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[DroppingPlates]

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What do the yogis and gurus think about ped cycles?

[DroppingPlates]

chocolate bitches is my main field of expertise next to weight training kinetics

[Hulkotron]

Haha that's a great one!

[manuelsonn]

Prime, do you really believe that it's necessary to explain that you actually don't want to piss in anyone's mouth?
I believe that you're not only taking others too serious in many cases, but yourself as well. Should you take nothing/no one serious? No, it's rather a mix of both.

When you call someone a whore, you're only lowering yourself. In case I was a mod, then I would give you a warning for that.

That's all I have to say about it.

i would piss in buuty mouth, and even take a dump on her, why not? Is that a sin?

[Roger Bacon]

i would piss in buuty mouth, and even take a dump on her, why not? Is that a sin?

settle down kunta kinte

[Roger Bacon]

The P.I.P. Endowment Subsidy (PIPES) was established in 2013 with a generous contribution of $200 from its founder, P.I.P., and an additional $109.23 donation from a rogues' gallery of incorrigible scoundrels who also serve on its Board of Trustees.  Its purpose is to foster the exchange of amity, fellowship, and bodily fluids between the ogreish man-whore Tbombz and promising young men who are dedicated to improving the art and practice of schmoeing. The value of the inaugural award is $214.25, which is expressly allocated to cover Tbombz’ fee, bus fare, and a couple of refreshing sugary drinks.

Although the ultimate goal is to lay down PIPES around the world, the administration is presently accepting applications only from or near Tbombz’ Stockton, CA, vicinity. Applications are being accepted on a rolling basis and must exhibit the following PIPES standards:

*The Endowment requires evidence of academic achievement (the Board of Trustees has set a rigid cutoff at no lower than coming within 10% of passing the High School Equivalency Exam).
*The Endowment requires evidence of extraordinary vitality, drive, and passion to actualize one’s schmoeing potential to its fullest.
*The Endowment requires evidence of an above-average endowment (either by current photograph, video, or, most preferred, private appointment).
*The Endowment requires that all applications be accompanied with a $750 processing fee.

In addition to meeting these standards, applications also require a 750 word essay on either of the following two topics: (1) Whom do you imagine has a better operatic singing voice: Galeniko or Cswol? (2) Is it gay even if you don’t want it to be?


PIPES News:
The Board of Trustees is proud to announce the winner of the first PIPES prize. He is Manolo Iannone, 18, a soon-to-be graduate of Caesar Chavez High School. Iannone, who originally hails from Argentina, won the award committee over with his sincerity, accomplished study of the violin, and $753 application fee. Excelsior!

[Roger Bacon]

A kick in the vagina is old news, you were just being a cunnt there

[DroppingPlates]

i feel that pumping weights is what we do all this other shit called life for

working, making money, putting roof over head food on the table

all necessary but irritating steps one must follow to sustain the base of the maslov pyramid

at the top is pumping weights, getting big and getting the girls

so when you finally find yourself in the gym it's the best part of this joke called life

[Roger Bacon]

keep to bullshit

[DroppingPlates]

I want a shirt of that with "team musclecenter" on the rear.

[Roger Bacon]

I want a shirt of that with "team musclecenter" on the rear.

ROFL That would be awesome!!

Keep to Bullshit is cracking me up!!

[DroppingPlates]

 

[Roger Bacon]

Source?

Let me scan this sanskrit stone I have to show you

[DroppingPlates]

(I agree)

Apple is the domain of homosexuals and sheeple.

[FitnessFrenzy]

I want a shirt of that with "team musclecenter" on the rear.

I remember one time when Musclecenter wrote something like this: "While you guys are on here trolling, I am in the gym".


Gotta love Coach Huang. 

[FitnessFrenzy]

[FitnessFrenzy]

No need. He'll fly straight to your gym and give an hour long talk about hypertrophy and how he personally landed his bicep/rocket on the moon before the American's "allegedly" did in the 60s...

[FitnessFrenzy]

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[FitnessFrenzy]

I seriously did not expect to open this thread and see actual exposed dicks.  Like...I don't know, I expected lists and some pictures of tbombz, but I got... something that feels way more homosexual than I was prepared for.
 Uh,  I'm kind of sketched out.  Also WAY too many comments about the Falcock.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Give the guy a chance, maybe someone turned on a strong magnet above him

[FitnessFrenzy]

How do you properly lighten a picture?
Thought I'd take a recent pic but its too dark.....

have different parents

[DroppingPlates]

Facts;

rich people are rich and happy
poor people are poor and angry.

Do you have scientific evidence to prove this? 

[tu_holmes]

Aren't you into 'dark meat' as well, just like this schmoe? 

I didn't know Mr. Bean was into bodybuilding.

[FitnessFrenzy]

Loved you in Die Hard bro, should have stayed off those donuts on set tho

[FitnessFrenzy]

yesterday i was groping my girlfriend in the bathroom

she said no plz i'm not in the mood

then later i was masturbating to pornography and she caught me

and she was really upset and broke down in tears, saying jacking off leads to impotence etc and that i'm very spoiled since we had sex 3 days ago



then i fucked her and in the morning pretended nothing happened