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[FitnessFrenzy]

Every single time I look at this, I find something new to laugh about. Legitimately LOL every time I look at it.

Yeah, it is great. Not sure if they tried to make him look like pamith in C5. What is it with that dude and those live videos anyway? Then when he logs off, the videos are gone. So weird.

[joswift]

Every single time I look at this, I find something new to laugh about. Legitimately LOL every time I look at it.

the crowd scene was the best one...legit lols as you discovered a new hankins everywhere you looked

[beakdoctor]

the crowd scene was the best one...legit lols as you discovered a new hankins everywhere you looked

Yes! Another classic.

I have a request on this particular picture: can someone shop the fat black woman in the lower right corner of the picture,  into a fat black hankins woman?

It would be gold.

[Skeletor]

Yes! Another classic.

I have a request on this particular picture: can someone shop the fat black woman in the lower right corner of the picture,  into a fat black hankins woman?

It would be gold.

Thought about it but figured I'd leave Goodrum as-is.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: bhank is banned from Getbig

I would say the most likely scenario is that he has contacted Ronneth in private and applied his not inconsiderable negative charm to talk himself into oblivion.

It could also imply that he has used his knowledge gained in the 2-4 hours he spent at the law degree orientation mixer to render a savage legal sallyforth in Rons direction, to which again, oblivion beckoned.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Dorian Yates puts Mike Israetel on his place

Mike Isratel may possibly be the absolute biggest piece of shit in the entire industry. I wish the absolute worst for him.

He claims the reason for his company Renaissance Periodization (RP) is to show the world his training/diet methods work! Except, they don't. And especially not for Mike.

Look at him...just look at him. He looks like shit. He's in his early 40s, but looks to be about 60. He's disgusting looking. Hairy and fat.

He was recently on the JustKidding podcast with a bunch of Chinese delivery drivers. His grotesque stomach was sticking out and resting on the sofa cushion of the sofa that he was slumped back on. He was on this worthless podcast doing more damage control for his PHD debacle. And his company RP sponsored this podcast that he was a guest on during which he attempted to defend himself.

Mike is a failed bodybuilder who has placed horribly in all his shows. And he ALWAYS will place horribly. He looked like utter dogshit at his recent show (and all previous shows) and blamed his poor placing on a bad tan and excess water in his love handles. He then got plastic surgery to remove these love handles. But if you ask him, his love handles were not caused by him being a fat fuck and not dieting correctly. Nope!! According to him, the excess water stored in his love handles were from when he "chose" to get fat as part of a dreamer bulk years ago! He now even has future plans for more surgeries! He wants to have tummy tucks, ribs broken, and a plastic waist device inserted in his gut.

And apparently, according to him, he's the only one who knows his body; and he's the only one who could coach himself. He feels no one is smart enough to coach him. His contest diet consisted of Gatorade and cereal.

He also appears to be a sexual deviant and a latent homosexual. In a past video with Johnny Shrieve, he discussed on camera being human toilet paper for other men. Then, in other videos, he has discussed giving blow jobs and rubbing other men's cocks. He's spoke about harming animals and violently assaulting other people in the fitness industry.

His PHD scandal is the most recent train wreck that he caused. His PHD paper was reviewed by Solomon Nelson and there were 100s and 100s of errors. He even misspelled the word science. Then he tried covering up all the mistakes and attempted to commit academic fraud. But many feel the university caught and him and stopped him.

And then his social media company tried hiding and covering up all the errors and they got caught as well. And his PHD was junk. It was trash. His PHD paper basically concluded that fit people are fitter and strong people are stronger. His paper should never have passed. And he's been using his PHD for years as a marketing tool; and to portray himself as an exercise scientist and an intelligent researcher. He's built his business and reputation off his PHD. Now the truth was revealed. He's a dimwitted fraud.

He's been going on a damage control tour and digging himself deeper and deeper.

He's a piece of fucking shit. And always will be.

[LurkerNoMore]

To Conehead for making up absolute bullshit.

Apparently according to your thinking a stupid answer is better than no answer regardless that the stupid answer is false.

[Hulkotron]

Please reserve this thread for the quoting of good posts, thanks.

[LurkerNoMore]

I guess you are excused then.

[illuminati]

Please reserve this thread for the quoting of good posts, thanks.

This thread has been derailed a while back. Its not what it was. 🤷🏻‍♂️
Its become a dumbing area for any posts.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: RUHL in new commercial for Europe's biggest discounter !!

haha that's so cool seeing him go full mainstream and becoming a household name in Germany now in his 50s

[FitnessFrenzy]

Kielbasa of Peace

[Royalty]

Danimal has been posting on his Lurkernomore account quite frequently.

😂

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: How do I reach Getbig customer service?

The customer service call center is currently closed. Please call tomorrow and an experienced team member will be able to assist you.

[Sandrock]

wes, on the death of Greg Plitt:

He overtrained in a huge way !!!   

[AbrahamG]

You are neither.  You are just a pretending wannabe.  You couldn't pass the basic tests required for entry in either field.  I bet you can't even go to the 7-11 on the corner for a gallon of milk without trying to "talk shop" with every LE you see.  I bet every officer in the neighboring 3 counties goes out of their way to avoid you.  When they see you coming, they cringe and think "here comes this guy again, I hope he doesn't see me".  They probably have a code designated just for you to warn fellow officers your stupid ass is out of the house.  "All units be advised that 048 is out of containment.  Keep an eye out for 048 in your area"   
048 is you.
0 is for the number of brain cells in your head.
48 is for the number of inches in your height.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Flexacon]

HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Oof, Brian, for the 'baddest guy in the valley', you've sure been awfully quiet after Heck challenged you to a sparring match on film.

Now he's dissed your superclones and got you booted from chat-groups . I mean, sure, I give you shit sometimes, but if I know you like I think I do, there's no way you'll take this lying down. When can we expect to see a Hankins Powerbomb? Surely there's still some fight in the old dog!?

[beakdoctor]

dont foget he also lacks heart

Lol. This is some funny shit!

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Flexacon]

Sheeeeeiiit! Hankins is throwing down. Looks like the only way to settle this is in da cage. Surely Brian is willing to travel a couple of hours at the most to prove his superiority once and for all!

[wes]

 

[MuscleBuff]

Remind me: what was your crime?



I was accused of transgressing against the Law of Moses, Leviticus 18:22.



Unjustly?



No....I don't think so.



Then you weren't just accused. You did it. I think that would make being a Christian scholar with the name Barrett uncomfortable. Even 500 years later.



Not really... In fact, I can't remember the last time somebody brought it up, before today.



People don't always tell you what they are thinking. They just see to it that you don't advance in life.

[NarcissisticDeity]