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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5900 on: July 31, 2025, 08:25:16 AM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5901 on: August 02, 2025, 11:06:47 PM »
Re: Chatting up a 19 year old Russian on the gram

another prostitute

https://www.eurogirlsescort.es/escorts/rusia/?profile-paginator-page=4




anything he posts now we can just take for granted its a prostitute from a random website

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5903 on: August 04, 2025, 08:10:46 AM »
^^^  :D Yeah, better to just represent yourself.

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« Reply #5904 on: August 04, 2025, 08:54:48 AM »
^^^  :D Yeah, better to just represent yourself.
anyone who represents themsef has a fool for a lawyer

Anyone who hires Brian has a lawyer who is a fool.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5905 on: August 04, 2025, 08:58:17 AM »
anyone who represents themsef has a fool for a lawyer

Anyone who hires Brian has a lawyer who is a fool.
:D Yep.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5906 on: August 06, 2025, 09:20:42 AM »
"Am 'bout 30. Me phone and mama said so. I be lonewolf, y'know...So, you am want do anal after school, yes? Vagina am gross thing, but yummy if got nylon on top!!!"




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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5909 on: August 10, 2025, 07:26:36 AM »
Re: Hey guys, real talk: I need a favor

I want to get verified on X (Twitter) to actually get seen and not be ghosted, but here’s the deal—I don’t have a bank account or PayPal, so I can’t pay the $6 verification fee myself. My mom won’t cover it either.

So, I’m throwing this out there: would anyone be willing to buy me tha blue verification check? It's just six bucks. I’m not expecting a miracle or a fortune—just trying to get a leg up.

If you wanna help a dude out, hit me up. And if you roast me for this, I’m ready for it

ask your mum you fucking pedo kunt

Lmao, panhandling on a message board. Dude you are low.

DJ has officially become Shizzo, except Shizzo had a car

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5911 on: August 11, 2025, 09:27:51 PM »
Re: OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSS

This is Getbig's very own Gettysburg battle site and should be preserved as a heritage site



Battle reenactments could unfold with full regalia. Clegg charging in his tattered boxers on one side, facing off against Hanky strutting boldly in his wife’s thong on the other.

don’t forget his gay side piece Patrick, who could be staring in through the window complimenting bhank on his non shredded glutes during the battles.

Most of those furnishings look like stuff left out by the curb on bulk trash days

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5912 on: August 13, 2025, 01:00:45 PM »
Re: Hey guys, real talk: I need a favor



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5913 on: August 13, 2025, 08:47:15 PM »
less so when one considers how you cropped the picture as clearly your hips are wider than your shoulders. we aren't just talking wider than your armpits either are we.

Don't get me wrong I'm not suggesting I'm the next flex wheeler by any stretch, but I know I look average, you are delusional. all you have is low bodyfat, otherwise you are concentration camp maxing.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5916 on: August 16, 2025, 05:11:38 AM »
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Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 05, 2024, 03:55:19 PM



    Most Annoying Poster:

    Nominees: Oak, Royalty, rmj11

    Winner: Royalty.  Seriously, what the fuck happened here? You would think that one trick pony dipshits like Oak (memes) and rimjob11 (quoting posters while changing quotes) would be an easy win. But no, as we all saw Royalty slowly degrade into a Mentzer-like drug fantasy with gimmick accusations: abraham g is bevo, bevo is beakdoctor, beak is OMR, OMR is chaos, chaos is grape ape (maybe?)... Anyway, we are setting up a gofundme to have a life size statuette created of beakdoctor's middle finger to send to Royalty so he can sit down on it and shove it up his fucking ass.  Congrats to Royalty!  Fuck you.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5917 on: August 17, 2025, 06:51:38 PM »
I think it was me that posted that stat, so I may have trolled myself!

With this post, Never1Ashow now has a WORLD RECORD!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5918 on: August 20, 2025, 04:39:08 AM »
I got a strong feeling he abused that sweet doggie of.his

Either physically verbally or emotionally

And if he did do so I only wish the worst for him

Still miss my husky

He definitely did, chief. He abuses everyone and everything that comes into contact with him. He even abandoned his giant serval cat and left it to roam wild outside, mauling and killing his neighbor's pets to survive. Word on the street is it even mauled a husky puppy.

On this point, I'd be willing to team up with you. I'll get Hankins in a headlock and you can unload a devastating volley of right and left hooks into his ribs, really torture him with body-shots for a while before I put a plastic bag over his head as you violently fuck his ass.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5919 on: August 20, 2025, 05:27:08 AM »

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5920 on: August 20, 2025, 07:23:47 AM »

I say this with all due respect DJ, but you weren’t able to charm $6 from a group that bought Flintstones a black truck and paid for an all inclusive vacation for Arce. You may want to reevaluate yourself.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5921 on: August 29, 2025, 12:44:06 AM »
Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)

Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.










Phantom Spunker from the orchestra row


Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5922 on: August 29, 2025, 07:50:33 AM »
Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)
She needs to lose 50lbs.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5923 on: August 29, 2025, 08:20:31 AM »
Phantom Spunker is making a strong late push for Poster of the Year.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5924 on: August 29, 2025, 08:59:36 AM »
Phantom Spunker is making a strong late push for Poster of the Year.

He’s got my vote (nh)

I’m also voting for Wes after coming back from the dead