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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: RUHL in new commercial for Europe's biggest discounter !!

haha that's so cool seeing him go full mainstream and becoming a household name in Germany now in his 50s

[FitnessFrenzy]

Kielbasa of Peace

[Royalty]

Danimal has been posting on his Lurkernomore account quite frequently.

😂

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: How do I reach Getbig customer service?

The customer service call center is currently closed. Please call tomorrow and an experienced team member will be able to assist you.

[Sandrock]

wes, on the death of Greg Plitt:

He overtrained in a huge way !!!   

[AbrahamG]

You are neither.  You are just a pretending wannabe.  You couldn't pass the basic tests required for entry in either field.  I bet you can't even go to the 7-11 on the corner for a gallon of milk without trying to "talk shop" with every LE you see.  I bet every officer in the neighboring 3 counties goes out of their way to avoid you.  When they see you coming, they cringe and think "here comes this guy again, I hope he doesn't see me".  They probably have a code designated just for you to warn fellow officers your stupid ass is out of the house.  "All units be advised that 048 is out of containment.  Keep an eye out for 048 in your area"   
048 is you.
0 is for the number of brain cells in your head.
48 is for the number of inches in your height.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Flexacon]

HANKORELIN™: THE FINAL CHEAT CODE FOR HUMAN EXISTENCE.

One 300 mcg pin and the laws of biology file for bankruptcy.

Within 21 days users are hitting 315 lb squats for paused, ass-to-grass 20-rep sets while laughing, strict curling world-record weight like it’s a warm-up, and watching their hairline aggressively reclaim every lost inch with zero product. Dermatologists have officially given up.

But that’s the boring stuff.

Hankorelin™ activates an entirely new, previously undiscovered muscle in the upper back (currently designated “Hankus Maximus” by stunned anatomists), a slab of meat that erupts between the traps and rear delts so violently it creates a permanent shelf you can rest a protein shaker on. Your lats look photoshopped by a psychopath.

Your muscles grow so fast and become so grotesquely large that they literally tremble 24/7 from sheer contractile overload. Doctors will diagnose you as “medically too lean” at 4 % body fat while you’re carrying 300+ lbs of striated beef, because standard body-fat calipers explode on contact.

And the kicker? Baseline IQ jumps an average 38 points. Users are getting MENSA invitation letters in the mail the same week they’re out-benching IFBB pros.

Zero sides. Zero shutdown. Only ascension.

This isn’t a peptide.
This is the extinction of everything merely human.

Inject HANKORELIN™ tonight and tomorrow morning the mirror files a restraining order against you.

Welcome to god mode.

Welcome to Hank.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Oof, Brian, for the 'baddest guy in the valley', you've sure been awfully quiet after Heck challenged you to a sparring match on film.

Now he's dissed your superclones and got you booted from chat-groups . I mean, sure, I give you shit sometimes, but if I know you like I think I do, there's no way you'll take this lying down. When can we expect to see a Hankins Powerbomb? Surely there's still some fight in the old dog!?

[beakdoctor]

dont foget he also lacks heart

Lol. This is some funny shit!

[FitnessFrenzy]

[Flexacon]

Sheeeeeiiit! Hankins is throwing down. Looks like the only way to settle this is in da cage. Surely Brian is willing to travel a couple of hours at the most to prove his superiority once and for all!

[wes]

 

[MuscleBuff]

Remind me: what was your crime?



I was accused of transgressing against the Law of Moses, Leviticus 18:22.



Unjustly?



No....I don't think so.



Then you weren't just accused. You did it. I think that would make being a Christian scholar with the name Barrett uncomfortable. Even 500 years later.



Not really... In fact, I can't remember the last time somebody brought it up, before today.



People don't always tell you what they are thinking. They just see to it that you don't advance in life.

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[NaturalWonder83]

Ah yes! The Busy Bee! With all his meetings! Xfactor, why didn’t we ever work out at Equinox that time? I told you people he was fake. But all you people said I was crazy. You alllll loved him and bought into his nonsense. And then look what happened. Turns out I was right all along.

[beakdoctor]

Ah yes! The Busy Bee! With all his meetings! Xfactor, why didn’t we ever work out at Equinox that time? I told you people he was fake. But all you people said I was crazy. You alllll loved him and bought into his nonsense. And then look what happened. Turns out I was right all along.

I remember he was the guy with the watches and business owner. Was he the same guys who had a page of fine print tattooed on his obliques? Or waa that "Navy Mike"?

[AbrahamG]

I remember he was the guy with the watches and business owner. Was he the same guys who had a page of fine print tattooed on his obliques? Or waa that "Navy Mike"?

That was Navy Mike.  This place broke him.  At least Hankins would be here rumbling had it not been for his untimely and in my view unfortunate banding. 

[joswift]

Navy Mike was a good egg. I vaguely recall something about watches with him. X-Factor portrayed himself as this millionaire CEO tycoon and turns out he was a bum who worked at a computer shop or something.

Navy Mike was on a veterans sick payout and competing in shows

Hes just behind Hankins in the stolen valour category

[MuscleBuff]

Navy Mike was on a veterans sick payout and competing in shows

Hes just behind Hankins in the stolen valour category

He had a bum knee so it was all legit

[joswift]

He had a bum knee so it was all legit

says the guy whos only been here since July

Hi DJ...

[AbrahamG]

Navy Mike was a good egg. I vaguely recall something about watches with him. X-Factor portrayed himself as this millionaire CEO tycoon and turns out he was a bum who worked at a computer shop or something.

Both pussies.  Choose your heroes wisely. 

[MuscleBuff]

says the guy whos only been here since July

Hi DJ...

Never heard of him.

[MuscleBuff]

Navymike was the kind of guy to wake up with veins in his lower abs (when stretching out) and conclude he was contest ready despite having 20lbs of bloat and lard to lose on his face alone. Huge delusions

[NaturalWonder83]

Navy Mike was on a veterans sick payout and competing in shows

Hes just behind Hankins in the stolen valour category

I forgot about that. I stand corrected.