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[FitnessFrenzy]

It's always been painfully clear that Royalty is a repressed, closeted homosexual. That kind of deep seated denial has been shown to lead to psychosis. That much is clear when reading Royalty's posts.

Royalty pretends to be obtuse, another form of denial. An example is a recent post I made, which prompted him to start a new thread  about it. The purpose of his thread was to claim the post was a nonsensical "word salad." Again, pretending not to understand something he doesn't like.

The bizarre and ironic part is, in his panic to discredit the post he actually drew more attention to it by creating a thread about it. I have no doubt this is an accurate list of the items you would see in his room.

How creepy can an old ass grown man be that he walks around with numerous photos of stranger's hands who post on an internet on his phone?

The creepy shit we see on here is just the tip of the iceberg. I bet his room is full of old bodybuilding magazines, VHS tapes of Kevin Levrone, soiled thongs, empty jars of fart powder, dildos, Vaseline,  pictures of unsuspecting adolescent boys obscured by bushes, lingerie with the price tags still attached, crosses, bibles, brochures for gay conversion schools, collections of semen samples on microscope slides. News article clippings about dead and missing hookers since the early 90's., an old ladies corpse still in her nightgown, butcher knives .   ...

I mean the possibilities are endles.

[Royalty]

Beakdoctor has Schizophrenia

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Were Gene Hackman & wife both murdered?

Both found dead in New Mexico

Possibly staged to appear as an accident?

Royalty, you're a shrewd operator when it comes to this stuff, so I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. What if... and, God, I hate to say it... but what if the dog did it?

I'm thinking Gene woke up from his afternoon nap early and heard a commotion downstairs. When he entered the living room, he found his dog and wife engaged in a passionate tryst. Furious (and slightly aroused), he attempted to strangle the pooch, but with it being a tough working breed, the German Shepard quickly overpowered Gene and suffocated him with a well-placed paw.

With the wife now being a witness to homicide, he had no choice but to silence her too.

Panicked, overcome with guilt in having just killed his sexual partner, and facing the rest of his life in a kennel, he saw no option but to take the coward's way out. Is this possible?

[beakdoctor]

Beakdoctor has Schizophrenia

Under no circumstances does your drivel belong on The Best of GetBig.

Btw, you are very likely a pedophile.

[Royalty]

The creepy shit we see on here is just the tip of the iceberg. I bet his room is full of old bodybuilding magazines, VHS tapes of Kevin Levrone, soiled thongs, empty jars of fart powder, dildos, Vaseline,  pictures of unsuspecting adolescent boys obscured by bushes, lingerie with the price tags still attached, crosses, bibles, brochures for gay conversion schools, collections of semen samples on microscope slides. News article clippings about dead and missing hookers since the early 90's., an old ladies corpse still in her nightgown, butcher knives .   ...

I mean the possibilities are endles.

^^^This is classic Schizophrenia


It’s a great example of “Disorganized Speech”.

[beakdoctor]

^^ let me guess: word salad? Schizophrenia?^^

Hey, royalty,  go ahead and tell us about the last parenting lesson you taught your children?

Or better yet, where was the last place you took a date?

(LOL, I admit this one is a little harsh. I mean everyone knows this guy has never been on a date but it's also pretty obvious two happy meals would break his bank even if he could lure some kid into his van)

[FitnessFrenzy]

Brian enters Spencer in the "World breath holding championships"

[Sandrock]

Hahahaha oh Christ

[ThisisOverload]

 

A lot of truth to this.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Woman’s physique girl dies at the ASC

If she was 20 weeks out, like the coach claims, how come she died of an heart attack caused by severe dehydration?

was she working a booth?

is that like working on an oil rig in the North Sea?

She was reading your comments where you went back and forth with BigRo about how much water he drinks during the workout and you don’t because you are not gonna die in 45 mins. She sided with your statement and now she is gone.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Hankins Discussion - Lies?

It's more torture for Bhanky to be able to see us having all this fun but he can't join in.

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Brian Hankins photo tribute thread

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Amazing Transformation !!

[AbrahamG]

Re: Amazing Transformation !!

Curse you.  Now I'm never going to be able to jack off to this pig ever again. 

[chaos]

Curse you.  Now I'm never going to be able to jack off to this pig ever again. 

Maybe someone can shop the chick out of the picture and you'll be back to crackin'

[AbrahamG]

Maybe someone can shop the chick out of the picture and you'll be back to crackin'

LMFAO!

[Phantom Spunker]

Maybe someone can shop the chick out of the picture and you'll be back to crackin'

Oh Shit! LOL.

[beakdoctor]

Jesus Christ,  someone put a limiter on this assberger fool's posting.

If possible put him in a ball gag for shits and giggles too please.

[mops]

Jesus Christ,  someone put a limiter on this assberger fool's posting.

If possible put him in a ball gag for shits and giggles too please.

Defiling this sacred archive, a temple of degeneracy and dark humor, should be a bannable offense.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Hankins Discussion - Lies?

He is probably stinking up the joint in another forum and they will kick him out there shortly for his toxic personality and attitude. 

He is weak, frail, gay, getting fat, addicted to short cuts, angry all the time, and will never be a lawyer.   

Money is running out, EM and the mother in law stole all the $$$.  Motorcycles and cars gone, no gym, the trike is in storage or at the pawn shop to try to gin up some cash, the dog is near death outside starving since it can't be around people, the CPS is on the horn daily due to his abusive behavior.

Spaulding no longer interested in a hook up with him, Clegg showed up and just laughed at him, he is looking around every corner wondering when the feeble weak old fat guy from Canada is showing up, Coop just broke world records while hank is nursing his tits while still needing gyno surgery, Shizzo is in better shape now than Hanky, and on and on and on.  We all knew it would end like this. 

[Vince G, CSN MFT]

Re: Brian Hankins photo tribute thread

Lol

[BB]

No jail can hold him, endless supply of ropes

Source - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=699653.0 . "Matt Canning What In the World".

[Rambone]

Source - https://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=699653.0 . "Matt Canning What In the World".

Lmao!!!

[Taffin]

Re: Amazing Transformation !!

Would still hit.

[Sandrock]

Would still hit.

At this point you'd hit Kuato