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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6025 on: January 20, 2026, 11:37:38 PM »
Re: Kai Greene is no longer a pervert?

"Do I look like I need a psychological evaluation?!?"





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« Reply #6026 on: January 27, 2026, 12:30:48 PM »
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You never know when you may need to call on street smart guy when dealing with some of the scumbags all prosecutors have to deal with -one conversation with him, and they stand down.

Corrupted Crown attorneys beware.



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« Reply #6027 on: January 29, 2026, 06:43:52 AM »


You could show 8mm films on that forehead of yours.

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The samurai hairline increases the film space.

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« Reply #6028 on: January 31, 2026, 01:11:42 AM »
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Yes i agree. If it wasn't for the sex, men wouldn't even talk to women.

And of course, women won't admit that they only want men's "meat"

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6029 on: February 01, 2026, 09:29:04 AM »


 ;D ;D

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Amazing hairline for someone calling me baldie every other post.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6031 on: February 02, 2026, 06:49:22 AM »
Re: Bill Gates got an STD from a Russian prostitute

I smell bullshit here. Think about it. Surely a guy like Gates, with all his knowledge and power, fear of germs and viruses etc would have his girls tested to ensure they are clean before sticking his penis into any orifice of theirs.

You don't just go sticking your penis, unprotected, into a Russian whore's pussy as a nerd, and billionaire like him. Not for the STD risk, and even more so, not for the risk of accidentally shooting your sperms into her, resulting in a "love child", who could them make a claim on your fortune - like than time a Russian whore blew Boris Becker, who then shot his load from her mouth to her pussy, getting her pregnant and allowing here to get 20M+ from him in compensation.

This guy is way to smart, and has way to many advisors around him (legal, health, security, PR etc), to ensure this does not happen.

Although its unclear if Epstein took measures to keep his girls clean, you can be sure the Madam, Galline Maxwell was on top of that. And if not, if a pregnancy really occurred, you can be sure she would ensure "it was taken care of".

So, personally, although it s funny story, I think something is not quite right here...

Gib, big fan, but I'm sorry to say that you might have just outed yourself as a homo here. Clearly you've never known the irresistible allure of that sweet Soviet poon.

Everybody knows you only go into panic mode and start begging girls to get an HIV test after you've shamefully emerged from a state of transient hypofrontality and realised that you might have quite literally just spunked your life away. Even intellects as great von Neumann and Einstein were not immune from this.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6032 on: February 05, 2026, 10:57:00 PM »
Re: IFBB Mercedes Khani .... where is she?

Huge Persian hook nose------CHECK

Extra stupid looking facial expressions..........CHE CK

Piglet.......Check

Ass like a toddler.........Check

I woudn`t even let her blow Taffin and that`s saying a lot.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6033 on: February 06, 2026, 02:37:04 PM »
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« Reply #6034 on: February 16, 2026, 11:53:45 AM »
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Even someone as depraved as Epstein wouldnt associate with Brian



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« Reply #6035 on: February 20, 2026, 08:43:53 AM »
I’m thinking for the Bhanky awards that we give to other failed BBers it could be a golden trophy that resembles an Emmy or Grammy, but instead it will look like his Gorilla picture.

I’m bailing on the idea of it being a cup of some sort.


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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6036 on: February 28, 2026, 05:24:45 AM »
MattC seems to be incarcerated or house arrest or something.  He seemed to be trying to seduce a female police officer by telling her how intimidating he is and that he could buy the house next to her hahahaha  Legendary stuff.

It didn't help his case when he brandished his mighty 6.45" Canadian meat whistle in her presence either.

She was a lesbian.

Exactly.  He didn't read the room.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6037 on: March 19, 2026, 07:43:42 PM »
mops is on a roll.  Already has 4 entries on this page and now a fifth, from the "Is Chris Cormier a homo?" thread:

Yes, after a few speedballs, English major Tommy, feeling enamored with bicurious vigor, would routinely challenge The Real Deal:

"En garde, thou trembling fаggоt! Expose thy pork sword, for our duel ends with thy fall, and I fence thy black arse as the final stroke of scorn!"



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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6039 on: March 19, 2026, 10:56:57 PM »
Re: Was Chris Cormier a homo?

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Belly shirt, sparkly pants, zesty smile......

Not saying he's gay, but he seems like he'd definitely be slow getting up if he tripped and fell down ass first on a cock.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6040 on: March 24, 2026, 04:23:42 AM »

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« Reply #6041 on: March 28, 2026, 04:24:18 AM »
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hahah look at that fucking noggin

he looks like a fucking dwarf

No girls allowed sign
With his shorts hanging low

Completely straight behaviour

if thats not a sign for "Im a fag" I dont know what is

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6043 on: April 03, 2026, 09:43:43 PM »
^^^^^Well deserved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111   ;D

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« Reply #6044 on: April 06, 2026, 11:38:51 AM »
Certified Masterpieces.

Haha okay "protector". I ain't the one running around in public wearing camouflage and military slogan T-shirts with "improvise, adapt, and overcome" on them. You literally cosplay as a veteran every day. I'd love to rip that stupid plate carrier off you and show you stolen valor. I'd show you but I'm too old; I'm too tired; I'm too fuckin' blind.

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Jesus, what a whiney bitch. Ooh poor Israel! Don't have a go at the Jews! They dindu nuffin! Grow a pair of nuts, son. This place only exists because we get to rip the fuck out of Blacks, Muslims, women, gays, etc.

If you and the Gravy SEAL Coach don't like people exposing the truth and pointing out the fact that our young servicemen and women are being sent to die for a genocidal bunch of extremists from a foreign country, then get a room and fuck off, turncoat.

LOL at the 64-year-old "protector" with his TikTok links. You know nothing about Iran. You've never once read a book on anything (ghost written audio books about Navy SEALs don't count), never mind actually reading Iran's history and the politics of the region. You are a little dweeb with a desperate need to be seen as some sort of politically savvy badass. Tell us more about pedo defenders as you practice Catholicism and spread Zionist propaganda without even getting paid to do so. What a traitor to the flag you are. If I were the man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a FLAME THROWER to this place!!

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"LOL, oh boy!" Commando Coach has paid to receive a super-duper top-secret insider newsletter for only the most special donors and now he's here to tell us all what's really going on! Hopefully it's another X link that will settle things once and for all.

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If only he trained with the famed ex-Delta Force legend, RA Multi-cert Instructor, CA DOJ Approved CCW Instructor, and "protector" Coach Marino. The man who's never spent a single day in any uniform or conducted any operations involving firearms whatsoever, LMAO. At least he'd have looked cool with his custom "liberal tears" magazine and intimidating "don't tread on me" T-shirts. All the gear, no idea lololol. Getbig's Steven Seagal.

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People like Coach are the most dangerous people in the world and it's not for the reasons he wishes it were. He's not some badass muscle-bound sharpshooting patriot who everyone's afraid of. He’s dangerous because he's a fucking idiot. A slavish, unquestioning, unthinking servant of tyranny who will spread their propaganda and trample over his own people because he really believes that he's one of their special group. Truth is, he's nothing more than a fattened goat – woefully oblivious to his own limited understanding and complete expendability.

I'd love to see him explain the "short term pain" to the grieving American families now burying their young kids six feet deep. Perhaps he can show them some stock-market projections after he's finished his charity fun-runs for the veterans who almost gave everything in the last unjustified and unsuccessful venture in the Middle East.

Then he can go back to posing with his "spec-ops" loadout and spitting in the faces of real Americans like "the leaker" Joe Kent. Coach couldn't have lasted a day in his military boots and yet within hours of his resignation, Coach is online regurgitating lies aimed at discrediting him and protecting this administration's disastrous venture in Iran. What a homo. It's gotten to the point now where I am willing to meet him under Code Duello and settle this once and for all with a shootout. I may be in an electric wheelchair but I can spin it round surprisingly fast. I still have catlike reflexes.

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The son of someone you went to school with? Right, so you're just trying to shoehorn yourself into something you don't belong to again. Like when you were going through "the stages of grief" with Charlie Kirk. God, you're a clown.  And it's telling that you're happy to state that Biden killed the kid. How many young Americans has Trump killed so far? And when more of them die as soon as boots touch the ground, what will be your excuse then? Let me guess, Iran was DAYS away from using a nuke! The deaths are an unfortunate consequence of fighting a just war against the biggest threat to global stability!

Iran was compliant with the JCPOA until Donald Trump unilaterally withdrew from it due to Israeli pressure. But sure, two nuclear-armed powers are now going to fix everything for the good of US citizens while wiping out 100,000 women and children in Gaza, dropping white phosphorus on civilians and bombing paramedics in Lebanon, and taking out a few hundred little girls in Iran while they went to school. And the patriot Coach will be there to personally salute all the coffins filled with US soldiers on their return, as if that means a fucking thing.

You're a cunt. If you're such a big supporter of the military, you wouldn't be cheerleading yet another terrible intervention that costs the lives of naïve but courageous boys and girls.

It wouldn't even be as bad if you actually just held the view that we have a volunteer army and if you're stupid enough to join and fight, the consequences are on you….someone's got to take these valuable resources from the savages. But you're too dumb to even adopt a cold, realist view of things. You're still laboring under the delusion that your hero Trump is singlehandedly trying to save a benevolent Israel while protecting American families from Iran's imminent massacre. And the reason that you cling to this delusion is because you're a sad little wannabe who pays to read propaganda, attend functions and waddle around as if you have a role in reshaping America. Just shut the fuck up and take your stupid fucking "hot takes" and X links to the politics board so no one has to read them, cock.

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Drop dead, you fucking fat toad. Why the hell would anyone want to hack your social media? The fact that it can be viewed is a gift to the world. You have absolutely no idea how much of a fantasist you look with your "liberal tears" magazines and tough-guy photoshoots brandishing your pistol. It's comedy gold. You're so stupid you probably just forgot your password and have now become convinced that there's an Arab-sponsored smear campaign against you. You're a fake tactical guru who's never served a day in his life and a slobbering propagandist serving the interests of a murderous foreign nation.

Now… CODE DUELLO. I'm in Oregon, son. Come out here and let's do this.

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Oh, that's great! Worth celebrating then. Still dead, families still ruined but I guess Trump is in no way at fault, and the approximate 300 injured and those killed on the U.S bases just blew themselves up, did they? Must have been messing around with fireworks? Jesus Christ, do you ever stop to even read the drivel you write? You make me sick.

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Listen, I don't want to say too much, but as many of you already know, I'm an ex-CIA assassin. After Nam, I was all torn up and needed something slower paced, so they shipped me out to the Middle East as a case officer. It seems that some of you really don't have a clue here, so I'll try be as concise as possible.

The goal of the US and Israel was always regime change; there never was a credible nuclear threat from Iran. The evidence for that can be found in the literature pre-JCPOA and in the JCPOA itself, along with the reasons given for the US withdrawing from it. For a more detailed understanding of the situation, study the history of our involvement with Iran post-WW2 and where it all fell apart after the revolution. TL/DR: had the revolution not happened, Iran would certainly be a nuclear power today – with US approval.

Jump to 2015, Iran signed the JCPOA - an important agreement between them and China, France, Germany, Russia, the UK and the US - which placed accepted limits on Iran's nuclear program in return for sanctions relief. Compliance was verified by the International Atomic Energy Agency (IAEA) and the Director General even explicitly stated himself that Iran was implementing its nuclear-related commitments.

The IAEA issued repeated quarterly reports confirming that Iran stayed within enrichment limits (3.67%), stockpiles were below caps, and inspectors had access to declared sites. Even as late as 2018, the IAEA still reported that Iran was complying with the deal.

However, when Trump won in 2016, he vowed to end US participation in the JCPOA and said it was 'the worst deal ever negotiated' and could lead to a 'nuclear holocaust.' Why did he say this? Well, let's put aside his obsession with trying to 'shred the Obama legacy', which likely was a factor. Much to Israeli and the US neocon's dismay, the agreement did not include any commitment from Iran to change its foreign policy for a more favorable US/Israeli one. Nor did it cover Iran's non-nuclear ballistic missile program. Under pressure from the lobby groups who elected him, Trump then announces a new policy of 'maximum pressure' and withdraws unilaterally from the JCPOA in 2018, imposing crippling new sanctions on Iran and increasing the rhetoric to wipe them off the face of the Earth.

Why we are where we are at now is because (as parts of the current US administration have already admitted), Israel was planning to launch an attack now anyway to capitalize on the fact that Iranian proxies are weaker than before, and the current US administration has shown themselves to be completely unwilling to block any Israeli action or criticize them in any way. And the fact of the matter is that that along with the US and Israel already sharing the goal of weakening Iran's regional position, a weak Iran, whose oil and gas sales are guided by the US, means a weakened China (big win for the neocons).

Iran would have retaliated and hit US bases either way, so the US decided to join Israel rather than wait. And now we have US troops once again dying in the Middle East for reasons unbeknownst to the majority of idiots who voted for Trump in the first place, and two nuclear-armed genocidal regimes who have violated every international law going are telling the world that they had to act in order to prevent a 'dangerous' state from acquiring a nuke.

That's the certified Casserole Conspectus, so you can take that to the bank. Also, Coach is a LARPing faggot.

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Let's contrast it with this brain box.

What you weak-minded fools have actually been tricked by is social media influencers like Nick Fuentes! Don't you know, "if you voted for Trump, you voted for this war."

Nice to know there's real pieces of shit like Coach around, openly admitting to voting for more dead Americans, massacred schoolgirls, massive debt, and thousands of families torn apart with their homes and lives destroyed because Trump and the Israelis don't believe in diplomacy and negotiation. It had to be done and Trump is the only one man enough to do it!

And nice malapropism about people "falling off the bandwagon." No, Coach, falling off the wagon is what you do when you start blasting the meth pipe again and posting on Facebook about politics.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6045 on: April 06, 2026, 01:01:35 PM »
I'm in Oregon, son. Come out here and let's do this.

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There has not been a good old fashioned getbig meetup for the throwing of hands in a long while.

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« Reply #6046 on: April 10, 2026, 03:43:52 PM »
poor guy. Probably has tau tangles and beta amyloid plaques from the hyperglycemia.

Having type 2 and type 3 diabetes is tough stuff. Mildly impressive actually. He might be able to collect them all, type 1, 1.5, 3c, 5 and 6. He could start a diabetes GO app, gotta catch em all.

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Re: Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos
« Reply #6048 on: April 22, 2026, 02:10:42 AM »
"What's goin on everybody?"

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« Reply #6049 on: April 25, 2026, 05:42:48 AM »
To Kwon

You can shut the fuck up, jelly dick. "Do this, do that, grab me like this," blah, blah, blah. I'd love to see you try your gay-ass taekwondo shit on The Casserole. How come you're not out patrolling the swimming pools and stopping your women from getting bummed worse than BigRo if you're the Swedish version of Jackie Chan? Too busy laying in bed, making illegal AI porn and spamming the shittest YouTube clips ever made?

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