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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5600 on: July 29, 2023, 07:10:33 AM »
Very high caliber of the average post in SCN thread these days, got to bring your "A" game to that thread.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5601 on: July 30, 2023, 11:00:25 AM »
I don't need to respond to every lie you guys make up

Just the ones about wristwatches and site injections, they are far more important than your wife

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5603 on: July 31, 2023, 09:18:52 AM »
Will they go on a cruise in Somalia for their honeymoon ?



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5604 on: July 31, 2023, 09:22:38 AM »
Re: SCN

Brian, tell me exactly how you were able to "beat the hell" out of Mechanical Swiss movement watches. Most high end mechanical watches are workhorses.

Too easy. He just pretended they were small intoxicated women



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5606 on: August 01, 2023, 06:55:13 PM »
Guessing the dents from the Clegg fight.

Clegg did win the fight and played Bhankys head like the drums

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5607 on: August 02, 2023, 02:17:00 PM »
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5608 on: August 04, 2023, 06:23:58 AM »
Re: Nicocado a porn star ?

Regaying this thread -

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5609 on: August 05, 2023, 06:47:40 AM »
enhanced and removed water marks:


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5610 on: August 07, 2023, 02:20:56 PM »
Em, Ive filled another one......



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5611 on: August 08, 2023, 06:55:02 AM »
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It looks like there's another label/engraving underneath and he's put something over the top to try and cover the original???
Definitely he has -
The one underneath says - Fuck off you Baldy Lying cheating Fagggot.
at least he earned that one

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5613 on: August 12, 2023, 09:49:04 AM »
“Where’s the evidence”

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5615 on: August 17, 2023, 06:37:25 PM »
Well, you just can't heap loads and loads of unearned (and in most cases patently absurd) praise on a person before the person begins to lose perspective.

Imagine, if you will, that you are a digusting, morbidly obese, fat fucking cvnt....without talent. And you smell like the inside of a garbage disposal.  And you litteraly roll out of bed in the morning, falling to the floor helplessly like a porpoise.  Now, prone on your bedroom floor you notice a cold slice of half eaten pizza on the carpet, inches away from your snout. Too lazy to pick it up you merely crane your neck and begin lapping the pizza with your tongue until you inch it closer and closer to your mouth where you can finally swallow it whole, like a monitor Lizzo er lizard swalling a warthog. After several hours you decide to stand up. The effort of heaving yourself up off the ground internalizes so much pressure that a fart belches out of your organs so loud and fowl  it sounds like kickstarting a motorcycle. And yet.... in every interaction, interview , expose, photo shoot, magazine cover , talk show appearance you are referred to as brave, beautiful, talented , gorgeous, amazing, fierce, fabulous etc.. and you didn't do a single fucking thing to earn it.  Yeah, your value system may be out of whack, your own self worth might be inflated, you may not consider other people beyond them just being lucky to be in your presence.

We live in a totally insane, upside down world.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5616 on: August 20, 2023, 09:01:50 AM »
They were going to have an Asian chick called Snow Yellow but it reminded people of peeing in the snow.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5617 on: August 20, 2023, 04:13:46 PM »
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why does this shit keep popping back up ??

all these young kids thinking this shit is revelavent to today - its piece mil - you cherry pick though the old school shit and try to make sense out of it


bodybuilding is basic - most dudes nowadays dont want to do the work and damn sure CANNOT and WILL NOT diet with the commercials , Taco Bell around the corner, Wendy's and moms credit card , chick fill a by our work - getbiggrs boyfriends like to eat the ice cream so you have to indulge as well

just get a meal plan and stick to it JUST LIKE YOU DO TRAINING - most guys can't do that for more than 2 weeks so they dig up old bullshit and post irrevalant shit with all the science and nutritional knowledge of today - you'd just rather cop out and figure if you 'FAST' all day you can just goto Taco Bell and blow your asshole out - cause 1500 calories is 1500 right ?? Jesus christ

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5618 on: August 20, 2023, 10:38:23 PM »
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=686378.0;attach=1457479;imageAs

Replace the man with a young boy and make sure it was taken after dumping off a nuisance of a cancer suffering wife - and you have a Prime pedo dream day!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5619 on: August 23, 2023, 12:19:30 AM »
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I love that the Prime story is he left his wife while she was getting chemo so he could visit a glory hole…..

I have to believe this is 2 separate experiences combined.

I’ve been here a while, and always heard the story, but is the quote actually anywhere that he did that? I remember him saying he sucked dick back in the day, as a way of deflecting he did it while married, but never really heard (sic read) that he went to glory holes.

Yes, I remember. I just read the first ten pages of his profile again for a laugh and, lord help me, I feel violated. Prime, forgive me for the quote mining, but it is funny:

"Personally, I am not into dildos or anal sex other than a good rimming every now and again. How talented are you with your tongue? LOL"

"Personally, I think it is possible for anyone to have a gay experience given the right circumstances. Most men are very sexually motivated. If they are horny enough they'll get it on with anyone who is handy, man or woman."

"In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them."

"I gladly show some skin and I could easily enjoy being a filty whore. Unfortunately, there's not much money to be made doing this when one is my age. I'd be somebody's "grand-daddy" as opposed to being just a "daddy-bear" to some. I am sixty-six years old."

"I like to run naked and barefoot, which is why I have a home treadmill as it is generally frowned on when one runs down the street stark naked."

"Living the motto that if it feels good do it, I've tried a lot of kinky things over the years, but not that. Being an old dude, there might come a time when I'll need a strap-on because I could get "lucky" then not be able to get the other one up! LOL. So far so good though."

"If you are straight you fuck a woman. You fuck her where she's designed to be fucked. If your bent, you fuck whatever hole you can stuff it into. Guys fuck guys in the ass because guys don't have an official pussy. folks  get bored and try different strokes. No matter, it all gets you off when all is said an done and that's the point actually. It's all about busting a nut. Too much focus is on whether you bust it gay or straight...vagina, asshole or mouth....man or woman....it's all good if you like it."


Phantom Spunker, just so you know, it is extremely creepy to 'mine' someone's posts from 13 years ago and repost them out of context. Are obsessed with me and my posts? What is weird is that you claim my posts made you feel "violated" yet you continued searching for and reading them.

You must have read more than just the first ten pages. I just scanned them and did not find all that you copied and pasted, "for a laugh". But hey, knock yourself out. Be my guest. Search my entire post history if it gets you off...  Phantom Spunker weirdo.  ::)

Hahaha, get fucked, Sogster. I knew that would make you rage. You calling me 'extremely creepy' is like Ted Bundy telling me I'm an inattentive boyfriend. I'm sorry you're struggling to go through a few pages of your own bullshit and find the quotes, but they are all there. Thanks for your permission to keep going. I will:

"The first time I officially had gay sex was when I was fifteen (let me qualify this by saying that I don't count an early teen circle jerk with several school chums one afternoon after school in the den at my parent's house as being gay sex). However, I thought about/fantasized sex with a man before that time."

"Watched a video with Rodney St. Cloud stripping and sticking his big dick in a woman's top and fucking her between her breasts. Although plenty big, his dick didn't look especially hard. Not only that, it flopped over like it had a broken hinge at the base at one point. I am beginning to wonder if he has implants. You never see photos or videos of him with a flaccid dick. -Not completely hard and not ever flaccid....this is cause for speculation."

"In my next life, I want to come back as a porn stud who is hard more often than he is soft so I can fuck all day and all night long."

"I talked to a fellow last night at a local gay bar who worked as a male gay prostitute on weekends when he was a teen and in his early twenties. He says he did it because it was fun.
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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5620 on: August 23, 2023, 12:29:58 AM »
Found in the archives by Phantom Spunker:

Re: WHAT KIND OF PORN DO YOU GUYS WATCH?

massive cocks/massive balls

fatt asses

gaping holes/fisting

bitches screaming loudly in pain/pleasure

hardcore fucking, hard and fast, slapping up against the ass cheeks real hard, slamming into them.

bukkake

sloppy, wet blow jobs with lots of gagging and spit

cuckold

mature/grannies

bbw

beastiality on occasion

i forgot.. bisexual blowjobs.. a dude and a chick going down on cock together..  with close ups and lots of spit, sucking the balls, etc

ha ha  ;D umm... dude im into everything. EVERYTHING.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5621 on: August 23, 2023, 05:34:59 AM »
Christ!

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5622 on: August 23, 2023, 07:31:21 AM »
Christ!

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Name / No. & exact Location pls.  ;D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5623 on: August 23, 2023, 11:15:00 AM »
Name / No. & exact Location pls.  ;D

LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...

 ;D ;D ;D

At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me  ;D

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #5624 on: August 23, 2023, 01:55:39 PM »
LOL - you've got a sixth sense for this sort of thing dude - wherever I drop a big girl (which I know we both like) you're like a Great White Shark sensing a drop of blood in the ocean...

 ;D ;D ;D

At the risk of posting inappropriately in this celebration thread, have another one on me  ;D




Ha Ha Ha

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My last lady friend was a L/M cup size & certainly loved as much attention
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