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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1351 on: December 26, 2013, 02:09:55 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1352 on: December 27, 2013, 01:45:02 AM »

I'm Creating My Own Digital Cryptocurrency

I'm sure you're all familiar with the bitcoin by now. But what you might not know is that there is a whole ecology of alternative cryptocurrencies being brought to market (initially just mined, then put on an exchange and traded for fiat) with their own special functions -- e.g., coins whose mining sends computational power to BOINC research projects (gridcoin).

As CEO of Vincent Goodcome Enterprises, I'm always looking for ways to innovate and expand my burnt appendages into new markets. Today I'd like to share my latest innovation:

Introducing, the goodcoin (GOC)



Technical specifications:
60 second block time
10 goodcoin's reward per block
60 second transaction confirmation time (scryp-based, proof of work algorithm)
Retarget every 4 hours

RPC/P2P Ports = 8505/8506

The goodcoin will be a revolutionary new cryptocurrency that will only gain value as its adoption rate increases. Initial miners will get free digital coupons to Caliber Fitness and Caliber Grocery upon successful mining of each block (in addition to the standard 10 goodcoin reward). Goodcoins make a great holiday gift as well because I'm sure they'll be useful for something sometime in the future (haven't figured that part of the business out quite yet).

More news to come!!




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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1353 on: December 27, 2013, 02:30:26 AM »
well, my 'best friend' next door neighbor went to another neighbors house down the block with an 'older kid' (a known trouble-maker.. family was losers, drunks, alcoholics, sluts, ect..) and we get inside this garage and the trouble maker kid is showing us some kittens and him and my 'best friend' decide to make nooses out of shoestrings and start to hang these kittens.. I grew up with cats (and other animals), so I wanted no part in it, and watched them hang a few of these kittens... I was about 7yrs old.. older kid was about 13 or so.

so, when we were walking down the sidewalk, I stopped and looked at my 'best friend' and threw a right hook at his face and broke his nose.. perfect punch, I didnt' even feel it. that was the first nose I'd ever broken. lol... and he starts BALLING like a little girl and I just walked home.

well, his parents call the cops.. cops come to my house and ask why I did it and I said because he hanged some kittens with the older kid. cop says 'oh... ok then' and leaves to investigate the kitten hanging. I guess the older kid had tossed the kittens I the trash or something so he never go in trouble.

later that night the 'best friends' uncle comes over.. big huge cowboy fella, probably 320lbs, pounding on the door.. I though I was in trouble and he just wanted to say 'thank you for teaching that boy a lesson... he just doesn't learn... if it were my boy, I'd pay you to do that every day till he straightened up'. lol...

needless to say, both those kids ended up in prison for drugs/theft.... (I ended up in prison as well, (long after their first number) but for a more 'respectable' crime. lol... with a much longer sentence)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1354 on: December 27, 2013, 02:40:31 AM »

I like the summers in Sydney. Flowers out, beaches packed, and just a nice time of the year.


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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1355 on: December 27, 2013, 12:56:35 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1358 on: December 28, 2013, 05:04:16 PM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1359 on: December 29, 2013, 07:36:52 PM »
You forgot Goodrum who's built like a brick shit house, hold the brick house.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1360 on: December 30, 2013, 01:52:26 AM »
after current door was kicked down by an angry hebrew female i need to get it fixed, must be way stronger





prevention is better than cure.

you need a non hebrew woman.


i dont think i want another woman any more


just fuck some bitches here and there


NOT RAW

WITH PULLING OUT

TAKING CONDOM HOME AFTER

BURNING IT

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1361 on: December 30, 2013, 06:29:12 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1362 on: December 30, 2013, 09:59:53 AM »
FUcking whores.  It can be 75 degrees and the bitches will shudder at how cold it is and want a blanket but in the snow and freezing temps they dress like whores and not seem to be affected by it.  If anyone doesn't believe that all women are the devil should be convinced of the contrary with this fact.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1363 on: December 31, 2013, 03:09:25 AM »
would love to have threesome with lobstah and booty  :P


Outside the realm of possibility, but I respect your right to dream. That said, you know we have the combined height of a Barbie doll, right? it would be like you were on the set of Itty Bitty Gang Bang with two midget broads who can't stop saying shit like "your dick is a Shizzo gimmick," and "can I call you Ron? Put me in time out, Ron, I have to pee." I mean booty's probably pretty charming in the sack, but I'm a fucking trainwreck, and I think I'm soooo funny when the dick vagina is out of the pants. IFLS HTH.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1364 on: December 31, 2013, 07:15:55 AM »
.. if I wasn't already.  ;D

Sexy as fuck.





Too long a face, and a serious point for any bros who want a quick test of women to avoid, check the 2 middle fingers, ring finger and index finger, the more similar they are in length means the woman or man was exposed to a load of test in the womb.Unless you want a woman who thinks she is a man, is likely to cheat on you and drink your beer, then avoid.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1365 on: December 31, 2013, 03:18:02 PM »
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1366 on: December 31, 2013, 04:06:37 PM »


Don't know who most of those people are but it was still pretty funny!  ;D

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1367 on: January 01, 2014, 06:02:31 AM »


having a second laptop handy is always a good idea.  You never know when a true friend or loved one will pop in, and need to surf the web too.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1368 on: January 01, 2014, 07:08:03 AM »
I bet Jay uses one of those PC's for PornHub and the other one for Getbig.

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1369 on: January 01, 2014, 07:14:07 AM »
This thread is the shit FF....finally up to

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1372 on: January 01, 2014, 11:50:27 PM »
This thread is the shit FF....finally up to

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xxoxoooxxo

I'm glad you like it Wes. Your latest pics are inspirational, even for a 20's something dude like me (no homo).  :)

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1373 on: January 02, 2014, 12:01:48 AM »

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Re: Best Getbig quotes from 2013 - 2014.
« Reply #1374 on: January 02, 2014, 07:18:47 AM »
Re: 3 months on the Go4It diet - AMAZING RESULTS


Breakfast:

20 egg Omelette
8 slices of Bacon
6 sausage links
3 cups of Oatmeal
4 bananas
3 oranges
2 protein shakes
6 pancakes
12 eggo waffles
1 cup of Aunt Jemima Syrup

Lunch:

2 steaks
8 baked potatoes


Dinner:

2 whole roasted chickens
1 atlantic salmon
3 heads of cabbage


The results were amazing!


BEFORE PIC:









AFTER PIC 3 Months later on the Go4It Diet