Megaladon that pic is photoshopped you dipshit.
Thank you. Very astute. Here is Jay with Laurence Fishburne.
Can you imagine being Mike Tyson's towel punk? Mike hollers at you from the bathroom. He wants his towel. You crawl in naked on all fours into the steamy bathroom where this big black buck has been washing his muscles after a hard days work. The towel gripped firmly in your teeth. He takes it. He proceeds to dry his glistening black body off. You watch in awe as his muscles tense and flex, and his Goliath genitalia bounces around freely. He's way bigger than you. You stand underneath him catching the drops of water from his body like drops of rain on a wet summers day. When he is finished he throws the towel on your face. The smell of negro flesh and soap permeate your senses. Your reward for a job well done. "Go get me my cologne and stuff", Mike barks at you. On your way out of the bathroom, you look at your girlfriend asleep on the bed. Mike completely ruined her. Fucked her into a coma. You think to yourself: I hope she still knows who I am when she wakes up.
Cross fitters aren't smart enough to foam roll.
Maybe some aren't but at least they all meet the height requirements for the rides at Disney
i was driving around in the red light district and our eyes meetinstantly we recognize eachother, this fine ho i used to be friends with 5-7 yrs ago, i only used her services once or so back then, but i knew her pretty well since we talked a lot when i visited her coworkerso we catch up for a while, i give her some cash and strip downshe is literlaly blown away by my new sizeSOOO BIG SOO BIG (groping my muscles)BUT STILL SMALL HERE (grabbing my shiveled up cock and ballz)it was pretty brutallolat least i am legit "big" now, clearly she was not holding back
Quote from: Icelord on February 26, 2014, 09:42:52 PMQuote from: Cleanest Natural on February 27, 2014, 07:12:18 AMIn contest shape at 200lbs I beat hi9m easily in a bb contest .. he looks great relaxed arms at his sides .. seen thousands of these ..
In contest shape at 200lbs I beat hi9m easily in a bb contest .. he looks great relaxed arms at his sides .. seen thousands of these ..
Hahaha...all the resident nutties and delusionals gang up to get their revenge in this thread...gayer than soliciting at the urinalson a serious note...I am much better than that dude. Anyone who thinks differently is obviously gay.
better at what?jerking off two cocks while being spitroasted by 3 more cocks?
Projected Release Date 03/12/14
Honestly I am a bit much for most women... my size, radiating presence and no nonsense attitude is intimidating to modern conditioned girls who like to control boy toys. Only the best ones surrender and bask in my love juice.
This weekend I managed to meet up with a beautiful blonde I met a couple of months initially and we've been flirting on whatsapp ever since, she hits all the spots for me, great ass, legs face...etc, posh as hell and lips to die for. Pretty much a proper head turner. We went out last night and I had my game on in full swing, I was loaded with a shit load of one liners, funny stories and deep intelligent convo all the while I wearing the gayest top I had showing my solid upper chest muscle. All of this with a combination of cocktails flowing all night and swanky spots in and around Shorditch area...the girl was mesmerised by the end she was "in the bag". Now its time to go back to my appartment, and this getbigger had only one thing on his mind.We didn't waste time, and got down to biz from the moment we stepped in, then came my turn to get BJ, I layed on my back and within minutes I was in the "zone"...the girl was good, then soon the girl became amazingly good, she was upping her game as we went along. However, things started to take a strange turn from here on, she got fixated on my balls and was juggling them bad boys like hell (decent size now as I'm on HCG). Then she slowly started making her way down, in that area which I call the amber zone, the bridge just below your balls, part of me started to feel uncomfortable, however, the other part was surprisingly pleased at how cool it felt, but this was not the end. In a shocking move I was not expecting the hot girls digs her beautiful face in my ass and started tossing my salad in a way that makes Gordon Ramseys kitchen salad tossing skills seem like a paralympic Olympian racing against Usain Bolt. My mind was telling me this is a fight or flight situation, yet here I am lying down on my back, helpless, frozen and motionless like a possum, eyes rolling into the back of my head an all. she had a tight grip on scrotum and was working with the other hand on my rod....this girls knows what shes doing, shes done this before my mind tells me. Low and behold I had the strangest and longest orgasm ever, mind blowing shot-gun shit, there was no time to waste, I wasn't done and we went on to have a steaming session for a long while after.Now here I am sitting in my living room feeling smug about my experience and looking at her pic, yet part of me feels like I should feel wrong about this, then the third part says its only homo if you want it to be....I will ponder this one for a little while and come to my conclusion which makes feel comfortable, in the mean time I am seeing her next weekend, and I have a feeling this prostate is gona get tongued yet again Over
i turn women down for having a less than spectacular hairlineit's gotta swallow the forehead and have unparallelled density
Anabolichalo, you lazy sack of shit, worry about your kid.Though I think your life is one big troll job, but then again, who knows.
God I hope he is a troll - whatever that is - because if this is a real dude then the lil one he created is it least 1/2 douchebag. Guess my son will have to beat his ass if he encounters - shame though cause raised by a real man the boy could have a chance - that is depending on how strongly the tool gene carries
funny but my kid is gonna sodomize your kid in a fighthis mother drank voodoo medicine during pregnancy to make him powerful and brave as a lionshe said if they mess with him he gonna fuck everybody up, make them eat sand she saidtoo bad your pasty little white kid is gonna be a bag of smashed ass hole after you pick him up after school
My best friends, a couple, came over tonight and I had a surprise in store for them.. the Arnold Classic webcast Had popcorn, coca cola and gummy bears .. both work out and understand nutrition, training and even drugs.. but besides some pictures , they never really saw a live contest. It was interesting to see their reactions (not familiar with who was on stage but they both have a very sharp eye for detail... learned it from me)Here are some of their remarks.."Why do they have such big thighs? Looks gross!""This guy has artrophied calves! (Wolf )"They look like shit, weird, Arnold looked so much better""They pose like they are about to take a dump.. why aren't they posing more elegant?"These are reactions from two people, a man and a woman, who watched their forst bb show live online.
Post them up!
Ron delete my account i will pay u in advance.Ron please delete my account! I will send u 200 dollars if you do this for me! I am man of my word! I send u money first if u want!RegardsJoon
Lol, reminds me of a guy i knew whos ex started dating his mate, his mate was winding him up about shagging her and he said " Just remember next time you are kissing her my cocks been in her mouth"
On closer inspection I do agree it was Wiggs.
Please stop posting porn gifs everyone, i'm trying to read getbig together with my family. My wife suggested we spend more family time, so I linked up the forum to my flatscreen.
Paris.....Milan......New York.......Berlin......
This is what happens to all pro bbers when they lose their edge and start to drift away from their profession. You saw it with Craig Titus, Paul DeMayo, Flex Wheeler, Rich Piana, countless female BBers....they have literally nothing to replace that vacuum that was their bodybuilding lifestyle, so they go down some pretty weird roads experimenting with different lifestyle choices, and it usually ends badly.
