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[FitnessFrenzy]

a subtle reference by ironmeister as to suggesting that basile might like to ingest goodrum or mr. greene, so to say.
Clever.

[FitnessFrenzy]

  SHUTDOWN GYM!

[FitnessFrenzy]

today i got a text message from a cubana whore who fell hard for my 15.5" in ripped natural pythons a year ago, i fucked her good for a while

she knew i had a gf those days and she knows i have a kid now

some months ago we texted a few texts and we keep friendly, she was preggers that time (not from me, according to my calculations)

"Hi baby My baby was born on 28 september, a month early, him is small but healthy . i am in hospital until wednesday 10AM, unit 775, room 442/2, you are always welcome  , *hername*, my full name is "herfullname" and the name of my baby is "fullnameofherson" xxx my address is "heraddress" xxx"


whoah this was a bit bewildering, a bit weeirded out as welll

but, do you reckon she wants sex with me or friendzone?


i have 17" arm now, so she may go mad for me


so excited

in a dilemma, now should i go to the hospital or hit the gym for chest and arms

[DroppingPlates]

If bodybuilding is gay, I don't wanna be straight. (no homo)

[FitnessFrenzy]

 

[DroppingPlates]

today my direct supervisor (the manlet twink who wanted to take my chair) got lambasted by the boss

he was so helpless and near the point of tears

i pretended not to hear anything and worked on with total dedication

but inside i was enjoying his sorrows

after the whole thing he was looking for a shoulder to cry on, moaning to a lot of people about it

me i told him

"suffering is what you must do....it is what we all must do" and turned around to my computer screen again


he left home early even tho it was reallly busy, like 2 hrs early

he looked confused and lost in the world, and came over to me and my direct colleague and said without any energy or attitude "good job guys....yeah it was not a bad day...keep it up...."


my satisfaction was perverse

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[DroppingPlates]

thanks DP for adding this quote. It screams for this image:

Let's call him AnabolicPsycho from now on..

[DroppingPlates]

That was just a few weeks after I shaked hands with him, but I didn't saw a single woman acting like that.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I have a 02 viper gts I built myself

typical Getbigger

[FitnessFrenzy]

from The Wolf of Wall Street (an obvious Getbigger)

I removed my arms from beneath the white silk comforter, careful not to get them tangled
in the thousands of tiny pearls that had been hand-crocheted onto the fabric. Then I cocked
my elbows, like chicken wings, giving the irate Duchess a bird’s-eye view of my mighty biceps ....
 
That seemed to slow her down—but only for a second. She said, in a mocking tone,

“Will you stop flexing your arms, please? You look like a fucking imbecile!”

“I wasn’t flexing my arms,” I said, unflexing my arms.

[Knooger]

I'd move her cock to the side, and pound that thing like a retard in a spider web.

[The Italian Lifter]

english looks like 10 lbs of shit in a 5 lbs bag in that picture

[FitnessFrenzy]

Jay Cutler style icon

the local restaurant guide had it as the 6th best place to eat in town.  Most people thought it was more like 11th or 12th.

[DroppingPlates]

Would you be in a relationship with a broad who has aids? Especially 3 aids. Mind you, her body is just as hot as before she had the aids. And let's say the broad is in her 30's, still prime.

- Discuss

yes that way i can get her HGH kits

[GraniteCityDon]

Nah, that is Floyd's Lambo , Canelo works in the gas station.

[Roger Bacon]

Hahahaha brutal 12 inch arms and permabags under the eyes from years of voyeurism

Funniest ever getbig quote!!! 

How the hell do some of these guys come up with this hilarious shit?

More talent in a few getbig posters than every modern famous comedian combined.

[booty]

This came off wrong but does sound funny.   

[The Ugly]

"How big is your cock?"   - anabolichalo

[Big Chiro Flex]

Funniest ever getbig quote!!! 

How the hell do some of these guys come up with this hilarious shit?

More talent in a few getbig posters than every modern famous comedian combined.

Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something.  The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches 

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

This came off wrong but does sound funny.   

 

[FitnessFrenzy]

Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something.  The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches 

BigCyp is one hell of a Getbigger and cool guy (no homo). The ride of the king:

[FitnessFrenzy]

He does not look healthy and his face looks old for 35.  Great guy as exemplified on his FB page.

"Dreams can come true!!!
I would like to thank all my fans, friends and family for such a huge support over last months!
My wife Katja deserves all the respect for believing in me and supporting me for my whole Bodybuilding carrier!
Many, many thanks to all!"

wolf has the face a man that works on rail road tracks 16 hours a day in the desert and smokes 3 packs a day ect ect

[bigmc]

Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something.  The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches 

my duets with cyp

are liquid gold