Best of Getbig - Quotes, Pictures and Videos

[FitnessFrenzy]

I've briefly considered the murder route but there should be a better solution

if i can get her to fuck off and keep the kid myself it's the same result without you know killing someone

[anabolichalo]

that's a spectacular head of hair

[The Abdominal Snoman]

[DroppingPlates]

that's a spectacular head of hair

LMAO!!

[DroppingPlates]

this kid always surprises us.   

He should work as a stand up comedian and flex his 17" pythons, soon he will get the girls..

[anabolichalo]

He should work as a stand up comedian and flex his 17" pythons, soon he will get the girls..

i'm not that funny i just write what pops into my mind

[DroppingPlates]

i'm not that funny i just write what pops into my mind

That's because you take yourself too serious

[anabolichalo]

That's because you take yourself too serious

[Roger Bacon]

Not to sound like an ass kisser, but BigCyp could seriously have a nice job as a comedy writer for some TV network or something.  The guy is on a different level. Everyone here posts funny shit from time to time, but Cyp logs in for an hour a week and just rains down hellfire on all of us bitches  

Exactly, lol

Like comedic shock and awe campaign when Big Cyp logs in.

[Big Chiro Flex]

Exactly, lol

Like comedic shock and awe campaign when Big Cyp logs in.

One should consider it an honor to be owned by the legend known as BigCyp.

I remember when I first joined here....the onslaught that ensured was epic. Cyp and Bigmc and Chaos owned me into oblivion.  I couldn't even construct replies back to his posts. I had to just sit back and realize that I was in the presence of greatness and try to take notes. 

[Roger Bacon]

One should consider it an honor to be owned by the legend known as BigCyp.

I remember when I first joined here....the onslaught that ensured was epic. Cyp and Bigmc and Chaos owned me into oblivion.  I couldn't even construct replies back to his posts. I had to just sit back and realize that I was in the presence of greatness and try to take notes.  

HAHA!!

He referred to me as Rogered Bumhole, in a strange way I actually was honored... lol

[Big Chiro Flex]

HAHA!!

He referred to me as Rogered Bumhole, in a strange way I actually was honored... lol

He referee to me as Chode Flaps. 

[Roger Bacon]

He referee to me as Chode Flaps. 

Not exactly sure what that means, but congratulations broseph!! 

[DroppingPlates]

(with a small fix at the end)

i went out to the bars last night in my fantastic attire i also wear in my avatar

random women came up to me asking if they could feel my arms

bouncers asked me what cycle i'm on

i went home with my so-called friends ex gf because i was really smashed up and couldnt drive

at 10 am gf calls asks me furious where i am, i say oh i'm in this womans place

she really melted down lol

it was a great night, bitches feeling up my arms 17" pythons

[FitnessFrenzy]

(with a small fix at the end)

I can just imagine anabolichalo, having learned a lot of phrases on Getbig, being on the phone with his furious girlfriend. Then he says over the phone with German accent to her: "Brutal meltdown".

[anabolichalo]

after that i made the woman call her up (they know eachother but dont like eachother)

"no no anabolichalo didnt cheat on you, i took him home with me because he was really smashed up"


 

[DroppingPlates]

I can just imagine anabolichalo, having learned a lot of phrases on Getbig, being on the phone with his furious girlfriend. Then he says over the phone with German accent to her: "Brutal meltdown".

Haha, would love to hear their 'conversation'.

[anabolichalo]

Haha, would love to hear their 'conversation'.

it was not really a conversation

*ring ring ring ring*


(anabolichalo cracked up voice): hello....

WHERE ARE YOU??


i'm sleeping


WHERE ARE YOU?

i'm in xxxxx place


YOU ARE IN HER PLACE? ARE YOU CRAZY WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

........silence


IS XXXX ALSO THERE (my friend who i claimed i was going out witch)

no...

YOU SEE HIM IS NOT THERE HE IS FAMILY MAN YOU ARE NOT SERIOUS

silence....


bleeepbleepbleep (she offed the phone)


 

[DroppingPlates]

Haha, great!

[NelsonMuntz]

He referee to me as Chode Flaps. 

was is you who refers to me as SmellSumcuntz?

[DroppingPlates]

Classic short man disease buy a big truck to make you feel taller, did it come with a ladder Coach?

[DroppingPlates]

http://smutty.so.clients.cdn13.com//media_smutty/g/o/l/d/b/golden-eye-vmro9-c73ddd.gif

as the gif was loading i felt like "no fuck it's gonna be another HUGE COCK and then i cant get the penis size thoughts out of my head again!!!"

but i was releaved to see it was a modest size

now i can carry on with my day

[DroppingPlates]

Badass!

hair folicles of the gods^^^^^^^^

[Big Chiro Flex]

was is you who refers to me as SmellSumcuntz?

Yes brother it was I. But it was said in love. A great term of endearment 

[FitnessFrenzy]

this shit aint over

the is very mad when angry


so i dont feel safe leaving the house tomorrow


all my shit could be gone by evening

Throughout all of this, I admire your dedication to the important things:

-getting big
-getting girls
-posting about your travails

A lesser man would have crumbled