Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: OH MY FUCKING GODDDDD SUCCESSSSSSSSSSSS

This is Getbig's very own Gettysburg battle site and should be preserved as a heritage site

Battle reenactments could unfold with full regalia. Clegg charging in his tattered boxers on one side, facing off against Hanky strutting boldly in his wife’s thong on the other.

don’t forget his gay side piece Patrick, who could be staring in through the window complimenting bhank on his non shredded glutes during the battles.

Most of those furnishings look like stuff left out by the curb on bulk trash days

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Hey guys, real talk: I need a favor

[Sandrock]

less so when one considers how you cropped the picture as clearly your hips are wider than your shoulders. we aren't just talking wider than your armpits either are we.

Don't get me wrong I'm not suggesting I'm the next flex wheeler by any stretch, but I know I look average, you are delusional. all you have is low bodyfat, otherwise you are concentration camp maxing.

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Methyl m1ke]

A+

[LurkerNoMore]

Quote from: OneMoreRep on February 05, 2024, 03:55:19 PM



    Most Annoying Poster:

    Nominees: Oak, Royalty, rmj11

    Winner: Royalty.  Seriously, what the fuck happened here? You would think that one trick pony dipshits like Oak (memes) and rimjob11 (quoting posters while changing quotes) would be an easy win. But no, as we all saw Royalty slowly degrade into a Mentzer-like drug fantasy with gimmick accusations: abraham g is bevo, bevo is beakdoctor, beak is OMR, OMR is chaos, chaos is grape ape (maybe?)... Anyway, we are setting up a gofundme to have a life size statuette created of beakdoctor's middle finger to send to Royalty so he can sit down on it and shove it up his fucking ass.  Congrats to Royalty!  Fuck you.

[Sandrock]

I think it was me that posted that stat, so I may have trolled myself!

With this post, Never1Ashow now has a WORLD RECORD!

[Hulkotron]

I got a strong feeling he abused that sweet doggie of.his

Either physically verbally or emotionally

And if he did do so I only wish the worst for him

Still miss my husky

He definitely did, chief. He abuses everyone and everything that comes into contact with him. He even abandoned his giant serval cat and left it to roam wild outside, mauling and killing his neighbor's pets to survive. Word on the street is it even mauled a husky puppy.

On this point, I'd be willing to team up with you. I'll get Hankins in a headlock and you can unload a devastating volley of right and left hooks into his ribs, really torture him with body-shots for a while before I put a plastic bag over his head as you violently fuck his ass.

[Rambone]

Well deserved. Great poster

[LurkerNoMore]

I say this with all due respect DJ, but you weren’t able to charm $6 from a group that bought Flintstones a black truck and paid for an all inclusive vacation for Arce. You may want to reevaluate yourself.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)

Fuck me, this fat bastard is not playing around this off-season. She's cultivating some serious mass.

Phantom Spunker from the orchestra row

Haha, I'd be firing blanks from my pink snub-nose. This fucking pig has awakened some sort of primal beast in me. Currently googling fat Mexicans with SafeSearch turned off.

[Humble Narcissist]

Re: Whoa, Nellie! (Furtado)

She needs to lose 50lbs.

[Hulkotron]

Phantom Spunker is making a strong late push for Poster of the Year.

[Rambone]

Phantom Spunker is making a strong late push for Poster of the Year.

He’s got my vote (nh)

I’m also voting for Wes after coming back from the dead

[wes]

He’s got my vote (nh)

I’m also voting for Wes after coming back from the dead

thanks Bone,my surgeon told me a few days ago that other than certain brain surgeries,my surgery is the most complex and extensive abdominal operation in the world..............I was on life support twice but thank God I pulled through.

they removed a large part on my pancreas,my duodenum,some intestine,part of my stomach,my gall bladder,and some lymph nodes.

I thank Jesus many times daily just to still be amongst my getbig family.................w ho I consider great people.

No drainage plug,no colostomy bag......if I had to have one I`d kill myself.............serio us.

He told me I was remarkable for recovering so well..........but I already knew about the remarkable part.   

[Grape Ape]

The Getbig awards were suspended last year, because the whole board was bhank, and a bunch of folks whining about him.

In a small private ceremony, delon was awarded PoTY and is currently fulfilling his duties.

It was also noted that pamith still sucks, but that was basically it.

[Rambone]

thanks Bone,my surgeon told me a few days ago that other than certain brain surgeries,my surgery is the most complex and extensive abdominal operation in the world..............I was on life support twice but thank God I pulled through.

they removed a large part on my pancreas,my duodenum,some intestine,part of my stomach,my gall bladder,and some lymph nodes.

I thank Jesus many times daily just to still be amongst my getbig family.................w ho I consider great people.

No drainage plug,no colostomy bag......if I had to have one I`d kill myself.............serio us.

He told me I was remarkable for recovering so well..........but I already knew about the remarkable part.   

Simply incredible. We’re all thankful you’re still here, iron brother.

[Phantom Spunker]

Thanks, bros, but the prestigious award would be wasted on a nikka like me. I'm always one step away from a humiliating meltdown, and I'd probably just end up banned and publicly shamed after Ron strips me of it.

Abraham is always on fire, Jane fought some epic battles and emerged victorious, and Wes jumped back into the game literally just after cheating death. I'd be happy with any of them getting the nod along with the obvious heavyweights - though I do not want to encroach on The Committee's authority in these matters and suffer the consequences.

[Humble Narcissist]

thanks Bone,my surgeon told me a few days ago that other than certain brain surgeries,my surgery is the most complex and extensive abdominal operation in the world..............I was on life support twice but thank God I pulled through.

they removed a large part on my pancreas,my duodenum,some intestine,part of my stomach,my gall bladder,and some lymph nodes.

I thank Jesus many times daily just to still be amongst my getbig family.................w ho I consider great people.

No drainage plug,no colostomy bag......if I had to have one I`d kill myself.............serio us.

He told me I was remarkable for recovering so well..........but I already knew about the remarkable part.   

You are a tough old bastard, Wes. I don't think I could go through that.

[Grape Ape]

Thanks, bros, but the prestigious award would be wasted on a nikka like me. I'm always one step away from a humiliating meltdown, and I'd probably just end up banned and publicly shamed after Ron strips me of it.

Abraham is always on fire, Jane fought some epic battles and emerged victorious, and Wes jumped back into the game literally just after cheating death. I'd be happy with any of them getting the nod along with the obvious heavyweights - though I do not want to encroach on The Committee's authority in these matters and suffer the consequences.

Too much time left in the year for these decisions.

However, it does appear to be the year of comebacks - Wes  coming back from the brink, snx coming back for who knows where, dj coming on some sweaty serbian dude's back in a club.........

[illuminati]

thanks Bone,my surgeon told me a few days ago that other than certain brain surgeries,my surgery is the most complex and extensive abdominal operation in the world..............I was on life support twice but thank God I pulled through.

they removed a large part on my pancreas,my duodenum,some intestine,part of my stomach,my gall bladder,and some lymph nodes.

I thank Jesus many times daily just to still be amongst my getbig family.................w ho I consider great people.

No drainage plug,no colostomy bag......if I had to have one I`d kill myself.............serio us.

He told me I was remarkable for recovering so well..........but I already knew about the remarkable part.   

That's an amazing story - so glad you made it through all that extensive
surgery.
I'm very happy for you, and it's pleasure to have you back & posting
long my it continue.

Not many made of the same toughness as you Wes. 

[Taffin]

thanks Bone,my surgeon told me a few days ago that other than certain brain surgeries,my surgery is the most complex and extensive abdominal operation in the world..............I was on life support twice but thank God I pulled through.

they removed a large part on my pancreas,my duodenum,some intestine,part of my stomach,my gall bladder,and some lymph nodes.

I thank Jesus many times daily just to still be amongst my getbig family.................w ho I consider great people.

No drainage plug,no colostomy bag......if I had to have one I`d kill myself.............serio us.

He told me I was remarkable for recovering so well..........but I already knew about the remarkable part.   

You are IMMORTAL FUCK FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111

The Getbig awards were suspended last year, because the whole board was bhank, and a bunch of folks whining about him.

In a small private ceremony, delon was awarded PoTY and is currently fulfilling his duties.

It was also noted that pamith still sucks, but that was basically it.

Sheeit!  Nobody told me

Delon - these might be a bit musty bro - and any stains in them weren't mine - they came from either Rambone or BB (I'd have to sniff them to be sure which)

[delon]

You are IMMORTAL FUCK FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111


Sheeit!  Nobody told me

Delon - these might be a bit musty bro - and any stains in them weren't mine - they came from either Rambone or BB (I'd have to sniff them to be sure which)

Haha I know there was a satirical element to Grape's post....but I'll take it and the golden thong and wear with pride, any stains just add to the legacy gravitas

Nb.great to hear an update on your continued recovery Wes!

[Henda]

thanks Bone,my surgeon told me a few days ago that other than certain brain surgeries,my surgery is the most complex and extensive abdominal operation in the world..............I was on life support twice but thank God I pulled through.

they removed a large part on my pancreas,my duodenum,some intestine,part of my stomach,my gall bladder,and some lymph nodes.

I thank Jesus many times daily just to still be amongst my getbig family.................w ho I consider great people.

No drainage plug,no colostomy bag......if I had to have one I`d kill myself.............serio us.

He told me I was remarkable for recovering so well..........but I already knew about the remarkable part.   

Sounds like an absolutely brutal operation mate so glad you still amongst us brother.

I hear you on the bag mate I had one for 3 months and will kill myself if I ever had to go back to having one permanently

[wes]

Simply incredible. We’re all thankful you’re still here, iron brother.

thanks my friend..........much appreciated.