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Re: Vegan Gains on gear

Disgusting

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: Remember MMA/UFC-legend Frank Mir?

Wonder what Frank Mir thinks, internally

Probably wishes she was never born

Probably wishes he hadn't fingered her.

Frank went broke as well

Probably sucking cock as I type this

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: RFK Jr.’s New Food Pyramid

I will remain skeptical of this pyramid until Wiggs lets me know who really built it.

[Phantom Spunker]

Re: WYHI?

His rat face would blend right in with the mole people

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

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[AbrahamG]

That's truly horrific!   

[NarcissisticDeity]

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Kai Greene is no longer a pervert?

"Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?!?"





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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Matt Canning watch

You never know when you may need to call on street smart guy when dealing with some of the scumbags all prosecutors have to deal with -one conversation with him, and they stand down.

Corrupted Crown attorneys beware.

[Grape Ape]

You could show 8mm films on that forehead of yours.

 

The samurai hairline increases the film space.

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Men with ‘Golden Penis Syndrome’ Are Ruining Sex and Dating For Women

Yes i agree. If it wasn't for the sex, men wouldn't even talk to women.

And of course, women won't admit that they only want men's "meat"

Money
Energy
Attention
Time

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Amazing hairline for someone calling me baldie every other post.

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Bill Gates got an STD from a Russian prostitute

I smell bullshit here. Think about it. Surely a guy like Gates, with all his knowledge and power, fear of germs and viruses etc would have his girls tested to ensure they are clean before sticking his penis into any orifice of theirs.

You don't just go sticking your penis, unprotected, into a Russian whore's pussy as a nerd, and billionaire like him. Not for the STD risk, and even more so, not for the risk of accidentally shooting your sperms into her, resulting in a "love child", who could them make a claim on your fortune - like than time a Russian whore blew Boris Becker, who then shot his load from her mouth to her pussy, getting her pregnant and allowing here to get 20M+ from him in compensation.

This guy is way to smart, and has way to many advisors around him (legal, health, security, PR etc), to ensure this does not happen.

Although its unclear if Epstein took measures to keep his girls clean, you can be sure the Madam, Galline Maxwell was on top of that. And if not, if a pregnancy really occurred, you can be sure she would ensure "it was taken care of".

So, personally, although it s funny story, I think something is not quite right here...

Gib, big fan, but I'm sorry to say that you might have just outed yourself as a homo here. Clearly you've never known the irresistible allure of that sweet Soviet poon.

Everybody knows you only go into panic mode and start begging girls to get an HIV test after you've shamefully emerged from a state of transient hypofrontality and realised that you might have quite literally just spunked your life away. Even intellects as great von Neumann and Einstein were not immune from this.

[Flexacon]

Re: IFBB Mercedes Khani .... where is she?

Huge Persian hook nose------CHECK

Extra stupid looking facial expressions..........CHE CK

Piglet.......Check

Ass like a toddler.........Check

I woudn`t even let her blow Taffin and that`s saying a lot.

After scouring the internet for decades, in pursuit of the pinnacle of female unattractiveness and a being completely devoid of sexuality, Getbig has FINALLY found a broad so ugly and skanky that she is below Taffin’s standards.

That seismic disruption you feel is the earth shifting slightly off its axis.

[Taffin]

[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Yes!!! Trump declassifies the Epstein files - 01-23-25

Even someone as depraved as Epstein wouldnt associate with Brian

[Flexacon]

I’m thinking for the Bhanky awards that we give to other failed BBers it could be a golden trophy that resembles an Emmy or Grammy, but instead it will look like his Gorilla picture.

I’m bailing on the idea of it being a cup of some sort.

[Taffin]

MattC seems to be incarcerated or house arrest or something.  He seemed to be trying to seduce a female police officer by telling her how intimidating he is and that he could buy the house next to her hahahaha  Legendary stuff.

It didn't help his case when he brandished his mighty 6.45" Canadian meat whistle in her presence either.

She was a lesbian.

Exactly.  He didn't read the room.

[Sandrock]

mops is on a roll.  Already has 4 entries on this page and now a fifth, from the "Is Chris Cormier a homo?" thread:

Yes, after a few speedballs, English major Tommy, feeling enamored with bicurious vigor, would routinely challenge The Real Deal:

"En garde, thou trembling fаggоt! Expose thy pork sword, for our duel ends with thy fall, and I fence thy black arse as the final stroke of scorn!"

[Sandrock]

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[FitnessFrenzy]

Re: Was Chris Cormier a homo?

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Belly shirt, sparkly pants, zesty smile......

Not saying he's gay, but he seems like he'd definitely be slow getting up if he tripped and fell down ass first on a cock.