creating a thread about it. I have no doubt this is an accurate list of the items you would see in his room.

How creepy can an old ass grown man be that he walks around with numerous photos of stranger's hands who post on an internet on his phone?

The creepy shit we see on here is just the tip of the iceberg. I bet his room is full of old bodybuilding magazines, VHS tapes of Kevin Levrone, soiled thongs, empty jars of fart powder, dildos, Vaseline,  pictures of unsuspecting adolescent boys obscured by bushes, lingerie with the price tags still attached, crosses, bibles, brochures for gay conversion schools, collections of semen samples on microscope slides. News article clippings about dead and missing hookers since the early 90's., an old ladies corpse still in her nightgown, butcher knives .   ...

I mean the possibilities are endles.

[Royalty]

Beakdoctor has Schizophrenia

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Were Gene Hackman & wife both murdered?

Both found dead in New Mexico

Possibly staged to appear as an accident?

Royalty, you're a shrewd operator when it comes to this stuff, so I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. What if... and, God, I hate to say it... but what if the dog did it?

I'm thinking Gene woke up from his afternoon nap early and heard a commotion downstairs. When he entered the living room, he found his dog and wife engaged in a passionate tryst. Furious (and slightly aroused), he attempted to strangle the pooch, but with it being a tough working breed, the German Shepard quickly overpowered Gene and suffocated him with a well-placed paw.

With the wife now being a witness to homicide, he had no choice but to silence her too.

Panicked, overcome with guilt in having just killed his sexual partner, and facing the rest of his life in a kennel, he saw no option but to take the coward's way out. Is this possible?

[beakdoctor]

Beakdoctor has Schizophrenia

Under no circumstances does your drivel belong on The Best of GetBig.

Btw, you are very likely a pedophile.

[Royalty]

The creepy shit we see on here is just the tip of the iceberg. I bet his room is full of old bodybuilding magazines, VHS tapes of Kevin Levrone, soiled thongs, empty jars of fart powder, dildos, Vaseline,  pictures of unsuspecting adolescent boys obscured by bushes, lingerie with the price tags still attached, crosses, bibles, brochures for gay conversion schools, collections of semen samples on microscope slides. News article clippings about dead and missing hookers since the early 90's., an old ladies corpse still in her nightgown, butcher knives .   ...

I mean the possibilities are endles.

^^^This is classic Schizophrenia


It’s a great example of “Disorganized Speech”.

[beakdoctor]

^^ let me guess: word salad? Schizophrenia?^^

Hey, royalty,  go ahead and tell us about the last parenting lesson you taught your children?

Or better yet, where was the last place you took a date?

(LOL, I admit this one is a little harsh. I mean everyone knows this guy has never been on a date but it's also pretty obvious two happy meals would break his bank even if he could lure some kid into his van)

[FitnessFrenzy]

Brian enters Spencer in the "World breath holding championships"

[Sandrock]

Hahahaha oh Christ